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Sharp Ends was released this week. It's a collection of stories based in the First Law world.

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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a, very deep, husky voice...

A priest giving confessional really has to take a piss so he grabs the janitor and drags him into the confessional booth. "Can you fill in for me for a minute?" "What?" "Just listen to people, give them 10 hail Mary's, and send them on their way, it's easy," says the priest, and he runs to the...

How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Edith Bunker and Alice Cooper

My girlfriend got a tattoo of a shell on her thigh.

So a man is in court and is suspected of murder. His defense lawyer is at the last legs of his argument. In one final attempt, he says to the court "In ten seconds the man my client is suspected of murdering will walk into the courtroom completely unharmed". The defense lawyer counts down from...

I give it a 6.5/10. I thought Affleck played a good Batman. Lex character was shit. Wonder Woman is a toothpick, plus they never said the words Wonder Woman in the movie. I'm glad I saw it, but they won't get repeat business from me.

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay? What's your name?" "It's John, and I'm okay, thanks," I replied as I pulled...

One good thing about the Moe's I went to is that it had one of the "make any flavor you want" Coke machines. It's not every day I can drink a cherry Mello Yello Zero.