Alien: Earth

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Like I said it looks slick and amazing, but I don't trust modern day Hollywood to not turn out a turd. I will watch it going in with the lowest expectations, because if I don't watch it how can I not talk about how crappy it will probably be.

Hey if I'm completely and utterly wrong, I'll freely admit it, but fool me a few hundred times...

And here I was, hoping to get some culinary shade thrown my way, like you did with the previous trailer I posted, where you masterfully wove in a BLT sandwich into your roast, but all I got this time was an empty plate. Disappointed.

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This is still going to be a shit sandwich.

Yeah, the bread might look toasted and buttery, maybe you see a few crispy pieces of bacon poking out, some slices of tomato, topped by cool iceberg, but inside....

Think I'm making BLTs for dinner.

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And here I was, hoping to get some culinary shade thrown my way, like you did with the previous trailer I posted, where you masterfully wove in a BLT sandwich into your roast, but all I got this time was an empty plate. Disappointed.

Like this

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The show will probably be like a basket of fried cheese curds or mozzarella sticks, but overcooked, and if you know, you know.

They might look good on the outside, but then you realize Pedro overcooked them and all the cheese somehow manage to leak out into the fryer. It'll be a hollow empty shell of greasy batter, and you might taste the ghost of some cheese, but all of it leaked out, therefore making your wings taste weird because there's all this milk protein floating around and gets carbonized, and now the chicken tastes fucked up, no matter how much hot sauce you put on it, or blue cheese dressing.

It's also another reason you will probably order another pitcher of beer. I don't even know if they still sell pitchers anymore .

I mean I remember back in college you used to be able to go to any bar and get $6 pitchers of Shiner Boch on Northgate. I couldn't tell you the last time I was on a bar and actually saw people ordering that particular beer vessel. Maybe it's all buckets now?

I don't know my bar hopping days are long gone, but it doesn't mean you shouldn't cut a rug at least once a year.
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kroenen

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The show will probably be like a basket of fried cheese curds or mozzarella sticks, but overcooked, and if you know, you know.

They might look good on the outside, but then you realize Pedro overcooked them and all the cheese somehow manage to leak out into the fryer. It'll be a hollow empty shell of greasy batter, and you might taste the ghost of some cheese, but all of it leaked out, therefore making your wings taste weird because there's all this milk protein floating around and gets carbonized, and now the chicken tastes fucked up, no matter how much hot sauce you put on it, or blue cheese dressing.

It's also another reason you will probably order another pitcher of beer. I don't even know if they still sell pitchers anymore .

I mean I remember back in college you used to be able to go to any bar and get $6 pitchers of Shiner Boch on Northgate. I couldn't tell you the last time I was on a bar and actually saw people ordering that particular beer vessel. Maybe it's all buckets now?

I don't know my bar hopping days are long gone, but it doesn't mean you shouldn't cut a rug at least once a year.
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