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Also, the bandit guy was dressed as a tech for much of the escape run. I agree snake girl with her arm trapped should have gotten hosed down with lead.

On a scale of FF13 to FF6, how does this compare? Is it completely button mash action combat ala Star Ocean or is there some semblance of tactical play to it?

After a while, a lot of special treats become less frequent because sex in general slows down at least a tad from the "can't see air between them" to the "been married and are tired and old" periods. Unless you are a super athlete or something your drive drops with age, anyhow. In my personal...

Then get someone to recommend a nice vibrator. There has been extensive discussion on good purchases in this thread.

Jim Brown > Sweetness > Sanders > everyone else. Jim Brown literally was the entire offense of that team and still put up stupid numbers by running mother fuckers over. Walter Peyton was the total package and played all facets of the position to perfection. Sanders was the ultimate finesse...

Go with the old standby of flowers. Have them sent to where she works so she can rub it in her coworker's face. BJs will follow.

A lot of my guesses were fueled by rewatching the original movie. There were tons of easter eggs paying homage to it in this series. Also, the choice of music throughout the entire series hinted at various things going on. Those guys sure love them some Radiohead.

The impression I got was that Maeve was supposed to occupy the main center while Ford executed his hostile takeover plan. That and repair Arnold, I guess. I think he deliberately gave her the choice to escape or come back for her daughter as a sort of final test of free will. Every moment...

Sure wish the ban carried over to chat. Don't need to hear Convo's whiney pussy hurts in the chat.

My body is a temple, just the oversized donation fleecing mega church variety. Sometimes, is limited.

That pic should be the banner for the AMOD thread.

The secret to a good hand job is not so much technique as it is the eye contact. But yeah no dude wants his pecker grabbed by Wolverine.

Realistically, I think Dallas is a lock at number one for the NFC. I think that their odds are great to get into the SB, despite the non-advantage of Jerryworld. You basically have the Roidhawks, Atlanta, and whoever choked the least dick between the Lions and Packers (Packers have an easy...

What was the name of that fake EQ related band we were upvoting for a while back before they rigged the contest for those emodykes?

No worries man. Part of making wise cracks is being a good sport and taking your lumps right back, so feel free to lay in to me when the mood suits you. I think the worlds a better place when people vent that shit humorously, rather than hold it in and turn into thin skinned pussies with mental...

There is a pretty healthy subset of people who do not troll (beyond the occasional sarcastic remark) in this community. There are also a good chunk who double down on stupid so often that I don't really think they are trolling, either. I am not really into trolling and try to avoid ever doing...

I just like pistachios and am messy, so there are some shells I miss sometimes. Being a fat ass is somewhat unrelated. I am basically Flounder from Animal House for the most part. Also, here is the photo I posted from the RL thread a while back for perspective on my land whale status: Pic is...

Not Dorito dust. Pistachio shells, most definitely. I am guessing that's Noodle projecting a bit since there is some salt there over his wife's inability to keep one table in the house empty for longer than five minutes, but its still funny. He could have worked in a fat joke or two I guess...

DLC is underwhelming and did not really add much in the way of items and spells. The new enemies were interesting, but the infinite stunrape wolverine guys can go fuck themselves. The wolves looked cool, but their ability to bypass blocking combined with their weird undodgable charge attack...

Not commenting on the FF15 game, but I can tell you that after seeing a game made with the Pro in mind, it made my wife want to upgrade hers to a pro. Simply turning Tomb Raider to 60fps sold us both on that purchase.

Fucking Convo's shitty Iggles couldn't even stick the fork in the Packer season so we could get rid of McFatass. Now because there is a faint thread of hope that we might make the playoffs, his job is likely saved for another year or two. Just long enough for Rodgers to come out of the closet...

Yeah don't pull an Eomer and overanalyze yourself out of a relationship. On the other hand, even uggos can get their cherry popped well before 30 if they want to, so something is off. I concur with the folks who said prior molestation is likely what went down. Outside of nuns, I don't think I...

It needs to be RDJ from tropic thunder when he says never go full retard.

Yeah with hodj here. Not to speak ill of the dead (assuming this is not a mod team troll again), but the dude likely choked to death on his own bullshit. Autist cousin fucker could not handle the stress of so much MAGA and his heart popped.

Given the type of person you are, my advice is to hit that shit like the fist of an angry god, but don't ever let her know where you live or work.

She's in her early 20s. Even if you told her the complete truth about yourself she would just disregard it in favor of whatever mental caricature of you she has imagined you to be. Worst case scenario she will believe she can "fix" you, in which case you just keep banging her until you can no...

Whats left of the team has long since checked out on McCarthy, for certain. Why our conditioning people have not been fired years ago always baffles me. We have one of the worst injury track records in the league and THE worst by far among non-dome teams.

Actually fairly happy Cook is playing to potential. We have needed a halfway decent TE for over a decade. Of course not sure if our offense is finally worth a shit or the Deadskins have poor underneath pass defense. This is basically the first game all year where we have consistently gotten...

McFattass is probably going to toss Capers under the bus to save his own ass, but this is our lack of getting D talent and shitty conditioning coming home to roost. By the time Mark Murphy figures out that TT and McDuff are the issue, Rogers will be completely done. Two HoF QBs completely...

Refs working harder than the Packer Offense at this point.

Don't worry. The refs are just spotting us a TD so people don't turn the game off after halftime. Pretty sure the Deadskins are going to embarrass us worse than the Jags did.

Yeah the Aliens 2 method (short controlled bursts) is better for the plumbing than piling up the jizz and launching it like its a 4th of July once a year event. The reason those orgasms are amazing is because you have not had one in a while. Too much spanking is bad, but a little bit to keep...

Mod Request- Can we get a Darwin like icon for things like this?

Natural selection at work.

I imagine Oh Seven as a more responsible and better educated version of Leon from Curb your Enthusiasm. I actually mean that as a compliment. There are very few people on this board I would not sit down and have a drink with, much less actively hate. And I am pretty sure I have put my RL...

I don't usually agree with Khane, but yeah he is right. I mean, no one wants to be the guy who freaked out a grieving widow by going Dicks our for Harambe on the first date, but at your age and experience, people just don't waste time on shit like that. I mean, he basically friend zoned...

The taboo of tapping some young SJW wench when he is Clayton Bigsby is sucking him in. The sexiest part of a woman is always the part she won't show you, and all that. Nice Freudian slip saying "mist" when you meant must by the way, a_skeleton_02.

Good thing we are under cap and only invested in an injury prone mediocre TE! It's our HC and GM. Rodgers covered it up for a while, but now he has checked out and the shitshow is exposed.

This is true.