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I can't wait for it to start. I've read every book and I'm in the middle of the new one that released earlier this month. Good stuff.

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I told my girlfriend that she would look better with her hair back. Apparently, that's an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

A woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her labia reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed...

Jesus and Satan were having an arguement about who was better at using a computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to setup a test that will run for two hours, and...

Saw these chips and decided to try them. They taste like a Chinese buffet smells. My girlfriend hates them but I think they're good enough to eat so as to not waste a bag of chips.

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Got pulled over today by a cop who had her car parked on the side of the road. She said I didn't slow down enough before going past her. Must be end of month quota time. She gave me a warning due to my exemplary driving record.

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My girlfriend lost all her hair during chemotherapy and has been crying for hours. I said, "What are you so upset about? It's just hair. I'm the one that's got to find a new girlfriend."

I concur. Dumbest character ever.

I know not of what you speak.

I feel ya. I can set out a new double roll in the morning and it's gone by noon. Shit's expensive, yo. (No pun intended)

The gallery ends with full noodz.

What does a cell phone and anal bleach have in common?

I'm a fan of Not Your Fathers root beer. They recently came out with a vanilla cream ale version. Mix the two together and it tastes like a root beer float.

I watched the show then read all the books. Loved both.

McDonald's breakfast burrito and +nets.

I'll take some nets with a side of cheesy nets.

Eating gummy bears makes my poop turn green.

One of all my all-time favorite shows. It sucks that so many of the cast has passed away.

An eighty-year-old man goes into a brothel and picks out a young pretty woman, they go up to her room, strip down and climb into bed. The old man performs like a teenager, the prostitute is amazed at how energetic and agile he is, she tells him if he can do it like that again, she'll give him...

John can't take it anymore, so he decided to leave city life behind and head for the hills. He's happy as months go by. One day, a large, gruff looking hillbilly type man knocks on his door. "The name is Lars" he said. "I'm having a party tonight... wanna come?" John: "well... I've been...

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip Of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her. 'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied. 'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting Off...

A game of truth-telling is being played at court by a Queen and her retinue. A knight is asked by the Queen if he has fathered any children; he is forced to admit that he has not. The Queen nods in assent, saying "you do not have the look of a man who could please his mistress when you hold...

So is Jon confirmed as Rhaegars?

I couldn't hear what Lyanna said before the promise me thing. What was it?