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  1. Phazael

    Doctor Who

    I would not go that far, but it was way more interesting as a love interest than Rose. Fuck that whore, seriously. The only time I remotely liked her was in the 50th anniversary when she was not playing Rose, but the Moment. Its hard to establish a real concrete storyline on that because they...
  2. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    For someone as shallow as you sound, absolutely not. You said it yourself, kind of. If she really is a ten, she is used to not having to fix her crazy because people will just put up with it to fuck her. That's great fling material, but in no way relationship material.
  3. Phazael

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    I get why people did not like 8, though I personally liked the story. The good news is if you skip the optional bullshit and do a little grinding on Hell Island, you can blow right through the game fairly quickly. Its only a long game if you try to nab all of the optional shit or fuck around...
  4. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    @Mist re:DAI I liked the party based RPG and felt the core story was descent enough. My biggest complaint was not being able to get my scissors on with the obvious lesbian, Cassandra. Its sort of a less refined version of FF12 in a lot of ways and gearing up and hunting the dragons sucked me...
  5. Phazael

    Doctor Who

    Dude do you actually watch the show? The Capaldi Xmas episode pretty much cemented their relationship.
  6. Phazael

    Doctor Who

    Remember that BBC is heavily invested in the SJW shit (as anyone who has watched their shows the last couple years already knows) and pushing it for all they are worth. I have long said that a Hellen Mirren type would make a good female Doctor, and that sort of looks like what we got. But the...
  7. Phazael

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Yeah 15 is the first main series game that I passed on. 13 was the ME:A of the series for me.
  8. Phazael

    Dark Souls 2

    Only if you extinct the halls before him and have summons. Solo and having to fight to him? Completely different story. LOL @horsefuck valley. I could have accepted everything else about that area, except for the restricted visibility. I fucking hate it when games go "LOL Helen Keller...
  9. Phazael

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Machinist is probably the worst class in the game, but its still workable when paired with something flexible but slow. Basically, you want to pair fast class with slow class as much as possible and then maybe make sure every character has access to both ranged and mele ability to some degree...
  10. Phazael

    War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)

    Yeah its actually a loose remake of theach original fourth film in many ways, which was really dark for the time. As I said, not an action movie. As for the humans fighting each other, that's pretty much a given, end of civilian or not. Just ask Katrina survivors. And it's a staple of nearly...
  11. Phazael

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    I liked ff12 a lot. As an old guild leader, it was like playing an mmo without the drama and retards.
  12. Phazael

    War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)

    Perhaps a nice Michael Bay film might be more to your liking?
  13. Phazael

    Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

    The movie forum needs an Edgelord rating.....
  14. Phazael

    War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)

    Liked it a lot. It did not do the obvious, in most cases. Also, good nods to the originals all over the place. Its not an action movie, but a nihilistic post apoc movie.
  15. Phazael

    Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

    This wasn't an origin story. And Lithose already addressed the spider sense thing. MCU is flattening power levels on its characters to make better stories. Full on spider sense Spider-Man is fairly OP.
  16. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Its not a farce when it helps bridge a communications divide, but I have never heard of it ever fixing anything else.
  17. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Unless Frostbyte wrote all the cringe worthy dialog about trannies and hired blue hair sound techs to be main character voice actors, it was not the main reason MEA sucked.
  18. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I never really got into W3, so I guess that makes me the devil, but I recognize it as a great game and plan on playing it at some point. DAI came out at a time when there was a lack of halfway decent RPGs on the market and in the normally empty winter season, so I played the shit out of it...
  19. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    That is the rumor I heard, since they basically are turfing this IP. In other news, they royally fucked MP (which was already meh) with this patch in various ways. Specifically, changes to the in game unlock system make it even more inaccessible to newbs than before. Great move for an already...
  20. Phazael

    Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

    Biggest issue with the MCU in general is that they got away from what made A1 and IM1 so good, namely heroes who are likable and enjoy being heroes. The whole emo "I wish I didn't have this burden my life sucks" trope (played out to a Creed like soundtrack for the kegs of the world) has gotten...
  21. Phazael

    If the poster above you died, what would you say in their RIP thread?

    He ate tacos and meth for our sins.
  22. Phazael

    Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

    Alfred Molinawas the best part of SM2 and he was not as good as Keaton. The action was somewhat better, but the movie was b not as fun as this one. SM2 has aged very well, but the emo thing is dogshit and I am glad we get heroes who like being heroes again. Deviating from that is why...
  23. Phazael

    Doctor Who

    Welll some of the things this season have been deliberate retro nods (Movellans, Mondassian Cybermen, Ice Warriors), but since the beginning special effects have never been what made the show worth a shit. Its the story telling and the banter, which suffered immensely this season, in...
  24. Phazael

    Dark Souls 2

    The dragon rider in 3 and twin snow dogs were massively harder. Also the fume knight was pretty hard solo.
  25. Phazael

    Dark Souls 2

    Its only hard up until you get past Father G and get to the Ludwigs Sword selling in the shop. Whole game is a giant face roll after that point. To be fair, though, DS3 really did not have anything absurdly hard in the last half of the game, if you ignored the optional content. The two snow...
  26. Phazael

    Doctor Who

    Everything not involving the Masters was garbage in this episode. You could see it on Capaldis face, he wants out of the shitshow. Nardo was potentially one the better companions ever, but instead lets make box munching buckwheat the super special god companion again and keep talking about how...
  27. Phazael

    Wonder Woman (2017)

    DC stories have always been allegories to the greek gods, with powerful and (generally) morally infallible heroes. Batman was the one major exception to this and that's probably a big part of his popularity. Marvel is more about flawed heroes, which is why their power levels are all over the...
  28. Phazael

    Silicon Valley

    Yeah that's part of what I disliked most about the whole end of the season, even more than the reset button being hit again. After what they went through, for Richard to not only turn down Gavin, but basically shit on him directly makes him probably the worst person on that whole fucking show...
  29. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    So much for that season pass for content included in the deluxe version..... I suspect someone suing these assholes at some point... again.
  30. Phazael

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    Touché.
  31. Phazael

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    The only good to come out of the prequels was watching Palpatine crush that faggot religion from within. The only funny or even useful memes are the ones involving NOOOO or the high ground.
  32. Phazael

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    On the other hand, you these guys crafted successful new film franchises at the ground level and they know how to make a fun movie. And then there is James Gunn who was left to do what he wanted and crafted what is arguably the best part of the MCU. There are plenty of dipshit directors who...
  33. Phazael

    Silicon Valley

    Well he is the guy who was in Deadpool and while it sucked, Office Party did make decent money almost entirely because of him. Standup is travel, practice, and time intensive, though. It could be either, though. Problem remains that a lot of the narrative device in this show involves him...
  34. Phazael

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    Keg, if you are going to troll, you need to at least be believable. Claiming to like the prequels breaks the suspension of disbelief.
  35. Phazael

    Silicon Valley

    Supposedly due to the schedule conflicts, since he is the one with the career outside the show. I mean, Middleston has fucking Verizon commercials and the indian prick is going to shit out the next Appatow virtue signaling flop comedy with that crowd, but have any of the other main guys in this...
  36. Phazael

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    The hilarious part is Coppola fucked his own legacy in the ass by casting his daughter in Godfather 3 (she was so bad it was positively jarring). Also funny, the best Star Wars movies to date have been all the ones not directed by Lucas (Empire, R1, TFA imo) or in some cases even written by...
  37. Phazael

    Silicon Valley

    Well he specifically said he was bored with the repetition and wanted more family time. What's worse, him leaving on a high note at the peak of the show or hanging around for a few mediocre years collecting an easy paycheck by phoning it in? This is not a guy who is cratering his life and...
  38. Phazael

    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    Kennedy is an agenda pushing hack that will ruin the franchise for all time, probably. Watching Mark Hamill make her eat a shit sandwich on stage at a Q&A was one of the most glorious parts of the pressers leading up to Ep7, because he is one of the few people she cannot get away with firing...
  39. Phazael

    Silicon Valley

    @Chukzombi - He is not wrong and not the only person to say that about Berg, in particular. I honestly think he is scared of ending up like Michael Richards, typecast into one character until he fucks up during standup by offending someone and ends whats left of a long fading career. He really...
  40. Phazael

    Silicon Valley

    Those two have worked together for a long time, so it probably was a breakup of sorts. Plus everyone associated with that show are raging SJWs, so you know it has to be a drama fest. Having said that, Millar is the most entertaining stoner bro of this generation, a veritable Jay for the...