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I should ask my wife if she prefers sex initiated that way because I just don't see the appeal. I've at least gotten her to the point where if she doesn't put any direct effort in, she can't get mad about not getting any that night.

So, we're going to be fucking, right?

It's been so long, I'm not even sure how I would approach that situation. I'm glad my wife and I have gotten comfortable enough with each other to dispense with the frivolity.

That's how I initiate coitus with my life partner every night.

That's what you get for using Facebook.

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This is why I hate letting strangers prepare my food. Low paid strangers at that.

I do believe that's what "gen 1" means.

Gravy after microwaving that steak:

Who'd want to kill a Dolphins/Cardinals/Orange fan? You're already living in hell.

Not bad, I like the idea of buying extra data with longer expiration to potentially save money. Now if only they weren't dicks about certain phones on their network. Last I checked, Nexus 4 & 5 don't work on VZW. What about 6 and other popular prepaid smartphones like the 1+1 and Moto X...

You're not actively cooking that whole time.

Careful with verizon prepaid. Last I looked, which admittedly was a little bit, they didn't allow LTE phones on their prepaid resellers. Just make sure to check that first.

Stick with the prepaid gophone plan, it's what I do. $54/month, no taxes or fees, is pretty nice. You can go even cheaper if you're a miser with your data package.

Are you going to sous vide the pork first?

The words, especially the slang definition of poop, have very different origins. So, yes, coincidence.

In the English language? Yes.

We're your efriends, not your real friends. They have reasons, for better or worse, not to give you shit about your hair. About the drinking, you're likely being saracastic, but that immediately sounded like something someone with a problem would say.

Amod, you need to make that his avatar.

If you like tower defense games, it's quite good. The first one is 85% off, give that one a try. There are parts of DG2 that I don't like, mainly that they changed the scoring system to remove some of the finesse, but it's still a fun game.

Just protein. Any cut of meat you cook is exsanguinated.

Why does it matter what temperature it reaches? Both methods will overcook the pork, it's a requirement to breakdown all the collagen. I've never had to babysit any meat I put in a slow cooker. I can and do trust it to cook while I sleep and it comes out the same every time. Yeah, pork...

The temperature at which collagen turns into gelatin is at or above the doneness for pork. There's no benefit to sous vide here, it's just adding time for the same result a slow cooker could achieve.

Uh, why? Pork shoulder has too much connective tissue to benefit from sous vide.

Fuck the 70's(within the context of this thread): I've had jello with shredded carrots. Not disagreeable, I just don't see the point. Kinda like jello itself. I'd rather save the calories for something that at least tastes better, like dessert. Or will get me fucked up. I mean...

Odd, I hate celery specifically for the texture. Celery salt/seed is a useful seasoning, celery itself is fine in soups, I just can't stand it raw in salads. I'd rather have mushy potato salad. I did see you have some nuts in there. Change them from slivered to chopped.

Grapes AND celery? Ugh...

I haven't watched the video, can't at work. Does the shielded mini-bot really do that much for Paladins in arena?

Did Rome 2 ever surpass "meh"?

Guns and griddles always go together.

I thought Aamina taught English. I'm probably wrong. I just now realized I've been on these forums long enough that I'm probably mixing people up. I'll wait and see if anyone else corroborates my imaginings.

He did. I know he tried to come back once. Just swear I thought Tanoomba = Aamina. I know Aamina is a teacher and I swear Tanoomba said he is one too. And they're both spineless when it comes to women.

Wait, I thought Tanoomba was Aamina.

There's a different usage for wishlists?

That better be some banging cheese for $11/pound.

Upgrading can also expose you to unnecessary security risks. Not sure what the likelihood between the two is, though. I gave deluge a try about a year ago, I wasn't happy with some of its automated features. Specifically, automatically picking up a .torrent file from a specific location and...

Too many choices, America! It's not healthy! I do believe it's actually been studied that a preponderance of choices, in this case a kid's toys, is a bad thing. It leads to unrealistic expectations in life and short attention span. I'll ask for my wife's sources tonight. She...

How about 1/8 of a gator?

I'm finding a surprising amount of people still have no idea was speculoos(in cookie butter form) is. If she likes that kind of "different" stuff that Trader Joes seems to stock a lot of, buy her a jar of that.

Feet don't stay warm enough with just socks. And I'd still might wear socks with slippers even if my feet didn't sweat in slippers. Socks are durable and can handle the washing machine, slippers can't. You live in Florida. Isn't your default state 'sweaty'?