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At least the drama surrounding this dogshit game is entertaining.

That's how Trex got herself knocked up with BRO. Abortions save you from having a kiddo too.

Logically, this thread should be moved to SS so that not only can aychamo's asshole be shared by all, but everyone else can see Ravvenn's crazy.

Your kids might also remember you as the pussy who was scared off by some faggot at Chuy's.

GSD > non-GSDs

I just assumed the author never had friends. I don't understand how anyone could write dialogue this awful.

Sounds like she's the best actress on the Walking Dead and one of the few things anchoring the show to any level of realism.

I'm confused, do you think she's going to hire an attractive blonde to kill you?

I second the motion.

shovel > cat

Side note - every time I hear fat people say basically anything I get this big picture in my head of their greasy sausage fingers shoveling fried dough into their mouth and chasing it with ranch dressing while ripping farts that could peel paint off walls. I find it insanely disgusting and...

Hey at least she's smiling now

well, glad I didn't toss any money that direction

I believe it was Keg who pointed out she bought some brand new Lexus RX350 not too awfully long ago (posted about it on FoH). Was she still driving that while begging for money?

Oh shit son

Not really a spoiler. Considering when he makes that statement, two of your five names are dead, you can figure it out.

Fist, stairs, baseball bat, coat hangers, lead pipes, the solutions are endless.

completely agree bro

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And by the power of rational thought, we can accidentally knock these same women down flights of stairs. It all balances out.

I'm a classy guy.

Where the fuck are you getting this Vin Diesel is 5' 3" shit? That's barely taller than Danny DeVito. Yeah, the Rock would stomp him regardless, but he's around 6 feet, not some midget.

Why do you have a shitty fucking cat?

Do lesbians get just as pissed when their SO bumps cunts with with someone else?

Thought he confirmed he got the whack-job done already. Maybe I'm making shit up. Speaking of trannies, saw this nasty thing at a dive bar. Leg veins were fucking weird, and some wigger was hitting on it.

I mean positive.

You prefer the faggoty Japanese voices? Are you gay or something?

So ugly then. Did she acquire a gnarly scar or is her face just a bummer in general?

Did she get fat and ugly after college? That might be why it doesn't bother you.

Share the PM.

That's always happened in Call of Duty, especially if you're playing small maps. I haven't noticed it being any particularly worse than usual this time around.

Bar, and a redneck one at that. Apparently knew a friend of mine, he's the one that told me it was her real name.

that's unfortunate

someone introduced herself as Jessiquita today. I laughed in her face because I thought she was joking.

I think it's been long enough, we can remake this as well.

How often do plastic IDs survive fires that toast a human body? Jew demolition workers are behind this.

Yeah, rustled Tucolf's jimmies.

Banned for a week.

Are Mother's Day and Christmas fair game?

Well, maybe both if she's a fatty.