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  1. Gnomedolf

    First World Problems

    Nope, not gonna post pics. One image search with it and you'd probably easily find her on Facebook. I'm dumb, but I'm not stupid.
  2. Gnomedolf

    First World Problems

    I'm a "firm" believer in keeping it "in" the family. hahaha Before anyone calls the cops, this is all in jest (but I might still fuck her. She's 30).
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    Cord-Cutting, Or How to Stream your Way to Success

    Got my 20mb DSL installed yesterday. Their modem/router box seems like a capable product. They allow full access to all the settings. I put it in bridge mode, turned off wireless, nat, dhcp, etc so that I could continue to use my Asus router.
  4. Gnomedolf

    First World Problems

    An astute observation. Besides, if I don't fuck her, someone else will, so why not me?
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  6. Gnomedolf

    First World Problems

    She's flirted with me in the past and she asked if she could stay at my place while she was on vacation. It's going to take extreme effort on my part to not succumb to the temptation.
  7. Gnomedolf

    First World Problems

    The cousin in question is coming to Florida for vacation. She will be staying at my house. The devil won't be whispering in my ear. He will be screaming at the top of his lungs.
  8. Gnomedolf

    First World Problems

    I have a cousin I want to bang. Not just kissin' cousins, but bangin' cousins.
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    Cord-Cutting, Or How to Stream your Way to Success

    My cord cutting won't officially start until Friday when I get the new internet service installed, but I've started using SlingTV and OTA channels exclusively to ween myself away from cable. I went to Walmart and picked up a GE powered OTA indoor antenna. It costs $27. There's cheaper and...
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    How about some real ass?
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    Gaawwwwd damn
  13. Gnomedolf

    Terrible Jokes Thread

    A hooded, armed robber bursts into the Bank of Italy and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot, one brave customer grabs the robber's hood and pulls it off, revealing the robber's face. The robber shoots the guy dead without hesitation! He...
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    That was rather....awesome.
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  17. Gnomedolf

    Fuck Comcast

    The other day I tried calling Comcast to cancel my service. I called 10 times. I was disconnected from the call while being transferred to a human. Every. Single. Time.
  18. Gnomedolf

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    All my Comcast discounts dropped off and my bill is nearly $200. I went into the local office and asked for some new discounts and they wouldn't do a damn thing for me. Nothing. So, it prompted me to do the cut the cord thing with SlingTV and Netflix. My one worry is switching to 20mb DSL from...
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    Cord-Cutting, Or How to Stream your Way to Success

    If this is true, then I completely believe that your post took 25 years to get here.
  20. Gnomedolf

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yes, they are different from the normal pickles. I went back again the next day and got the sandwich again. Love it for $1.50.
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    Game of Thrones characters as pin up girls | TyrionLannister.net
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  23. Gnomedolf

    Texas Rising

    The History Channel makes a show full of historical inaccuracies. Oh, the irony. I suppose they made it for the new age, where anything is a fact if you're outraged enough.
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    I've got a hankerin' for some wings.
  25. Gnomedolf

    First World Problems

    I go commando. Fuck needing to pull down my underwear just to take a shit.
  26. Gnomedolf

    Texas Rising

    I keep forgetting about it. I'll catch it on demand.
  27. Gnomedolf

    Cord-Cutting, Or How to Stream your Way to Success

    Their website says airplay is not supported. The connection stops when you try to use it like that on an iPad. It also uses a special app on Windows/Mac instead of viewing in a browser, so screen casting from my computer to the tv via airplay doesn't work, either.
  28. Gnomedolf

    The Fast Food Thread

    I tried the Wendy's crispy dill chicken sandwich tonight ($1.50). I really liked it. Would and will eat again. It has a distinctive taste thanks to the dill pickles and cucumber dill sauce.
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    Cord-Cutting, Or How to Stream your Way to Success

    I'm gonna try the cutting the cord thing. My Comcast bill has ballooned to $186/month after all the promotions dropped off. They wouldn't even try to lower my bill. I'm going with SlingTV with the extra sports channels for $5. I'll also sub to HBO Now. My cable internet is 50mb/down, which I...
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    Stephen King's The Dark Tower

    I enjoyed the books. I hope this gets done right.
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    The Netflix Thread

    Hot Girls Wanted http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/80038162?trkid=13752289
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    Is there a way to get the mobile version of this site on my iPad?
  38. Gnomedolf

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I didn't post it thinking it was real because I have no idea who it is.
  39. Gnomedolf

    The Fast Food Thread

    They called themselves KFC for awhile, instead of their full name, because they didn't want to be labeled as fried food. Now they seem to be embracing it. Kind of like Hardee's is doing. They don't give a fuck how many calories are in their food. The new Colonel commercials are strange and...
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    Silicon Valley

    They dun fucked up.