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Use an old pair of beard clippers on a zero gauge setting. No razor burn and you can let people you don"t like borrow your butt clippers on their face.

Sorry, I meant totes.com/sithstyle

I"m definitely showing up to the party if Salty and Rasputin are going.

Was she good at algebra?

She"s already told us about all the confident 40 year old divorcees that frequent Panera Bread looking for easy hipster liberal arts majors. It"s impressing no one.

Haha, awesome.

People willingly hang out with Mippo? Serious question.

The Girls Who Broke Your English Thread

Tyen, are you really settling for this bro"s sloppy seconds?

Nah bro, she wears a fake ring so the 40 year olds will lay off at Starbucks.

They"re all tres busy.com, #jewnosedcuntbeast.

A much easier to way to surpass Montana"s legend than getting 5 rings. He should"ve got on that shit sooner.

Tears of boredom with only 3 rings, clearly. "There"s something greater out there for me."

Eli"s gonna choke, bro.

Hence the "decent woman".

I read that as pillow farts at first.

Don"t give us this fool around nonsense. Did you fuck her or cuddlekiss her?

I"ll get right on that.

Wat. I understand most of this hipsterspeak that my fixie-fag friends use, but how did some French word slip its way in there?

Olseon? Is that the Russian spelling?

I was referring to your thin greasy hair and long beard actually. Now with unaltered pixels.

RASPUTIN

What, you don"t photoshop Charlize Theron"s face all over pictures of ripped dudes in $500 pairs of jeans or whatever the hell gets your rocks off?

It most certainly is.

This makes no sense.

I would fuck that leather jacket before I fucked that bitch"s gimped up fattyfoot.

FAT OFF

That fucking foot is disgusting, where have you been?

I bet you"re a furry.

It"s a good looking jacket, and it might"ve been worth it at $50 or so, but not $100. Like others have said, you can find some soft, beat up leather jackets at thrift stores sometimes. Hell, if you"re going to spend $100, you can find brand new genuine leather jackets on clearance for that much...

I don"t recall ever talking shit about his kids. I know plenty of awesome people with faggots for parents so I don"t consider Aamina"s jackassery representative of his kids. Shit, he"s probably not the father.

Did I miss the RL harassment? What happened there?

Did you even consummate your marriage? Or did she just marry you for your stimulating conversation, poetry, and teen menstruation fiction while she got all her dicking needs from everyone that actually has a pair of working testicles?

Maybe I"m the one that can"t read here, but it doesn"t sound like he actually gave her the ticket. Hence the "I decided to invite a more reliable fuck buddy."

What?

Your said raping, or inability to rape, has reminded me of "its" existence, and now you are that which you hate.

If she was wearing yoga pants, she was obviously asking for it, sheesh. Also, stop quoting the tranny.

Give me a break, I was an impressionable college student =(

What a horrible image. Long-ass nipples are worse by far. You can always pluck hairs.

Proportionate is definitely the best thing. However, I"d much rather have quarters on a pair of melons than dinner plates on mosquito bites.