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I decided to give Chipotle another try. It was much better this time. The burrito was as big as my dick, which means it was HUGE. Anyway, the burrito tasted much better this time around. Still not Oh My God good, but I'll go again.

I had one of KFC's chicken pot pies the other day. I was very surprised at how good it was. Highly recommended.

Second date went well tonight. I like the chick. She's got a huge rack. Meanwhile, earlier today, the first chick that couldn't make up her damn mind, contacted me and said she's decided she wants to date me. So now I've got another date with the new chick on Friday and a date with the first...

I think she has terrible tits.

Stark piston-punching Hulk's face and saying "Please go to sleep, please go to sleep," was pretty damn funny.

Wendy's does breakfast in my area. I've never tried it.

Makes you wonder how the hell she got into those jeans.

I obviously missed it then. I must have been busy masturbating to Scarlet Witch.

Went to McDonald's for breakfast. Bacon/egg/cheese bagel and a sausage burrito. So damn good. The drive thru line wrapped around the building. Hard to believe that McDonald's sales are in a huge slump.

None of them wore earpieces or anything, so how could they all hear each other talk? Implants? If so, I want one so that I can hear Black Widow when she orgasms. They obviously don't active the radio. It seems to be always on.

It's all about the angles.

I don't know if this movie will be good or not, but the trailer music sounded awesome in the IMAX theater.

Elizabeth Olsen doesn't know it, but she's going to have about 5 of my babies. Saw it in IMAX and loved it. I really enjoy the humor. "Nice talk." "No, it wasn't."

Maybe she thinks of it like this.

I have one. The taste of the different flavors is hit or miss for me. I think the taste of the regular cola flavor sucks ass. I do l like their diet Mountain Dew flavor (Fountain Mist), along with their diet Dr Pepper and root beer flavors. I also like their energy drink flavors.

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Went on a first date last night. She looked a little different than per pictures, but not in a bad way. We hit it off pretty good and are meeting again. She damn near sucked my tongue out of my mouth with her parting kiss, so I got that going for me, which is nice. Even so, first dates are...

wrong thread.

I went into Coldstone and saw they now have dark chocolate ice cream. They had to clean my jizz off the display case glass. The stuff is awesome.