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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Does the fact that i'd stick it in Caitlyn's pooper make me gay?
  2. zombiewizardhawk

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Eyy, how do you get in to the french foreign legion and can I get outside funding if I were to do it? Also, Chanur, it's an Antarius post, so take that in to consideration.
  3. zombiewizardhawk

    WTF Story Thread?

    I can't lift because i'm so skinny my muscles actually would break through my skin if I had any.
  4. zombiewizardhawk

    WTF Story Thread?

    NECESSARY!? Is it necessary for me to eat cow eyes!? No, but it helps get me hard and I like the texture and taste! Also, I feel like that Techno Viking story is not legit at all.
  5. zombiewizardhawk

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    We know you're not a breeder... cause nobody wants to get up in that vag even for the sole purpose of proliferating the human species.
  6. zombiewizardhawk

    My new Dating Pool

    Wizardmod has a nice ring to it but I'd get in trouble for not doing my job. I'm glad that I never decided to take and/or post pictures of my penis, also. Also, I expected J49 to be on that list of people who got arrested... or maybe he IS on that list somewhere....
  7. zombiewizardhawk

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Come on, Hoss... You know Zod had to get down with Lois Lane at some point in time, they just chose not to show it. Also, super-strong unstoppable by humans? Sounds like PCP to me...
  8. zombiewizardhawk

    My new Dating Pool

    Yea... sometimes I wonder if things would've turned around for me if I would've ended up having that fight with Cam...
  9. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    I just do the ID'd recipe, personally. Probably lose out slightly in the end but you never know when that i72 piece is gonna end up worth 2+ex.
  10. zombiewizardhawk

    My new Dating Pool

    That didn't stop people from looking up and posting all kinds of shit about me after the whole garlic tooth infection debacle...
  11. zombiewizardhawk

    Suicide Squad (2016)

    I liked all of those other than After Earth which I don't even give him credit for being in (because he wasn't, honestly... He had 2 fucking lines in the whole 5 minutes he was in the movie).
  12. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    I like it. If it was on warbands it'd be nice for my build. The implicit is easy enough to fix with a blessed or two, I wouldn't let something like that drive the price down too much. On the other hand, crafted life on rings only lets you get bad tiers so that hurts a lot more than if it had...
  13. zombiewizardhawk

    The Video Thread

    Fuckin send him back to the shaw! Someone page the Dr.
  14. zombiewizardhawk

    The Animated GIF Thread

    She's hot. I would probably miss the ball many many times as I stare at her instead of looking down.
  15. zombiewizardhawk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    That shit is delicious. I get like 4 when I order a pizza from the Papa.
  16. zombiewizardhawk

    Best way to get back at a fraudster?

    Seconded on this. Fuck that shit is retarded and anyone who does it deserves to be hung by their nuts in a vice-grip over a cliff until they rip, leaving said swatter to fall to their death (minus their scrotum tissue still securely gripped in the vice).
  17. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    They wouldn't be in the top 25 if they weren't going so hard tho.
  18. zombiewizardhawk

    Game of Thrones - Season 6 - Poll Edition

    Wait, I can't +1 you for that since this is a rickshaw thread? Unfair!
  19. zombiewizardhawk

    why aren't the laws protecting me?

    This level of retardation is beyond even my comprehension...
  20. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    Wasn't Minara, she wasn't in there. If the third guy in the room uses flameblast then it could've been him and I just didn't see the circle in the skellies. Masters are everywhere when you don't want em/need em and then they disappear when you do.
  21. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    I'm not saying the skellies were necessarily what killed me but them and the guy who casts them were the only mobs on screen. The cyclone mob was already dead. Maybe the cycloner got detonated on me, if that wasn't it then I dunno what else in that fight could've chunked me so fast. Also...
  22. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    Welp, i'm done with this game for a while I think. Ripped at 59 in cruel Grand Arena in the arena with the 3 orange guys. Killed the whirlwinder no problem, caster guy runs up and drops vaal summon skeletons on me, rip in less than 2 seconds. 2600 hps, capped resists, granite flask, couple...
  23. zombiewizardhawk

    My new Dating Pool

    But do you respect J49 more than you respect me?
  24. zombiewizardhawk

    Game of Thrones - Season 6 - Poll Edition

    Which part of Game of Thrones would be similar to playing fantasy MMO's? The rapes? The incest?
  25. zombiewizardhawk

    Reddit is on fire

    Lol fatass, i'm an American and i'm probably skinnier than 99% of the british population. Look on the bright side, Isis can probably still provide clothes large enough to properly cover you.
  26. zombiewizardhawk

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    The fuck kind of benefits do you want for coming forward about being raped? $10,000,000 government handout type benefits? Promotion to the Board of Directors at a company of your choosing type benefits? The fucking benefit is (hopefully) that you get the rapist put in jail where he belongs...
  27. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    Nerfed version of normal malachai is still a tp fest. Like Ryanz said, it's just a tp fest (on the 2nd phase, first phase is fine). His aoe fists take up half the room and ground effects take up the other half, combined with poor visibility and a bunch of zombies trying to block your pathing...
  28. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    Obviously it's not going to have a trickle-down effect on people who play self-found or never break in to higher level maps, just like their existence has no basically no effect on those players either. The people it will impact are the ones who like crafting and the ones who do make it to...
  29. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    And you're saying people eternal exalt godly gear to win in the temp leagues?
  30. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    It's going to affect HC too... and it will have about as much impact on temp leagues as eternals have had on temp leagues (none).
  31. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    Casual and average players absolutely aren't running around with mirror quality gear. They're running around in gear whose price is held in check by the existence of mirror gear. Why would I sell you a good piece of gear for 20exalts when I can instead charge 200 because the guy with the...
  32. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    Oh, I see. You're one of those guys who can only play the flavor of the month popular build aka the global hype train aka whatever the streamers have made popular recently and if you're not doing that then you're doomed to farm cruel docks forever because your build sucks. I'd be willing to...
  33. zombiewizardhawk

    pussies burn flag to protest cops, get attacked by bikers, run crying to cops

    Lolz the irony. Also, isn't it illegal to burn the flag? Treason or some shit?
  34. zombiewizardhawk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    What does something being made in Mexico have to do with the fact that tons of scumbags cross the border? Pretty sure he didn't say "Mexicans are all a bunch of raping murderers"...
  35. zombiewizardhawk

    Do male to female trannies go to a gynocologist?

    Does anyone know what the fuck Izo said? Cause I sure as shit don't.
  36. zombiewizardhawk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Cop fully justified to shoot that stupid fuck IMO. With bullet(s).
  37. zombiewizardhawk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    You do realize the entire graphic is about VIOLENT CRIMES AGAINST PEOPLE OF THE OPPOSITE SKIN COLOR and not ALL CRIMES committed by people of certain skin color? Unless you're trying to say the white guys running ponzi schemes and shit are contributing to the racist white agenda to beat down...
  38. zombiewizardhawk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    These days if a teacher touches a student for any reason (even to break up a fight) they get fired and usually sued. Plus that bitch had it coming. I love the way she backs up after he fucking throws her ass like a stuffed animal instead of trying to keep going at him.
  39. zombiewizardhawk

    Can of Diet Coke

    Lady: "Yes i'd like an unopened can of Diet Coke for hygienic purposes please, ma'am." Flight Attendant: "I'm sorry ma'am we're not allowed to serve cans without opening them." Lady: "But... you served this man next to me an unopened can of beer. This can't be right unless you are...