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  1. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Anyone still think I was over reacting in my McFatty rants earlier? At this point no one will even want the Hc job, since the roster is a mess, Rodgers is disappearing down the Munnhole, and we cut loose the only backup who could throw an accurate long pass. Unfortunately we will go 500 to...
  2. Phazael

    The Identity Thread

    Fat German American centrist nerd asshole. I am not so self obsessed that I put much thought into it, though.
  3. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Mist pretty much stated she trims that sniz, which is sort of like setting an extra plate at dinner for an imaginary friend in my book.
  4. Phazael

    Woolygimp's Blog

    And yet it is a faulty premise that many ideologies base themselves around (3rd Wave Feminism, true Communism and Socialism, Collectivism, ect) and then wonder why it all goes to shit at some point.
  5. Phazael

    Woolygimp's Blog

    Rome had institutionalized slavery and that along with their constant push for military conquest is what drove their economy. And even if you accept the flawed premise that they were a post scarcity society, they were brought down from within by Christianity which took their largely secular...
  6. Phazael

    Woolygimp's Blog

    Full on Socialism will never work due to human nature. Advanced societies have lower birth rates and get out bred (and dragged back into the mud) by hordes of retards who fuck like rabbits. People would all have to basically be able to be both educated, driven, and capable of putting aside...
  7. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Not in NE. In their own house with their own conveniently timed radio failures and so on, not likely. But its early enough in the year and Miami is getting strong at the right time to steal a game from them, per normal. Plus the other AFCN teams are going to do what Pittsburg did and just...
  8. Phazael

    Poll Cad Impeachment Vote

    Remember when I (and others) talked about how irredeemably bad people (and by extension posters) Nosebeast and Botlord were? This thread is like a living monument to that stance, with a side of Keg cucking out to support his baby mamma. They are horrible shallow people and e drama is all they...
  9. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Packers D Line is actually one of the strongest parts of our team and led the league in stopping the run up until the moment they played Dallas. Eagles secondary is not as banged up as ours, but their D Line is not as good at run stop as the Pack and Dallas handily won that battle. Also...
  10. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    That last one might actually be Mist, come to think of it.
  11. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Lucky for us the Bears still suck (and we still got ref help) or we would still be losing this game. Rodgers accuracy is still way off, but at least we are scoring in the second half of a game.
  12. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Take your pick. Munn, McFatty, age?
  13. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Yup. So much for trading him now, too. Realistically, after last season we should have traded him off and picked up generic RB007 who can catch a pass. Now its like Finley all over again. We held on to him long enough that everyone knows he is overrated AND now he is hurt (again). If I am...
  14. Phazael

    Biggest video game surprise?

    Recently, I have to say Banner Saga. All time surprise would have to be either be Moo2 or System Shock 2. All those games massively exceeded my expectations.
  15. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    So basically, this plus a shaved cooter is you IRL?
  16. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Well we have been in this slow death spiral since McFatty pissed away the Seattle game. Team has not been the same since. Losing a big game can kill a franchise, just look at the Panthers.
  17. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Its worse than that. Basically, our coach is terrible. You might have gotten a good one to come in with Rodgers having a couple good years left, but now that is in question. Plus Ted Thompson's "lets trade a 2nd round pick for three 6th rounders what a bargain" GM approach and total aversion...
  18. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Here is a clue. That nose, attention whore complex, the parents having money and willing to be her safety net, her locking down the first pussy starved beta who would bow down to the camel toed beast at her command? Jewish American Princess is what we called that back in the day. She may not...
  19. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wife and I recently splurged on a new bed setup and opted for the tempurpedic with individually adjustable tilt and massagers. Expensive, but holy fuck totally worth the money. Its a pain in the ass to screw on, especially at my fat ass size, because their is nothing solid or bouncy to get...
  20. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    No team that loses to the Lions is ever destined for greatness. It is known. Lamardi is the only coach to ever lose to the Lions and win the championship in the same season.
  21. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Where were all these ball polishers after the Bills game? This is why Boston fans are actually worse than LA fans. You don't disappear when your team has a shit week if you aren't some fairweather faggot.
  22. Phazael

    Killer clown sightings

  23. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Vegas isn't crazy. They know the only decent team the Eagles have beat has been Pittsburg (which is debatable) and that most of their early season has been an extended pre-season. They are definitely the best team in the NFC Least, but they have not exactly been tested by strong opposition, yet.
  24. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is actually a solid move by TBot. My wife is a massive tomboy, but she has three girly weaknesses: Disney, Sandra Bullock chick flicks, and Flowers. I randomly buy her flowers and occasionally have them delivered to her work so she can rub it in her co-workers' noses. Blowjobs...
  25. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Only pussy. But I have had a snack break between rounds.
  26. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Two were tips, two were on Fitzmagic entirely. The Eagles surprised me a lot today, but I think there are two things to take away from that game. First, Chip Kelly might well be the worst NFL coach to ever exist, considering how much better the Eagles are with the same people but new...
  27. Phazael

    Snowden (2016)

    Only reason he is still alive is because he is important enough to not get the suicide by two rounds in the back of the head treatment. His livelihood and professional credibility got trashed, though.
  28. Phazael

    Snowden (2016)

    Yeah not sure what you expect. If your government will rub you out, at some point you are going to do what it takes to stay alive. Its easy to say "eat a bullet for the country" but if its you starring down the barrel and your country has proven itself untrustworthy, I can't say I fault the...
  29. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    What the hell happened in Washington? Last year the playoff game against us they looked like a team headed in the right direction. What the fuck happened in the off season to turn it into shitshow?
  30. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah our biggest arguments are deciding what to eat. Its always a trap question, but we play the game anyhow. She asks what we should eat. I offer two options. She gets pissy and says pick one. I foolishly do. She says my choice was stupid and we should do the other one instead. I...
  31. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Its impolite to ask a woman her age, but I am guessing you are sort of in my age bracket which remembers a time where the prepubescent look took over. I don't give a shit about hair, but if you have monster bush to the point where I am flossing with your pubes a week after going down on you...
  32. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Are you talking about food or vaginas here?
  33. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Eagles got two more weeks of pre-season, but they do look a lot sharper than expected. I don't think they go deep, but I do think they make the playoffs with this team. Giants look good, but crazy unpredictable. Eagles appear stable.
  34. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pretty much with Soy on this. Also, my teens were in the 80s when hairy bush was the rule and not the exception. As long as its clean and doesn't look like it got stretched over a cactus, its all good. Fact is, women care more than men due to insecurity. Though to be fair, start telling a...
  35. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Well, it is what keeps happening over and over again. Is it not? Everyone has been wanting McCuntface to grow a pair of balls for years. There is a time and place for that. However, 4th and 2 to go on the first sustained drive your anemic offense has had all game where its super hard for...
  36. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is Tyen we are talking about. Even Trex admits he is socially retarded. Dude probably wears a snorkel while going down on her.
  37. Phazael

    Woolygimp and Nevergone's Victory Lap Thread.

    Did I misread the verbal diarrhea in the Politics thread or did Wooly basically admit to boinking his cousin and wanting to date her? That's some next level retard/troll shit there.
  38. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Game last night sucked on several levels but it comes back to one thing for the Packers. They will never win another championship with McFatty at the rudder and the first one was a fluke. Whats worse is that I think the offense is starting to fall off in talent, despite it getting the lion...
  39. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Yeah basically the Matt Flynn road to riches. QBs who get handed around multiple teams rake in lots of signing bonuses and make stupid amounts of money.