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Yes, turns out I am actually a human taxidermist!

I apologize for responding to him in this thread. I offer additional ex pictures.

Gender, misogyny, good, nowlunch? A meal eaten between 5 and 6 is dinner. There"s a reason restaurants will call that the dinner rush.

Post some pictures of these alleged lesbians, and I"ll tell you if I would ever be in a situation to talk to them based on how physically attractive they are (because they are objects).

You are not a lesbian.

Gold.

There you go again, trying to redefine words to suit your failed sense of logic and reason.

I"m glad you understand.

Offense completely intended, but I don"t think anyone"s going to consider the advice of a man that thinks he should be a woman, dresses like a woman, takes women"s hormones, but is keeping his dick and still wants to date women.

Considering the end result, it sounds like she was on a date as well. She just chose not disclose certain information.

The part where you engaged in anything beyond holding a door open for her. <iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AqDbb7-dn9A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Unless she"s an 8 or better, of course.

Jerle? Redefining words to suit his own insanity? Preposterous! Next he"ll be trying to explain what misogynyreallymeans.

Post pictures.

Was she a woman or a "woman"?

Congratulations, you didn"t rape some chick. We"re not going to make fun of you for that. I"m not anyway. We"re probably going to make fun of your next post where you tell us about how you accept this girl"s black out drunk marriage proposal that was consummated with hugs and forehead kisses...

He"s probably one of those jackasses that describes a Winnebago as a car.

The swamp donkeys probably complained about walking.

What am read comprehension?

Drive to California and call her bluff.

Yeah, but that pool looks like it"s had professional work done. You know, some of my friends say that if it feels like a pool, it"s good enough for them, but I only stick with natural bodies of water on principal.

Look at the fence. Such elegant construction. I"d take that fence on a date and even pay for the first round of drinks (no doubles, unless they"re cheaper per oz of liquor).

I don"t know if the DPS of Galiem"s menstrual-vampire trailer-trash mutant algebra-wizard shenanigans can be topped. Here"s to hoping.

Not without the Master"s permission.

Stop whining, faggot.

Cool story, bro. Sounds like Zehn and this lying submissive are both retarded.

YOU SAID IT, MAN! High five, dude. Let"s go get hammered and drop shitty one-liners on perfect 6"s at the bar, Brometheus.

Gently enough to be secure in all the overweight horse-faced 18-year-old pussy you wreck while your wife blows your bros in a parking lot.

Your"re? This thread is now about grammar. And a couple of fairies that are jealous of Vatoreus.

We lack fucked up values?

You just want to see Vatoreus" balls in person, don"t you? (before the rest of us)

Please wear Sam Deathwalker"s outfit.

The Clermont calls.He will love his wife-to-be infinitely more.

Wait, you"re in Atlanta? Fuck it, take them to the Clermont. Afterwards, they"ll thank you for teaching them to appreciate things like breathing.

How fun phobic? Do they drink at all?

I usually just have a "Home" playlist of about 1500 songs on random. Iron Maiden has definitely happened before. Once had Fuck Her Gently come up, followed immediately by Ace of Spades. I laughed. She didn"t.

This is fantastic.

In my case, we were both in school and her lease had just ended shortly after moving in with me. They decided to tack on a few hundred dollars in extra fees due to "extensive damages" as college apartments like to do (which I found hysterical considering she was basically living at my place the...

Just a realist I"d say, but I understand the move. I think it"s pretty clear, they"re both in a long term relationship, and both people are seriously considering marriage. And at that point in time, they were both probably looking at each other as if they would be engaged in the near future...

I lent a couple hundred to the ex I posted pictures of a while back. Never bothered asking for it until after I broke up with her. Luckily she had forgotten some expensive ass dresses at my place when she moved out, so it was recovered.

He said he"s usually done within 15, so yeah. Looks that way.