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We saw this at a zoo. I pulled her close and said "Isn't nature beautiful?" You should quack at her when you're horny.

The one in my RV does the same. But I think it's like a 5 year life.

Lotta people say that but I didn't see it. Let me ask, are you trying to figure out the iron tangle? He has a warning at the start of some editions of the book to not try to figure it out. It's supposed to be incomprehensible. TBH, I don't think Matt had it mapped out. I'm seeing a lot of...

yeah, and that's rare. I can't tell if we're arguing or agreeing.

Oh yeah totally weird. That's why 95% of adult women on the planet have earrings. Because ears are grody to the max.

What is the real reason women's basketball games are so low scoring is that they're better at defense. After all, they're soooo much better at the fundamentals.

isnt that jacking off?

I don't get it. Is there even a pit bull in the pic?

All of 3 of the original main characters look like they got terrible plastic surgery. Carla still looks good and Dr cox doesn't look like he's gone under the knife. But the rest? Woof. The strange thing is that they don't look that bad in recent photos. Almost like they got shitty makeup on...

ears too long. Would not bang.

Great insight genius. Can I get a list of all the parts of a car that have a 0.0% chance to fail in a year? I'm not a very good mechanic so a list like that will be helpful.

Apparently O'reilly has a new policy on battery warranties. They have to put it on a trickle charge overnight and it has to test bad with their tester to get a replacement. Guy said it started at the beginning of the month. I wasn't clear if he meant march or february. It really pissed me...

OK then. How did you beat him? Did you have to charm him and get him on your side?

Why were his con and HP NA? Can he not be hit?

Well apparently if you get them in a salad it's the regular pepper and not the pickled abomination. They taste a lot like bell peppers and I love bell peppers so that's a good thing to me. Bell pepper is what I normally get on a pizza.

I'm just glad somebody remembers the Jeff Fisher of QBs. But i did gain some respect for him in the lead up to the superbowl when a reporter asked him how long he had been a black quarterback. IIRC every single one of his questions included something about him being a black QB.

A while back I was introduced to banana peppers. I'd seen them around all my life but they sounded and looked unappetizing so I'd never tried them. But then I was eating lunch and they came in the salad so I tried them and realized they were pretty fucking good. So I decided I'd start giving...

Assuming she's in for those tattoos. Interested in knowing how much time you can get for a crime like that.

Finally, someone with some fucking sense.

Y'all are dumb. Aikman Montana Brady Elway Everyone else might as well be doug Williams compared to them.

Miss Nadine? Or Lemig Sortion?

If you don't have a bayonet for your concealed carry pistol, you're doing it wrong.

We use nothing but manual can openers. Just not worth the shelf space to have an electric. We mainly use the kind that breaks down the edges instead of the ones that actually cut the top. I thought it was retarded when my wife brought the first one home, but fuck, it does work and the lids...

did you find a clip? Any good?

Just saw the new season of shoresy dropped. About halfway in, so far it's still kicking ass. I thought last season was the final season though, so this is lagniappe for me.

You're lucky. Terms of Endearment is the first one I remember. Lotta negative trauma around having to sit through that one.

I don't even remember how I saw ep4 and 5. I don't think I was old enough to be going to the movies. I only remember seeing jedi in the theater. It's likely I first saw them both on VHS just before Jedi released.

Does klarna give you the thing before you make all the payments?

You know, I forgot about kirk era klingons. Pretty sure those were all white guys with fu man chu mustaches and just a touch of black face. Back when we were a real country and could say "What if the main villain is a cross between a darkie and a chinaman? No, it's OK, we have real...

I don't want to spoil it for you, but he's a klingon who doesn't chimp out. I don't remember that guy at all. I probably wouldn't remember this one but when he first appeared I thought he was John Larroquette.

The klingon episode was the first one that felt like a real star trek episode. Even if the answer was blindingly obvious from the first act. But I have a question. Is that the first white guy to ever play a klingon?

I enjoy the games. Especially when it's someone else's money.

Just let him go. He's done the mental gymnastics so he can claim anything good was left alone by filoni, and anything he hates had filoni's dick skinners all over it.

How much economic incentive is there for the jets to win? Can the team ever get shitty enough that they're losing money? Wendy's can lose money, that's why they will rebuild.

Why is monobob female only? Google says it was to give women an equal number of bobsled events as men. But if that's the case why not add 4 woman bobsled?

I'm glad the skeleton is available on demand. I'm only going to be able to watch about 2 minutes at a time.

Selina Witschonke. Switzerland curler. Can't find a good gif or video, but that bitch gets her whole body into sweeping. I bet she fucks like that too. BTW, I thought switzerland and sweden were the same and both were swiss. But they're playing against each other right now and the...

I don't know but I spent a large chunk of time yesterday re-reading the fansy story because of this question. So thanks for that.