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I imagine you spend an awful lot of time imagining these kinds of things.

Moar of her. Whoever she is. /fap

So you'll be satisfied with neither? I can make a bad website and start a patreon tomorrow if you have bags of money to throw at shit that is never going to be released...

I don't know whether you are being stupid intentionally or not, here. Penis jokes are adult humor, adult doesn't imply subtlety. Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd in drag certainly weren't subtle either. Tarrant was saying people would flip their shit if Animaniacs was on the air today. That just...

Proficiency in MS Paint?

"I AM A PIANIST!" "A what?" "A PIANIST!" "Goodnight, everybody!"

So you give men a little blue pill?

Good start. Will watch more.

Those retards are awesome. Police will enforce the laws whether I want them to or not! Police brutality!

Just watched the last Oremonogatari. Takeo is still a boss.

4:00 mark is comedy gold.

Almost Human really was an awesome show.

Pics or it didn't happen!

If Barbara's middle name was Harleen and last name Quinzel I would die of a priapism.

Totally fapping to that right now.

As long as he gets in Dr. Courtesan's dirty ass...

Your shit is chef-boyardee?

They should really change the UI so that mobs start coming at you in waves from across the entire zone in rifts/grifts. Or give an option for a zone wide aggro.

Not even if it involves actual corn?

Explain or link to something with a list of ports and settings?

Talk to your insurance bros and just ask them straight up what paperwork and notes and test results they need to approve it. Then get those from your doctor and your company's HR peeps. I know it might seem like cheating to ask what the right answers are, but this isn't college, and you can cut...

She's a pack of D batteries?

Get specific letters from your employer and doctor that say otherwise?

More fun with 2nd WD. I just realized Manajuma has an additional benefit. I can run right on through packs, so I can just skip to whatever level or mob I want to murder. Farming bounties just became 99% less irritating!

Khane, just get your ass to 70 ASAP. You can dick around on normal all you want farming bounties for mats and recipes after that and get yourself geared for torment 1. After that it's just rift/grift your way into gear and higher torments.

Full Arachyr, 2 pieces are ancient. Ancient manajuma knife with 3k damage roll. Random hellfire with shitty rolls, short man's finger, random second ring, and random bracer, witching hour until I can get another belt of transcendence. Juice box buffs are wormwood, grin reaper, and nagelring...

So my 2nd WD running full Arachyr and Manajuma set is a fucking beast. I never used the hex stuff properly before. I totally get it now. It's all about running into big packs and blowing yourself up. I went from struggling on t6 to annhilating t7 just from figuring that out. I use gargs and...

I'll just leave this here.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics

Just log into the NSA satellite archives and 'research' nude beaches or celebrities that like to get full body tans on their roofs.

That just seemed like a horrible strategy. Jared would neutralize the children by stuffing them full of 6 inch subs.

I am in the middle of season 7. Clara just started, Jenna Coleman definitely is pleasant on the eyes.

So he's a master of baiting himself?

And so will hers. Once you open the door to become a cheater you aren't going to be closing it any time soon. That will be true for her as well. If you do this, do it right. Break things off with the wife and go your separate ways before you hop into bed with the random new chick.

Kelly Frye is definitely nice eye candy.

Knock that shit off already. Cut contact until you have made your decision.

The penis wants what the penis wants.

Are you going to ra3p things with it?

Yeah, school schedules can be rearranged. In this case they should be. It's still early enough in the semester to drop without taking a hit to credits and GPA. So what if it puts you back a few months? You aren't struggling financially, because of your awesome wife, so man up and do it. This is...

Just stop talking to the new girl and erase her from your phone. Lust will fade in short order, and rational thought will regain control. If you still want random pussy after that, then you know where to find it. Connections are ephemeral, and it's time to build one with your wife if it's...

Your mental definition of love needs work. Love is something that is perpetually in progress, not something that is done once you find 'The One'. You are still human, so you will find others out there who are also compatible with you over time. You need to decide what is most important to you...