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You should allow her either rear view mirrors, or the ability to turn around and look before backing up. You're not being fair.

A cell phone app that turns Selena Gomez songs into fart noises. What an improvement.

Pretty sure this is a repost, don't even care. Makes me laugh every time.

Why are shoes falling off so funny?

You AssHat! :emoji_sweat_smile:

That Canada/Slovakia game was so much closer than it should have been. Canada looked wicked rusty. Their power play was non existent, their neutral zone play was terrible. When they were in the offensive zone the looked good, but they just didn't go to the net often enough. What the heck? They...

Doesn't seem sporting. Would be tasty, though!

I have some knowledge and experience with drugs, and yes it is a big deal to do a little coke every 4-6 weeks. Start there. Fix that about yourself first, then go to work on everything else.

"A bit of coke" and "not a big deal" don't belong together in any paragraph. Well, cat's out of the bag now, what are the two biggest red flags? And why are you self destructive?

Then I revise my statement: Stop surrounding yourself with other drug users. Get clean, and become a human being.

I know it looks silly, but this guy is doing a good thing. Deer have an impossible time on bare ice. They need a little snow cover, or they're just going to flop about. I've actually done this myself. You let the deer flop about until it's very tired out, that way it won't fight you, then you...

How many red flags have people encountered in his description of this woman? I think I stopped counting at 20. Get out now. Never see her again. Do some soul searching and find a human being to spend your time with.

We got a milk frother for Christmas. Makes the most amazing hot chocolate.

We make pasta as a family a couple times a month. It's a great time. It ranges from gnocchi to ravioli to linguini. Get the family involved in making it, they all enjoy eating it a little more when they've been involved in making it, too. Plus fresh pasta is awesome. And that's a great Xmas...

I want to watch an interview when someone actually asks something that blunt.

Merry Christmas.

Did cranberry hand pies tonight instead of regular cranberry sauce. 100% will do again.

Give it a fucking break.

If you get the internal temperature to 140 and then let it rest it's safe. Don't over cook it. That's what everyone does to chicken breast. Also, consider getting boneless thighs. Better. The plan?

Depends on what I'm doing with them. If they're stuffed, indirect heat until the very end, then high flame to finish them. If they're just getting cooked as is (with seasoning), over flame turning only a couple times to get the nice grill marks. I also do them periodically under the broiler...

For what, precisely?