Search results

  1. Dr.Retarded

    Death of a Unicorn

    Don't bother. I mean I normally will watch any A24 produced film, and this one starts out okay and it looks good, but it's pretty bad. Totally predictable and just boring by the halfway point. There might be a laugh or two, but not really. I don't know if it was based on some stupid book or...
  2. Dr.Retarded

    The Metal Thread

    Hell yeah, I got the first two CDs before they were popular and then I kind of phased our of metal for a bit, but they're awesome. I haven't kept up with what they've been doing, you probably the same thing for a lot of metal bands, but I'm pretty sure I've posted their videos in this thread...
  3. Dr.Retarded

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    Goddamn praetorians in there. Almost kind of reminds me of that Robocop game that came out capitalizing on the IP.
  4. Dr.Retarded

    Wolfenstein the New Order

    Frankenstein's Army was another low budget film, I think it was a Russian, but it's definitely a video game type movie. When I say it came out before Overlord, but it's okay.
  5. Dr.Retarded

    Osiris (2025)

  6. Dr.Retarded

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    I actually ordered out of Previews back in my high school comic book days a Lament Configuration model you glued together. I think it was like 20 or 25 bucks, and if I had a guess it's sitting in a box somewhere out in my garage.
  7. Dr.Retarded

    Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

    Shit, magician, you ain't hip with the old school if you ain't rockin wax cylinders! In all seriousness, I had a trim Carpenter up in Charleston who was a big music guy. He bought the entire inventory of an old vinyl shop that was going out of business or something. I don't remember what he...
  8. Dr.Retarded

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    Getting a Darren Aranofsky Pi vibe from that, especially the drill and the monitors.
  9. Dr.Retarded

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    Now I have the power scepter, Beastman! Cronos: The New Dawn
  10. Dr.Retarded

    Drugs to steer clear of

    You'll probably be alright after a week. I don't know how long you've been taking it or what kind. Ironically, @Rajaah told me about it maybe back in 2020 or 21. I had just come out of the bad work accident, and was just looking for some sort of alternative for chronic pain. Also talked...
  11. Dr.Retarded

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Magician's flying spell fizzled spectacularly, awesome...
  12. Dr.Retarded

    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    I mean that's basically chicken and dumplings except your dumplings aren't just boiled pieces of crappy dough. Doesn't mean if you add a little bit of texture and suddenly it's an amazing dish. I mean maybe some Amish butter or honey might be good but I don't sit there and think oh my God...
  13. Dr.Retarded

    Masters of the Universe (2026)

    Can't believe you muthafuckas didn't post this classic yet
  14. Dr.Retarded

    Alien: Earth

    Trying to figure out what the hell Martin was huffing. Looks like grilled pork chops, dressing, sweet potatoes with stupid marshmallows, and maybe a little bit of broccoli?
  15. Dr.Retarded

    Alien: Earth

    The show will probably be like a basket of fried cheese curds or mozzarella sticks, but overcooked, and if you know, you know. They might look good on the outside, but then you realize Pedro overcooked them and all the cheese somehow manage to leak out into the fryer. It'll be a hollow empty...
  16. Dr.Retarded

    Twelve

    Hell yeah! He's going to punch and kick those demons and evil spirits away! He's like the Korean Jackie Chan, it's hard not to want to watch his movies.
  17. Dr.Retarded

    Alien: Earth

    Like I said it looks slick and amazing, but I don't trust modern day Hollywood to not turn out a turd. I will watch it going in with the lowest expectations, because if I don't watch it how can I not talk about how crappy it will probably be. Hey if I'm completely and utterly wrong, I'll...
  18. Dr.Retarded

    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    I've tried it multiple times, and I've tried to give it a chance. Like I said my wife likes it for whatever stupid reason, v and typically if we go out to eat we always make certain order different things so we can try each other's dishes. Maybe it's been the restaurants we've been to, but I...
  19. Dr.Retarded

    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    Challenge accepted...😉
  20. Dr.Retarded

    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    Just eat them separately, there's nothing wrong with that, but I don't want God damn half of fried chicken sitting on my Belgian waffle, goddamn chicken grease and stuff saturating what should be a light and airy. Waffles are best with whipped cream and fresh berries. I will also settle for...
  21. Dr.Retarded

    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    Yeah but do you like a ton of powdered sugar or stupid honey on your fried Chicken? That's typically what they do at this restaurants. Why the hell would I ever want powdered sugar on my goddamn fried Chicken, that's not like I'm eating cornstarch out of the box flavored with whatever. Sweet...
  22. Dr.Retarded

    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    . See I'm totally fine with something like that but I don't want my goddamn fried Chicken which might be some of the best fried chicken I've ever had on God damn waffle. Let the chicken speak for itself, let the waffle do its own thing, but together it's just magician food. Do you think...
  23. Dr.Retarded

    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    Nope. Waffles and any fried chicken are a no go. I know I said I'm cornbread, stupid chicken and waffles was breaking my brain, but buttermilk biscuits are also acceptable, especially when basted with salted butter. Don't get me wrong I like waffles but I just want waffles and your normal...
  24. Dr.Retarded

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Wife was doing her volunteer stuff at the library this morning and brought this home fory collection. It's even signed. Not bad for a couple of bucks.
  25. Dr.Retarded

    The Odyssey (2026)

    Yeah, typo, meant 2020.
  26. Dr.Retarded

    Marvel Universe stuff

    I think the last marvel movie I watched was the doctor strange two thing and I don't remember what the hell happened. Why did I do it, don't remember. I have no burning desire to watch anything new coming from them, I'm not surprising because I saw most of the other movies in the theater with...
  27. Dr.Retarded

    Predator: Badlands

    No never going to happen. They already had every opportunity to capitalize in the original AVP comic book line, and they tried to do it with the stupid Paul WS Anderson movie, but I'm pretty confident they'll never have things play out appropriately. Yeah might be possible but come on it's...
  28. Dr.Retarded

    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    No, Chicken and waffles is a dish designed for magicians and hipster faggots. The last thing I think about when I just want some spicy fried chicken is oh my God I want some stupid sweet waffles with some maple syrup. That's totally gay and doesn't work. If you have proper fried Chicken you...
  29. Dr.Retarded

    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    Man, I really miss In Living Color and your annual Wayans Brothers films from the 90s I hope they're all retired and enjoying fried Chicken and watermelon to their heart's content, and I don't mean that as a bad thing because I love fried Chicken and watermelon. My wife bought one on sale...
  30. Dr.Retarded

    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    There's obviously a white, racist plantation owner from the Union running the ship in the background, that's why they're able to actually have a farm, that's the Twilight Zone twist...
  31. Dr.Retarded

    Predator: Badlands

  32. Dr.Retarded

    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    I kind of want to watch it just to see how hilariously bad it's going to be.
  33. Dr.Retarded

    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    In all honesty that movie might actually deserve its own thread so we can shit on it properly.
  34. Dr.Retarded

    The Odyssey (2026)

    Probably the biggest reason I haven't gone to see a film at the theater since 1917. What was that 2000 maybe?