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  1. Phazael

    Doctor Who

    Agendas aside, though, if both D12 and Bill get whacked in this episode then they end up being the bad guys with the best track record of killing both the Doctor and his companions, in terms of kill count. The Mondasian Cybermen were the first bad guys to kill the Doctor and they also managed...
  2. Phazael

    F is for Family

    I grew up in the shit he is making fun of so this show hits all the right notes with me. Plus I could listen to Burr rant all day and never get bored of it. And yeah, loved season one, but this one topped it. The fucking sexist lounge singer bits had my in tears I was laughing so hard.
  3. Phazael

    Doctor Who

    Actually it was Simm (earlier Master) who said something along the lines of "We Time Lords are so old we are beyond that bullshit" which I knew was them attempting to virtue signal, but it actually came off making fun of themselves for giving so much of a shit about it. Second time they...
  4. Phazael

    Doctor Who

    First episode all season I really liked. Also, the first that was not jam packed with SJW virtue signaling, in fact for the only time all season it was completely absent. Loved the twist and I really hope this is the direction they continue to go. Also fuck the writers, because a full season...
  5. Phazael

    Wonder Woman (2017)

    Plus you can chalk some of this up to JLaw and Meagan Fox (not the one in ohio) shitting in the well for those who came after them in the "eye candy, but so so actress" mold. JLaw gouging Fox and then turning around and phoning it in on the Xmen franchise plus Fox publicly shitting on Mr...
  6. Phazael

    Wonder Woman (2017)

    The girl power moments were all period appropriate, so I don't consider it a SJW fest at all. Its certainly no FemBusters, let along CW show levels of virtue signaling. And that's just it. If you want to make a statement without coming off as a giant virtue signaling cunt, that's how you do...
  7. Phazael

    King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)

    Man from Uncle was an excellent film released against stiff competition and it was not a total flop, but it did not make much money at the box office. Revolver flopped, but it was not an expensive movie. It was basically his last movie in the same style as Lock Stock and done cheaply. This...
  8. Phazael

    Justice League (2017)

    Yeah don't forget what a shitshow Avengers 2 was under Whedon in his post brain cancer state.
  9. Phazael

    War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)

    Yeah the fourth of the originals was one of the darkest sci-fi movies of its time, which is why the fifth was made to end on a high note (with the John Houston red epilogue). I am a fan of the franchise in all of its forms (even the Burton one) and these movies do a pretty good job of...
  10. Phazael

    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    Last five movies I watched (or rewatched) not in the theatre: Wanted- This movie was pretty good and got a bad rap. Not sure how it was not bigger at the time, with the Kingsmen style action vibe and fuck you attitude. I rate it an 8/10. Real Genius- While the science stuff doesn't hold up...
  11. Phazael

    The Mummy (2017)

    Saw it last night with the wife. Wasn't bad, but there is so much awesome coming out this summer that middle of the road movies stand no chance. Primary issue was the messy third act, due to all the universe building shit they were trying to shoe horn into it, as stated by others. Action was...
  12. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Well, they finally lost what meager interest I had in the MP. They lowered the credits per match and fucked with the packs so that you are less likely to get the Ultra Rares (only thing I have left to max out). Like seriously, just suck the last ounces of fun out of the game. Everything is a...
  13. Phazael

    Wonder Woman (2017)

    I actually liked the way the main villain was put forth in this movie. My biggest issue with him was that the entire fight with him was a giant CGI jerk off. But yeah keeping the handlebar mustache was a bit silly.
  14. Phazael

    Wonder Woman (2017)

    Was a solid 7.5 out of ten, maybe more. Pine was good and the villian was well thought out, for a change. Ww1 was actually a good choice for setting.. Galdot bulked up but still kind of socks as an actress, so we treaded water from bvs there. Action was good and the SJW soap boxing was...
  15. Phazael

    Wonder Woman (2017)

    There is a lack of appropriate cannidates, especially who can act worth a shit and usually they are on the old side or in career freefall. Eva Green, Lucy Lawless (in her prime), Jessica Biel, or hell I will even toss Noomi Rapeface in there. Gadot is pretty much just eye candy, but miscast...
  16. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Everyone who is still playing the MP be sure to log in and get your SJW pack this weekend! Mass Effect: Andromeda, Play to Give Jesus Christ, this just confirms every rumor about their internal culture....
  17. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When I was four my dad tricked me into touching the electric fence. I learned right then and there a valuable lesson never to fuck around with electricity and exposed wires. Not saying that your wife is not crazy, just saying that that sort of tough lesson giving is not unheard of in the...
  18. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, this. Did you crater your marriage yet?
  19. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    That is some insanely good freehand AND wear work on that Knight.
  20. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    My final additions to my army for the summer, sans some extra detail work: I am not big on infantry hordes in KoW, but I wanted a centerpiece unit to anchor the core of my battle line, so I did that last unit up as a Placoderm Horde. The shell was a bit of a gamble and expiriment, but the...
  21. Phazael

    King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)

    Yeah, no idea where the money went on it, either. I mean, the cast was mostly low cost brits (Ritchie's usual crew) and the CGI was good, but not anything amazing. Sets I guess? That movie SHOULD have been done for around half that cost. Where were you hearing they would make six of those...
  22. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I found that infiltrators dominated in 2, at least on Insanity, since shaking agro and DPS burning down enemies was the best path to victory. Maxing faction with Legion got you the god rifle which could just about one shot anything below a boss in that game, if you were accurate and/or abused...
  23. Phazael

    King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017)

    Just saw it. Not Ritchies best work, but a good movie, short on story, but long on action and acting. If you are easily triggered by deviation from the classic Morte De Arthur mythology, you won't like it. If you liked the Sherlock Holmes movies he did, you will like it. I think the packed...
  24. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    If you are going to make either Alamo or Bayou, let me know. I have been doing my game one challenges on Friday to avoid jetlag and have more hangover sleep in time. Most important stat of the weekend: 29 Margaritas consumed.
  25. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    Yeah it was my second game with him, wife played him as well. Nice looking army and great guy to play (both games incredibly close). Anyhow, I managed to pull 4-2. I came in 19th out of the 90ish that were there in battle, but my painting is not up to Texas standards so my overall was 26th I...
  26. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    Won a nail biter 12 - 8. He and Phanuef were the best games I had all weekend. Finnished 4-1 with 74 battle. No idea if I cracked top ten. Dan King, Chapman, and Swan were top 3 overall.
  27. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    As expected, lost game five but not a total wipe. Abyssal Dwarf mortars double hit every turn from 3 onward. Ow my Ass.
  28. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    3-1 with 58 battle, but about to eat a loss to abyssal dwarves. Daniel king is the highest in battle at 65. If I can snag one win tomorrow I will be the most successful trident player and likely in the top ten. My guess is game six will be some broke dick ratkin list, given my luck.
  29. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    Look, AoS is fine for the people who enjoy it, but... its likely less balanced than WHF8 was (ask anyone who faced Ogres), even post Generals Handbook. Sales and GT wise, even KoW is skunking it everywhere I play, which is kind of sad.
  30. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    Hahaha called that shit.... All the 40k people who laughed their asses off when Fantasy got nuked from orbit get to eat crow. As a bonus, I expect the failing AOS game to be merged into 40k within a couple years (its why Sigmarites look like fucking marines in the first place). GW should have...
  31. Phazael

    Who falls into anarchy first?

    It does when the countries in question have access to nuclear arsenals, as is the case with India.
  32. Phazael

    Who falls into anarchy first?

    Yeah South Africa by a mile. Capetown basically is the entire country and its a virtual anarchy. They can't even keep enough food production to sustain themselves in the mid term and that is when the shit will really hit the fan. The place is basically Judge Dredd IRL right now, with kill...
  33. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    Honestly, that was attempt three lifetime for me. The other two ended in disaster, including a 300 dollar display board experiment for my Daemons back in the day which still has not dried..... The light tone Super Glaze is the best stuff and the painters tape tip I got from a friend is the...
  34. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    Last two additions for Lone Wolf: Coral Giant (Nymert from Pegaso): A few details to clean up, but she is ready. "Lone Ranger" This is a model required by one scenario at Lone Wolf each year, so I decided to go silly with this. Its just a touched up Hero Clix mini (I plan on wearing a...
  35. Phazael

    Doctor Who

    The largest issue with the last five years of New-Who is that the focus has been shifting more and more to the companions and away from the Doctor himself. Capaldi got screwed with his run, but this problem started with Rose and really picked up steam with the Ponds, really. What would have...
  36. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    Got the Water effects all done in time for both our league finals and for Lone Wolf (have one giant to do and some cleanup), but I am pretty happy with the results, given how quickly I had to crank this out and how much I suck at painting. Water effects always make me nervous, because so much...
  37. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Charge is good mainly because mele is the highest source of attack damage (why they nerfed it on bosses in MP) and it regains shield. The common thread of all the powers I recommend (aside from Incinerate which is good against armor and acts as ghetto stun) is shield regain. With the right...
  38. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    If you never want to get in close, incinerate, energy drain, and tac cloak or shield restore are your best choices. If you go for the close stuff, charge, annihilation field, and either energy drain or incinerate is the ideal setup. Those worked reasonably well on insanity, for me at least.
  39. Phazael

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Having beaten this and messing around with MP, there are things about this game that amaze me in the magnitude of fail. First, you can tell the money was running out at the end. The last planet, if you even can call it one, is one giant moon patrol level with a bunch of ME1 murderdomes. It is...
  40. Phazael

    Ghost in the Shell (2017)

    Coincidentally, RZA directed an episode or two of Iron Fist on Netflix as well. Didn't bother seeing this, but glad I passed. Stand Alone Complex is the best story in that franchise anyhow.