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I am seriously baffled at how basic shit they have had working in prior games (most egregiously the character creator) can be fucked up so bad in this one in the newer generation. I mean, if they are just ripping off most of DA:I anyhow, why the fuck not just do all of it? A three year old...

Are you being more of a humorless dick than normal or did I just hit a nerve?

Assuming you were a manshep and remade as a femshep in ME2, the Illusive Man stated it was enormously expensive to do. So I guess even in the future making a passable dick chopper costs multple planetary GDPs worth of credits to pull off. Wouldn't it be more cost effective to, you know, use...

PS- Do they have the power to nanotech a working uterus into their choppers in the far future? Because if not, Franky no balls does not provide a lot of value to the whole colonization plan. Even the pole smokers and carpet munchers can produce offspring.

Remember the tranny conversation from DA:I? They had some negative responses but actually edited them out to various versions of "stunning and brave", apparently. The SJW crew are never going to allow anything like that. Edit- How fucking bad at writing and SJWign are you if you manage to...

My explanation for the entire ME:A plot and demographics of the character choices: Much like the AI problem, the SJW problem keeps occurring in each civilization no matter how often its stamped out. So the ME:A Mission's actual goal is to send all SJWs, Muslims, and BLM types as far away from...

The isis one was fucking lol

Holy shit yes on Punch Out. Oh my fucking god the hours I wasted on that and Blades of Steel in college....

/worf We waited a year too late to cut that fucker. He was campaigning hard with the feels in social media in GB, too. If Bargain Ted wouldn't spare 200k for Kuhn, no amount of fan good will is going to save your sorry ass, Eddie.

Because Carter was the Adam West Batman of Wonderwoman. We love them both, but they were cheese. Basically, people want the Amazon warrior queen version from the Justice League cartoon and current comics.

Yeah the combat mechanics (even if easily cheesed) and music are its saving graces.

Ok I am retarded. My brain was thinking just shooter. I lump all shooters together in my mind because, mechanically, a shooter is still a shooter though, whether or not you include hand to hand elements or not in it. But it is technically not first person, so....

Not to get too personal, but you already know why this is. Gravy addressed all of those intellectual and emotional needs for years, but there was one opening he was not filling (/drumfill). You are going to want to get what you have not already had, especially as a widow trying to respect Mr...

So how is it you are single do you think?

Explain to me how it is not a FPS, exactly. I love the game, its one of the greatest of all time, but its a FPS.

I think the most disappointing thing to me is that the Fappening 2.0 is occurring (complete with Hermoine) and you guys are all busy in here rehashing the chopper debate....

Reaavers List of catagories, from an old fart perspective: Best RPG - Basically if your answer is anything other than FF4(2US) or Best FPS - Half Life is a good answer, but this category is a broad one with different standards. Story wide, Last of Us. MP wise, SW Battlefront (the old one) or...

I have played all five of the games I listed in the last year or so. But I am also a freak who replayed all of the old Gold Box D&D and Tie Fighter Wars games.

Tactics Ogre (multiple endings and gave birth to the genre that FF Tactics is in) Master of Orion 2 (still the best space based 4x game, nearly two decades after its release) Last of Us (Best story driven game ever made) Ocarina of Time (there is a reason this is the first game that gets remade...

Ok now I know you are trolling. Just because the circle of fifths had not been codified yet does not mean all music was atonal noise prior to Bach. And name one piece of any renown that even uses half tones. Physics sets the rules for everything that is not pretentious bullshit for a handful...

It is, but its also easy to jump aboard the internet hate train on things (and the first ending of ME3 did them no favors on this front) and get wrapped up in hyperbole. DA:I had a lot of bad press leading up to it and wound up being a solid game, for the most part. The graphic complaints are...

Most movies, especially this genre, lack the balls to let people fill in the gaps with their own imagination on stuff. This movie did that and was better for it.

Not all of us are as jaded as you. ME is the only shooter franchise I even remotely like (unless you count Neir) and I already know it will be money better spent than what I blew on Torment.

Praise be unto a_skeleton_03 and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Moonbat gets unbanned and uses reprieve to repeatedly demonstrate why he needs to be banned right to the board admin's face. #JustMoonbatThings

I played Biotics, nearly exclusively (aside from dabbling with the Geth Techie) in ME3 MP. Depending on how cooldowns work in the new one, they might be the easiest to pick up (again) of the existing classes. I wonder if they will keep the detonator chains intact, because that was my bread...

Twitchyness and the general repeating nature of the game made me put it aside for Neir and other hobbies. I will probably pick it back up later, after the patches make it less grindy and cheesable. Basically, the umbrella vampire chick is the one major difficulty spike early on (before you can...

Game is too easy on hard but unplayable bullshit on one hit kills you mode. If you want to get around the autolock limitation just run with the missle pod all game, since it does not require locks to work. The fist weapons and short sword are all you ever need in the game (best movesets and...

How would you feel in the other woman's place? That's the only question to ask yourself. Well that and if he would ditch one commitment for a better deal there is zero reason he won't again, so you may actually BE that other woman down the road. Edit- lurkingdirk beat me to it.

I love how all of the examples cited to dispute my music claims are the most objectively math intensive forms of music. Even an improv jazz musician has to completely grasp scales and beat patterns or they get laughed out of the room. Even poorly tuned garage band shit follows the basics of...

For general audiences, 8 out of 10. For Godzilla movie nerds this is a near perfect film. Post credit stuff is boner inducing.

Yeah it was nice not having the three busiest threads in the forums shit up by him continuously. Even Bottomfeeder only trolls periodically, like a herpies flare up. Moon Bat is like gonorrhea, a constant burning sensation that makes you cringe, even if you have him on ignore.

Moonbat did tons of banworthy shit. It just took him being dumb enough to threaten doxxing to actually have the hammer fall. At least when you (Keg) troll, its obvious contrarian bullshit tactics and only lasts a couple posts. Moon Bat regurgitates the same shit for weeks at a time, no matter...

Known retard with known reality issues gets banned for Doxxing. Community advocates ban remaining by wide margin. Explain to me how the most boring (and most ignored) member of the board gets to break rule number one and still get unbanned?

Moon Bat got unbanned why exactly?

You have a hard-on for post modernism and considering art to be entirely subjective. That line of thinking is not only stupid, its dangerous and leads to circle jerks of elitists sucking each other off leading the art community.

I would like to add that music is actually governed entirely by objective mathematics. Chords exist entirely because of the physics of how overtones work, which also differentiate how individual noises sound (why A440 on a trombone sounds different from A440 on an oboe, for example). Even...