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The Walter Isaacson book is crap. The book they should base it on is Becoming Steve Jobs. It is a much better book.

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McDonald's marketing team needs to die in a fire. I just watched a commercial where this dude sits in a chair and brags about loving tomatoes so much that he puts them in the punch bowl at the prom party. He then mentions the sirloin burger has tomatoes.

There is no god.

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I just read that a Taco Bell in Chicago has applied for a liquor license.

I tried Wendy's jalape?o spicy chicken today. It wasn't bad. It had a bit more heat than the regular spicy chicken, but not by much. I would have preferred the regular bun over the special one they use for this version.

Cleveland has forgotten how to play defense.

I just discovered we have a Ford's Garage in my area. They have a 10 pound burger that sells for $125. It's free if you can eat it by yourself in 2 hours. They say it serves up to 10 people.

"What did you get from using Match.com?" A pee-soaked bed.

Banged the new girl tonight. Turns out she's a squirter. It was my first time with a squirter. It takes a little getting used to. I'm gonna have to either wear safety goggles or remember to always keep my eyes closed when I'm going down on her. All in all, it was a good night. The first...

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The woman I was with for 15 years was never on time for anything. I can't think of a single time where she wasn't late. It made me want to go all HULK SMASH so many times.

What I dread the most is the culling part. I like them both. It will probably hurt me as much as the one I have to end it with.

"I'll be in my bunk."

Adulthood sucks because I have to wipe my own ass.

I have the Asus "Dark Knight" router and I frickin' love it. I wish it supported AC, but it works so well that I don't want to replace it yet.

If I remember correctly, Stannis told Shereen that she has his blood flowing through her veins, so I can totally see her being sacrificed.

7-Eleven's around here now have Mountain Dew Tropical Blast. I'd never seen that one before. It apparently has tropical punch in it. I didn't try it. Sounded too sweet for me. I think someone mentioned that their McD's dropped the buffalo ranch McChicken. They still have them in my area.

So the flaky one comes over to my place last night. We have some wine before going to dinner. We get back home, have more drinks, and the next thing I know, she is hitting the snooze button my alarm clock this morning. I now have two women wanting to start a serious relationship with me. What's...

Yeah, but then wouldn't be it awkward to keep a bottle of Listerine on the beside table and hand it to her when she wants to kiss?

Seriously though, the third date got my dick wet with the new girl. I think we might have potential as a couple. The first (flaky) one comes over tonight. I'm not sure what I'm gonna do with her.

Think I'll try these pickup lines next time: My love for you is like diarrhea. I just cant hold it in. Is your name Homework? Cause I'm not doing you, but I definitely should be.

John Snow may know nothing, but he does know what her tits feel like.

Harsh. I may not be able to jerk off tonight.

Do it using an anagram.

Dating multiple women for an extended period would send me to the poor house. I hope they like the dollar menu.