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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I accept nothing until our white sisters stop standing with all the minorities pretending to be one themselves.
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    MTG thread

    There would probably be a bit more blue. A little bit more.
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    The Video Thread

    Nine minutes without saying anything crazy, a new personal best for Rand Paul!
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    MTG thread

    When I was at Ye Old Gaming Store this weekend one of the guys was talking about Vintage Rotisserie Draft. I had never heard of this but it's an 8 player draft where every single Vintage legal card is eligible to draft. The guy in seat 1 makes his pick, then when it gets to 8th seat that player...
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    Edge of Tomorrow (2014)

    The one thing I really preferred to the book is that in the book they both had infinite lives and both were eventually alien killing whirling dervishes that won the impossible to win battle before breaking the loop.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    "Rich people have always stayed on top by separating white people from colored people. But white people have got more in common with colored people than they do rich people." Probably need to go and watch Bulworth again.
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    Military Thread

    Does the in-processing barracks still have mice? I fed the mice.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I just can't see that Tumblr bullshit as anything but super, super racist. It advocates segregation while using racially charged language (whitesplaining) as a means of attacking whites. Except whites aren't a race and just a color of skin making it double racist. "You can't use spirit...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Why start editing the wrong shit you say now? Once you start on that path you'll never get off.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Underage drinking isn't a federal crime. There isn't a federal drinking age law. The National Minimum Drinking Age Act punishes states that allow persons below 21 years to buy alcohol by decreasing how much highway money they get.
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    League Of Legends

    Speaking of Shaco wasn't there talk of a revamp back in 2013? And I fuckingknowSion's had one coming for goddamn ever.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    "Department" in the phrase "Department of Public Safety" does not have the same meaning as "department" in the phrase "Brown University Department of History." The police are the police. The university is the university. The fat misanthrope is the fat misanthrope. I don't know why this...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    You've said nothing accurate in the last few pages is what I'm talking about.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Right, so nothing you've said has been accurate for the last few pages.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Brown University Department of Public Safety - About the Department Alright, so Brown can make and enforce its own laws except the Brown University Department of Public Safety doesn't ever say university laws. It says university rules and regulations. It says that multiple times. When I try...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Right, so they aren't law enforcement agencies. Why didn't Yale just make a law and then make arrests when people broke that law and put people on trial and upon conviction imprison them? Because it doesn't fucking work that way? Right, because it doesn't fucking work that way.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    The university is not a law enforcement agency.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    The university is not a law enforcement agency.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    The university is not the law enforcement agency.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    In that there are police officers stationed to universities. The university is not the law enforcement agency.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    We have what has become a national drinking age of 21 because of the correlation between drunk driving fatalities and drinking age. There was a time when Wisconsin only required you to be 18 but Illinois was 21. They would cross the state border, get fucking hammered, and drive back. Bad shit...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    There are people that are going to get completely fucked because there will be neo-feminists that think they are smashing the patriarchy by getting men kicked out of school. And the policy itself is retarded. A retarded policy with limitless potential for abuse? Talk about win win.
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    The Far Side

    He's from a different time.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    You said a bitter, bitter thing. If we were in person I would have all the non-verbals to go by and this is only just text so reads are inherently scattershot but little throw away comments like that are usually worth picking up and examining more closely. When I combine that with your hated of...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Someone really did a number on you, didn't they.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    We're already on the path of everyone crying about everything. Do you really want it to keep going?
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    Hearthstone

    Untapping with a Tundra Rhino in play is about the only time I'd actually want to play a Webspinner.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Well, the entire feminist studies wing of the university says that women never ever make false accusations so any accusation must be more likely than not to be true.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I'm pretty sure their policy is gender neutral. Any bets on how many women get expelled for fucking drunk guys?
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Your whole everything is racism and sexism prettied up and given a new name. When the members of that group you are maligning go "hey, we aren't all like that" you dismiss them because they are just using their anecdotal evidence. The next time I see an African American gentlemen I'll be sure...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    The invalidation came when you started making sweeping negative generalizations based on sex and race - also known as "sexism" and "racism."
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    Youtube to pull independent music from site

    Got this feeling that major labels, in part of their negotiations, wanted independents to get fucked over.
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    Youtube to pull independent music from site

    I don't understand YouTube's raging desire to sabotage itself but what do I know.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It's likely that the server's jimmies are often rustled by people who order a Latte and then bring it back because it isn't Mocha. It's easier just to ask. It's a Jimmy Loop.
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    TIME TO START MAKING BOOTLEG MERCH