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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Yeah I don't see how you can bitch about a game if you sink 100 hours in to it (or more...). I didn't play 1 or 2, played 3 and enjoyed it. Sure, the ending wasn't great but it wasn't as horrible as you guys make it out to be either. Will probably end up getting this one when it comes out.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Shit like this infuriates me. 90 minutes without food... HOLY SHIT HOW DID THE KID NOT FUCKING STARVE TO DEATH!? Also, Telestin, hate to break it to you but.... your cousins are whores.
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    Path of Exile

    The game is most certainly not balanced around mirror-worthy items, just like the game isn't balanced around legacy items. You don't need a Legacy shavronne or legacy kaom's heart and mirrored items in every other slot to be able to run 78 maps or atziri and i'm pretty sure the developers have...
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    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    WTF, Jingle All the Way is hilarious and a classic.
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    Path of Exile

    I still don't understand the complaint about mirrored items or eternal orbs... how does it negatively impact you if someone wants to spend 1500 exalts trying to get 6 t1 rolls? Back in closed beta (or maybe it was open beta) I spent a few hundred alts on an ES helm, got two t1's eventually...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Hahahahahahahahaha. I can only imagine the dude being on the verge of tears as they're asking him if he's ok because he's shaking so much. The second cop who comes up looks like he's trying not to laugh at the guy filming. The best part though was how the filmer tries to get all cocky again...
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    I laughed...
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    Patreon/gofundme/whatever

    Yeah bro, I didn't end up homeless. I'm not saying I sold my virginity for rent money but I ended up getting my bills paid. Now I need to find a solid source of income, even if it's only temporary, to prevent the situation from presenting itself in the near future. Hence this thread. Why...
  9. zombiewizardhawk

    MUDs, MOOs, and You

    I played... Darkness Falls, Darkness Falls: The Crusade (loved both of those games, was sad when they got shut down, along with some of the other old games on a site I forgot the name of... but one of the games was a multiplayer Godzilla vs Soldiers vs Reporters game, can't remember the name...
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    Patreon/gofundme/whatever

    Hey gurl, get your own thread going if you need advice on boob jobs. This thread is about me and my potential boob job.
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    The Metal Thread

    Nice. I missed Arch Enemy and a few other bands last time they were in Cleveland because I had just moved here. Will most certainly be doing everything I can to get to this show.
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    Patreon/gofundme/whatever

    Exactly. My hair is getting pretty long too. I could doll myself up a little bit and shave for some photos and whatnot. It'd definitely be an all-in move. I'm mostly concerned about the potential reprecussions. Zero fucks given if it made people mad, some fucks given if it lands me in jail...
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    Patreon/gofundme/whatever

    Guys. I had an idea and I need some input because i'm not sure if it's brilliant or retarded (inb4 everyone says retarded just because it's me lolz). Ok so here's what I was thinking. I keep reading in the gamergate thread and whatnot about all these people getting a bunch of money each...
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    My little town needs your help! TITS, TITS and TITS!

    Yeah I think there were a few other people that had bot armies or access to them one way or another that are also no longer with us. Not gonna name any names but i'm almost positive there were at least 2 or 3 others, and possibly more.
  15. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    Almost up to level 75 on my double strike duelist. Using staff this time instead of an axe or sword. 4800ish hps. Still got a lot of upgrading on gear to do but the 1mhc is pretty dead (my 427 dps staff is literally the best phys staff on the league so I just bought an ilvl 79 and now i'm...
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    Agar.io

    Had some fun with this game but it has turned in to a joke IMO. The last 7 times i've tried to play over the past couple days, 3 to 7 of the top 10 are all fucking teamed up. I'll get up to number 3ish and then watch 3 other people on the top 10 feed half or more of their mass into the number...
  17. zombiewizardhawk

    EVE Online

    When I was playing, people were flying 2bil++ pirate battleships for them if you wanted to get into the group. Chances are if you're asking how to make money other than doing level 4s to get a plex then you probably can't afford the hull + fit, or fly the ship + fit.
  18. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    No, not really. I wasn't trying to fight him tho, he popped up on my sea witches map and said bye to me =D. Not sure if i'm gonna roll another char or not on the league. Only 11 days left and i'm dirt poor after spending all my currency to get that 5link pledge set up. Have a ton of items...
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    Path of Exile

    RIP level 78 witch with 5link pledge of hands etc... fucking Abaxoth stunlocked me and ripped me through my 6k of pot mashing before i could alt-f4 or run offscreen.
  20. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Everyone arguing about Boldin or Bryant or Ward etc. does realize that it's completely different to drop a block on someone down the field than it is to line up on the line and block a DE or blitzing linebacker, yes?
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Yes. Take all the money from all these stupid cunts, and enough more in damages that their fucking grandkids will be paying that shit off (assuming some of these stupid cunts actually have kids and grandkids). I hope the Columbia cunt gets her shit rekt too, along with the school... and the...
  22. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    That's why it's called ELO hell. It's a fucking shitshow of random luck where even if you absolutely shit on the enemy team there's a good chance your team decides to take their 8k gold, 6 towers taken with 0 lost, 3 dragons to 0 advantage up 37-13 on kills and turn it into constant 2v5's until...
  23. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    And everyone can keep trying to make it seem like Brady and the Patriots legitimately "cheat" more than every other team in the NFL combined and that it's supported by bullshit ass reports/facts that don't prove anything and a whole lot of biased assumptions from butthurt mads with bad teams...
  24. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    He was talking about Jimmy Graham not blocking like a tight end should (calling him a big vagina etc.) so I was simply pointing out that Jimmy Graham isn't really a tight end even though that's the position they have him in. You gonna say *insert star wide receiver here* was a big vagina...
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    Agar.io

    I've seen lots of kirby faces. Looks hilarious as they become gigantic. Played with a goatse earlier... am kind of glad but kind of sad that there wasn't a skin for him.
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    Agar.io

    When I start having a run of bad luck, I get my kicks just intentionally splitting the big guys with virus-bombs or by luring the guys who annoy me into some big guys to die with me. Best size i've gotten so far was 2896 #4 on scoreboard but I ran into the #1 guy and got cornered after a few...
  27. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    You do understand that Jimmy Graham is a wide receiver, right? (Yes, I know he is *technically* a tight end).
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    BUT BRADY IS APPEALING HIS SUSPENSION. GOODELL NEEDS TO GIVE THAT FUCKING CHEATER A LIFETIME BAN AND MAYBE KILL HIS WIFE JUST TO PROVE THAT THIS KIND OF SHIT WON'T BE TOLERATED.
  29. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    The Patriots supposed deflating of footballs is definitely more on par with paying players large sums of money to try killing people than it is to things like stickem towels or heating balls on the sideline etc. Definitely. That's like saying you have 2 different people who steal $10 of...
  30. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    Yeah i'm sure there was a conductivity or ele weakness involved. It wasn't a rip that frustrated me, honestly. The last rip I got mad over was when I had to afk for literally 20 seconds to open the door and I ripped in merciless docks back in beyond as a level 65 duelist with a less than 1...
  31. zombiewizardhawk

    Bartending

    Have you ever served/bartended/barbacked before? No? Then yes, you won't be able to find a job bartending (unless as others said, you have connections that hook you up).
  32. zombiewizardhawk

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Are you implying that dog ownership is leading to the extinction of mankind? How long do we have left, bro? We gonna be on the endangered species list by 2050 (I figure i'll be dead by then)?
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    Path of Exile

    Nah I was in act 2 cruel. I was rolling pretty much everything and able to lifesteal through some huge packs of mobs/damage due to lgoh and whatnot with spinning (especially with my pots on top of it). Shock stacks for the lose I guess, or maybe I had a bunch of misses/slight desync, who knows.
  34. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    Ripped my cyclone duelist at 52 to a pack of sparking mobs in a small enclosed room (blue necromancer mob, didn't get a good view of the rest in the room, was a tiny jail cell room jam-packed, maybe an invasion boss in there). Spun in, sparks flooded the room, mashed all my pots and alt-f4'd...
  35. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    According to Patriots Haters there are approximately 42,758 points of interconnected, irrefutable and undeniably transparent pieces of evidence that do, in fact, prove them guilty.
  36. zombiewizardhawk

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Shouldn't this thread title be "The slice of bread" and not "The bread of peace" (piece?)?
  37. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    All-mods is amazing! I wish they'd do a league with all-mods for the entire duration instead of the couple days sprinkled in on this one.
  38. zombiewizardhawk

    The ethics of stealing video games

    No videos (especially music and/or anime/movies/etc.) ever get reported and removed from Youtube for being up there illegally amirite?
  39. zombiewizardhawk

    The ethics of stealing video games

    So... not you?