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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    My new Dating Pool

    Maybe you shouldn't use words you don't know how to spell in an effort to sound more intelligent than you are... My previous point also still stands, wife/family isn't real until rerolled on tits.
  2. zombiewizardhawk

    My Spider Bro

    No idea but if they're fighting my money is on the little guy whoopin' some ass.
  3. zombiewizardhawk

    My new Dating Pool

    You do realize that it's not hard to fake chat logs/texts/etc., right? Until we see rerolled on your wife's tits, you're a troll and your family isn't real.
  4. zombiewizardhawk

    Total War: Warhammer

    Eh, 6 months isn't too far out as long as they don't end up having to push it back. Gives me 6 months to become decent/good at Total War games (ended up buying Attila yesterday).
  5. zombiewizardhawk

    MMA Thread

    No such thing as bad press, and i'm assuming he's getting paid for it (maybe not, I dunno how they do it)... On the other hand... did it really take him doing TUF for you to realize he's a douchebag? Listen to him talk at any given time and it should be apparent... doesn't change the fact...
  6. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Haha in one of the videos on the NFL site (tried to link it but it's being difficult and i'm lazy, video is titled "Seahawks Marshawn Lynch evades defense" you can clearly hear the 49ers defender say "Wakandan" and then follow it up with a couple "shits". Yay for player mics since I hope it...
  7. zombiewizardhawk

    Total War: Warhammer

    4/28/2016 release date, hype. Chaos Warrior dlc with pre-order (day 1 dlc not so hype but that's pretty much standard for games these days anyways).
  8. zombiewizardhawk

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Jesus christ, is Popsicle trying to make a resurgence and surpass Tardnoomba/Itzena for biggest asshat? I was actually considering responding to some of the idiotic things he's said but I completely lost motivation when I realized how many of them there were...
  9. zombiewizardhawk

    MMA Thread

    "Trevino also tested positive for marijuana and will be suspended by the Texas Department of Licensing and Regulation for 90 days. It is also possible that he will be fined $5,000. " Diaz gets 5 years tho? Consistency in rules enforcement ftw.
  10. zombiewizardhawk

    2015 ReRolled AssHat FINAL ROUND! It's Super Salty!

    This word should literally never be associated with either of the two finalists...
  11. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Sutekh just salty because his team is trash this year (read: every year) so he has to cry about the team he wishes his team was every time the possibility presents itself.
  12. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Oh god I laned against a Kench Kalista yesterday and it was retarded annoying. Focus kalista, kench eats her and they peace out. Focus kench and he takes 8 years to die and then she ults him to safety. Rage inducing.
  13. zombiewizardhawk

    Rerolled Haloween Costume Ideas

    Meth addict... I can get you set up for a moderate fee. I don't have the pics of me saved but i'm sure someone will stop by to oblige in the next day or two.
  14. zombiewizardhawk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    YOU SHOW ME ONE FAT BITCH WITH TITS THAT PERKY. DO IT!
  15. zombiewizardhawk

    My new Dating Pool

    You've been cheated on by junkie hookers, too!? PS: I like how J49 fucks other hookers in secret while his girlfriend hooker is in rehab but he gets mad that she fucks other dudes while he's not around.
  16. zombiewizardhawk

    2015 AssHat round 3 - Saltier than ever!

    I lost? God damnit...
  17. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    He wasn't talking about me, retard. The only call i've made on the Patriots record this year was a while back when I said i'd ban bet someone on them being 9-7 or better. Then again, you have a fucking roidhawk avatar so maybe that shit's just starting to rot away your ability to see and...
  18. zombiewizardhawk

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    They're both open at the moment, i'm 5th on the waiver wire so it's possible one or both will get scooped before it falls to me but I dunno if I want to drop 2 different players to snag them both and then play the guessing game on who's gonna get the touches (assuming they don't just both fall...
  19. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    45-17 Patriots. Colts cry about it. (So does 80% of this forum, lolz)
  20. zombiewizardhawk

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Ok so i'm pretty screwed with Charles going down... now my RBs are Chris Johnson, Johnathon Stewart, Bishop Sankey and I put in a waiver this week to pick up Rawls to replace Charles (at least until I figure out if Lynch is coming back or who else I might possibly pick up... waivers were looking...
  21. zombiewizardhawk

    Civilization - Beyond Earth (Alpha Centauri Sequel)

    You are a terrible person and I question your taste in video games.
  22. zombiewizardhawk

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    I'm playing Blake Bortles today, lol...
  23. zombiewizardhawk

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    1. Having the government hand me money that other people earn isn't in my self-interests because i'm not a lazy prick who doesn't understand the concept of earning what you have. 2. I have been a Patriots fan for 12 years now (which could still make me a bandwagon technically since that's...
  24. zombiewizardhawk

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    I've never won anything in my life so i'd be overjoyed to win but one mere round =(
  25. zombiewizardhawk

    TERA

    I was doing great up to 49 on my warrior (where I am now) but now the lvl 45-46 BAMs in the area i'm in are kicking my ass. Even if I go in to each fight with 3 charms + the elite daily pot with 12% damage bonus and whatnot it's 50/50 if i'm coming out alive or not. I'm in Arachnea or...
  26. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Lol, I wonder what kind of fines and suspensions along with lost draft picks they'd get slapped with for that.
  27. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    More likely than not that Belichick and the Patriots get those 50 pts, too. And in the post game interview Brady is going to say that the balls felt perfect.
  28. zombiewizardhawk

    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    Hey man edit me in some votes too. Apparently a lot of people think Phazel is an asshat, I dunno what threads he posts in tho.
  29. zombiewizardhawk

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    YOU ONLY VOTED HODJ BECAUSE YOU SAW ME VOTE SUINEG! Those spoons look awesome, honestly. I might have to snag one for my mom for Christmas this year (she has MS not Parkinsons but it'd serve the same purpose).
  30. zombiewizardhawk

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    I gotta say, a_skeleton_03 beat Hodj in this one. Hodj is coming off quite Tanoomba-esque.
  31. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yes. It was annoying as shit too (since I live in Cleveland) watching/listening to all the fans start bashing the shit out of him for having a couple not-great games and screaming for them to play Johnny Retard. It was funny when they said fuck their winning season and put Tardboy in for that...
  32. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Isn't butt-fumbler a 2nd stringer somewhere this year?
  33. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Is there such a thing as a non-awful 3rd string QB in the NFL where people like Practice Squad Haterhill or Krappernick are starters?
  34. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Or he could have, you know, recovered the fumble instead of being a retard and lucking out with a retard not calling him out on his retard penalty.
  35. zombiewizardhawk

    The RPG Thread

    Yeah i'm gonna be getting it on my next payday on the 16th probably. IMO gameplay has gotten better with every release whether it's more versatile character choices due to better moves like I commented on before (I still remember I think it was Disgaea 2 where axes didn't get a single move that...
  36. zombiewizardhawk

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    The Tate touchdown was a legitimate touchdown. Also, that DraftKings guy winning money on FanDuel is a stupid story. They try to say it's fucking fraud when he's playing on a different site with a different playerbase and different stats. GTFO.
  37. zombiewizardhawk

    ASSHAT OF THE YEAR 2015 VERSION! Nominations round

    The fuck, are you new around here or just retarded? People get their avatars and titles changed all the time. Also, ignore the question, it was rhetorical.
  38. zombiewizardhawk

    Fall 2015 Anime Thread

    I hope I enjoy all the episodes as much as I did the first one, it cracked me up.
  39. zombiewizardhawk

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Attention: Everyone hating on the style of stories in Disgaea games can die in a fire. That is all.
  40. zombiewizardhawk

    My new Dating Pool

    Babe, I only did it so that my junky whore wouldn't OD on them, I swear! I'm trying to be a good person, damnit! WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ME!?