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Alright, so you want to be a jungler. Learn some combination of Jarvan, Lee Sin, Elise, Zac, and Vi. I recommend always starting at the buff near your bot lane so you can both get a good leash (the players going bottom help you damage the monster), then immediately going to the other buff (no...

Given how well the War on Drugs has done I look forward to seeing all of the money people are going to make providing black market internet.

You like Death Proof more?

Right! Fuck Priests! I thought it did a good job of demonstrating just how utterly remorseless her character was and the performance of both her and the Priest was quite good. Can you really not receive absolution unless you are a Catholic? What kind of bullshit is that?

It set up the Church scene which was a good scene but yeah. I don't know why Fassbender would ever let Cruz near Diaz. You should go on a playdate with the insane sociopath girlfriend of my 20 million dollar coke deal buddy.

It had a bunch of great scenes. It's just that the bleh parts and the unnecessary parts dragged them and the rest of the movie down. As I sit here the day after thinking about the movie those awesome parts have faded but the boring won't go away. You edit this thing down (bye bye intro...

I wish I knew how to set up autoplay.

Yeah, I don't know. The audience knew what was up. It's just filler.

Why show I hate when I feel like I could have done a better job editing than professional editors.

I can't really disagree. It's got some very, very good scenes with some excellent dialogue and some great acting but it's also got scenes that are justterrible.Long ones.Long.If it was about thirty minutes shorter it could have been a whole bunch of dark fun but the pacing is awful and the...

Played a bit over the last few days and I'm already moving on. It's the kind of game where I don't actually have fun winning (or even playing, for that matter) but when I make an awful mistake or lose it still pisses me off.

I don't really see myself playing constructed outside of a necessity to complete a daily quest or whatever.

Get a key (thanks again, Juvarisx), do the tutorial, unlock everyone, draft what I think is a pretty decent Priest deck, look for a game. I get handed a Priest mirror and he hits me with turn 1 Holy Smite. It's like I've time traveled back to 1996 and no one knows how to play a card game.

Before S3 they said they wanted assassins to be better but it's like they forgot they always nerf the assassins that do their job well. Something something counterplay something something burst damage. The little 5 dollar card that comes with some champions, an IP boost, an exp boost, and a Yi...

Hydra. Buy Hydra.

I saw Beetlejuice in the theater. It was the first VHS I ever owned. I still listen to Harry Bellafonte from time to time. I predict terrible CGI that will completely ruin my childhood memories of the film.

Patch 3.10a had the Phage/Trinity changes, a moderate Zac nerf, and not much else and was two months ago. It was going to be the last little bit of stuff before Worlds. Most of my annoyances stem from the current environment having solidified after Worlds. Watching people stream and playing...

I'm trying to play some more games tonight just to play and not only does the game feel completely stagnant but the banning phase is entirely pointless Vayne Corki Jinx Lee Sin Jarvan Elise Vi Zac Zed Ahri Fizz Kass That doesn't even count champions like Blitz and Thresh or...

It made me go back and watch the Evo 2013 top 8. Knowing a little bit about the game and a lot about some of the players helped a great deal.

Dude, you'll do better. You'll also know some people that you can do your placements with from here if you are really worried about it.

You will get to play a new set of placement matches for season four. You'll almost certainly do better.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

It's for awesome is that it's for.

Go North young man. Go North.

Don't forget gold and don't forget food. You don't want to show up with a perfect inventory and zero space for eating. Even picking up carrots to hold off starvation as you build is going to be a huge pain in the ass. You aren't going to find the perfect location for your new base right away...

This series is just all kinds of fun to watch. I love it.

All of the places where LP and division become disconnected from MMR are places where people get frustrated with the system. I don't even know why I'm calling it MMR to be honest. It's an Elo system where no one gets to see their Elo but gets little hints about where they are if they pay very...

Ah, I see what is going on now.

It's the problem with being a long-time, faithful reader. There are going to be things that happen that you absolutely and completely hate. There are going to be things that stretch the limits of what you are willing to tolerate. Maybe that's the Clone Saga, or Dead Again, or One More Day, or...

Having a high MMR is going to cause you to rocket through the brackets if you keep winning. Not only is your MMR likely higher than your current placement but the system includes a calculation based on how much faith it has that you are at your correct rating. Right now it has zero faith and...

I would like to know exactly what areas the SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA doesn't have jurisdiction in.

Mutual rape was the term he used.

I can't believe all of the effort it took to argue against the idea that two people who got drunk by their own hand and then had sex raped each other.

No, I don't think you can sign up for disability over the physical condition of having had too many Old Fashioneds.

Didn't I tell you that this discussion was now over. It's over. When the law is talking about drugs, controlled substances, and intoxicants it does this crazy thing where it specifically says drugs, controlled substances, and intoxicants. Now you are just looking to argue about retarded and...

Right, so in Ohio if you run out to the bar and you get drunk and you meet someone else who is drunk and you both have drunk sex no one did a single thing wrong under Ohio's (and probably every state's) laws. The idea that both parties raped each other is provably false and flat out absurd...

Look, there's no reason to argue about it. I'm just telling you how things are.

Ohio law isn't written like that. http://codes.ohio.gov/orc/2907.02

No no, I want you to go back and retake that position. It's mega-lulzy in a discussion about something to go "well too bad but that's the way things are" and I wanted to call you a fuckstick for doing so. I'll just do it now. When people are having a discussion about something stating that...