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  1. Gavinmad

    91st Academy Awards - Hoping to be the most woke Academy Awards ever!

    Yeah he was certainly no Ichiro.
  2. Gavinmad

    91st Academy Awards - Hoping to be the most woke Academy Awards ever!

    I genuinely liked Mr 3000, although I would never be so brain damaged as to claim it was some amazing piece of cinema.
  3. Gavinmad

    91st Academy Awards - Hoping to be the most woke Academy Awards ever!

    Yeah I don't know why you would call it Top 5 when it's a clear and unquestionable #1.
  4. Gavinmad

    91st Academy Awards - Hoping to be the most woke Academy Awards ever!

    The arrant stupidity of Wakandan succession law has been a recurring plot point for almost the entire history of the Black Panther comic too.
  5. Gavinmad

    91st Academy Awards - Hoping to be the most woke Academy Awards ever!

    As much as I love that joke, he TRIES to climb up on the door and they can't keep it balanced long enough for him to get on top, which is why he just stays in the water.
  6. Gavinmad

    91st Academy Awards - Hoping to be the most woke Academy Awards ever!

    Yeah and no big wins until Return of the King, and Fellowship was a superior movie to Return imo. The trilogy became increasingly reliant on wow factor with the epic battle scenes rather than telling a good story.
  7. Gavinmad

    91st Academy Awards - Hoping to be the most woke Academy Awards ever!

    Have they ever given major wins to the first part of a series? Keeping in mind that Godfather doesn't count.
  8. Gavinmad

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Claimed
  9. Gavinmad

    Anno 1800

    Last one that didn't feel like nothing more than a reskinned clone (but this time with DLC!!!) was 1404.
  10. Gavinmad

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    Sorry @Daezuel I'm a Pats fan now.
  11. Gavinmad

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    You have to expect that you're going to get fired for a prank like that, but god damn it's funny.
  12. Gavinmad

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Good way to piss off a drill sergeant was to fiddle with the way the hat was sitting on your head until it looked like a civil war era cap.
  13. Gavinmad

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Because he's every bit as stupid as he accuses his wife of being.
  14. Gavinmad

    Witcher 3

    I look forward to your rageposts when you don't get the ending you wanted and realize that it was a couple completely random ass things throughout the main story that seemed completely fucking trivial at the time but actually dictate the ending.
  15. Gavinmad

    Bioware's "Anthem"

    Yeah, it's always just been 'Cosmetics so who cares' and the cosmetic bullshit has steadily gotten more intrusive and more expensive, as they drive the microtransaction wedge deeper and deeper into full price games. You people are fucking simpletons.
  16. Gavinmad

    Avengers: Endgame (2019)

    Swear to god this *WHOOSH* was so powerful it actually left a measurable path of destruction on the EF scale.
  17. Gavinmad

    Avengers: Endgame (2019)

    Hey guys, would having nothing to lose change the way a person acts?
  18. Gavinmad

    Darwin Nominees and Award winners

    Ed (the owner of the company at the time) never gave half a shit about OSHA regulations and you'd probably shit yourself if you saw some of the shit they did without any kind of safety measures at all.
  19. Gavinmad

    Darwin Nominees and Award winners

    I mean my dad managed to break both elbows, his nose, and crack a couple ribs falling through a roof many years ago. They were salvaging insulation from the roof of a k-mart when he backed into a hole that firefighters had cut during practice in the building. Fell 20-30 feet and had to stagger...
  20. Gavinmad

    Darwin Nominees and Award winners

    I had to run this back and forth in my head several times before it finally processed because it sounds so ludicrous. The dude cut off the flooring he was STANDING ON and fell to his death?
  21. Gavinmad

    Darwin Nominees and Award winners

    There's nothing necessarily wrong with using a truck to pull a stump. Using a truck to pull a stump without doing any prep work on the stump/ground around the stump first is fucking retarded.
  22. Gavinmad

    Darwin Nominees and Award winners

    Talk about a disappointment, I was really expecting more Truck failures.
  23. Gavinmad

    Sports Entertainment

    Boy was I shocked as fuck to see Kacy's name when I clicked on this thread. It's good to see her doing something, because she's such a goddamn midget (4'11 95 pounds) that she really hasn't had a future in American Ninja Warrior for quite a while. Just hope that same midgetude doesn't hamper...
  24. Gavinmad

    X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)

    My point in summing up their injuries is wondering who the fuck beat their asses that bad AFTER they'd already hooked back up with Magneto? Presumably they wouldn't have run to Magneto for help until after Jean and/or the Shi'ar handed out a beatdown, so who the hell managed to kick the shit out...
  25. Gavinmad

    Vermintide 2

    I had racked up 450 hours on VT 1 when I finally uninstalled it. 166 hours on VT 2 and no real inclination to reinstall even though I uninstalled back in July.
  26. Gavinmad

    Bioware's "Anthem"

    If I could murder everyone planning on paying any amount of money for this, I would.
  27. Gavinmad

    Stardew Valley

  28. Gavinmad

    X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)

    looks like they all got their asses beat, Storm almost got choked to death, and Beast is pushing Magneto in a wheelchair for some reason.
  29. Gavinmad

    Health Problems

    Sinus infection symptoms are usually pretty distinct and easy to tell apart from a cold. Unless you had a cold and then developed a sinus infection.
  30. Gavinmad

    2019 NFL Offseason: Chargers Started Early

    The cops arresting him for theft?
  31. Gavinmad

    Water Sprinkler Of Nem Ankh

    Where'd you learn how to paint fingernails you goddamn cretin
  32. Gavinmad

    Cyberpunk 2077

    I imagine cross-continent poaching makes it a bit trickier. Or at least more expensive.
  33. Gavinmad

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    At least he'll have one worthwhile accomplishment in his life.
  34. Gavinmad

    2019 NFL Post Season Thread - Rams vs. Patriots for SuperBowl

    The Patriots are a who's who of extremely talented but probably not quite Hall of Fame level players. In fact I'm betting 10-20 years from now, the lack of HoF inductees from their Super Bowl rosters will be one of the things that makes the Patriots legacy even more ridiculous.
  35. Gavinmad

    Black Panther (2018)

    Not to mention the wide assortment of garb from all across Africa strongly suggests that before they became isolationists, they were aggressive conquerors and slave traders.
  36. Gavinmad

    Black Panther (2018)

    That's weird because I wanted to shoot you after I saw it.