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Headshot works off the basic 2 ppm formula since 2016. Delay doesn't matter.

68cm? Holy shit that's monstrous.

Today's terrible PUBG roundup: Network disconnection ends up 90% snaring me while I'm in the blue, heading down a hill, under fire. I've never had that happen to me. Of course I had an 8x AWM at the time. Here's the doofus that killed me's view: And here's just a nice little headshot...

Limb damage reduction needs to go. Awm'd to people "in the face" the other day. Both lived. Why? Because they were looking up at me and their fucking arms took the shot as they ADS'd. Last night I choked shotgunned a guy twice, grouping in chest/face on his 1 vest 0 helmet. 98 damage and he...

Hot girl on twitch, worth watching 30 seconds of and nothing more. Hot girl who's good at games on twitch, worth watching and following if they play the right games. Ugly girl bad at games on twitch? Not keeping my interest. Ugly girl really good at playing games on twitch? ....I'm into it...

Saw it. Decent movie, 7.5/8 out of 10. Didn't read the book. Seemed like a huge nostalgia grab (though I get that's what it's about, so it's not exploitation really). Some of the writing outside of the Oasis was fucking awful. Like dude's only family dies and less than 12 hours later, his...

I like the loot, but at this point they should almost just let you drop in with an SMG equipped or something. There are rifles EVERYWHERE, but those like 1/10 games when you manage to find the ONE building in the huge cluster with 0 weapons you might as well log out. I think I prefer the old...

Yeah, it's not fun for me personally. Shroud/Grimmmz/Doc love it. They just want to kill kill kill and maybe win. I want to land, kill some, get in actual fights that last longer than 0.25 seconds, and feel like I earned a thought-out win. This is like a FFA CoD deathmatch with no respawns...

If you're burst firing a gun that just means you need to work on your recoil control.

A full kit Vector is amazing, I agree. Unfortunately with an extended you can spend its 25 bullets super fast and with no recoil if you start off-target you're fucked. It is a lazer though. Ump's 40 clip and slower fire allows you to adjust before running dry. The AK is a large SMG at this...

I called it the G17, which I guess it's actually a G18 AKA P18. It's alright, but it's basically a weaker uzi, but with option for a red dot. How'd you get in for the new Map? Edit: This sums up the game for me lately.

M4>SCAR>M16>DP>AK>UMP>Vector(extended mag only)>Uzi>Tommy Gun Winchester is a niche gun, fun to play with and not bad on stationary targets, but doesn't really fit in the meta. Shotguns I don't know how to rank because a lot of people prefer the double barrell as you can get two shots off...

New event is... something. At least it's not stat tracking so I can be as bad as I want to be! Unfortunately there seems to be no regions and 90% of the players are Chinese again like the old days.

Yeah, but it's 12 inches in diameter and 6 inches in depth. That's a lot of pizza.

When I was there last summer I jad Giordano's, Pequods, and Lou Malnati's. I'd say get Lou's AND Pequods. Pequods has a cake type crust you may or may not be into. Lou's just tasted a bit better than Giordano's. Definitely go to at least two, though.

Better day today. No squad/duo wins but I won a solo (which started with me proning with only bandages and my dignity on the Pecado arena balcony for 4 minutes straight) and got #2 in a solo because I didn't account for crazy. No rage filled highlights or bug complaints. Just me being awful...

Was pretty informative. I didn't see the 'pump' bug though. I definitely knew about the shotgun delay when not ADS, I pretty much always try to ADS unless they're close enough to me that they should die. I actually used to be pretty good with the shotgun and I could wreck entire squads with...

Went to McD's today. Had the double drive-thru order system. The dude who was taking car behind me's order called the dude behind me "ma'am" (dude had his hair in a bun and clean shaven and was like 50/50 but was CLEARLY with his gilrfriend). Then the McD's dude realizes it, but left his mic...

That shot didn't hit him. That's the only one I'm REALLY mad at. If you can't tell it's at throat level. Maybe it went too low? No. I checked. The bullet went over his head and hit behind him. The game is broken.

End of the night. My ship was sunk outside the skull event (we sunk theirs, too). My crew logged off. What did I do? I waited on the skull island, alone. Then when a single sloop came in, I swam out to it and boarded it while the Captain was diving for a ship wreck. Then he became the ship...

I want to play the game, but it's not worth it. Played it 3 hours. Got 3rd place twice because the other two teams decided to team up on us and we had no cover. That's the nature of the game, but it's too grating. That + desync + broken game shit like my AK shots that never hit a stationary...

Just realized Domino is Earn's girlfriend from Atlanta. Neat. Looks fucking great. I see his grey X-Force outfit in there. Hopefully the body count is insanely high, because honestly that + jokes are all we REALLY need.

I'm amazed there's not a cult surrounding him. Jesus was mostly myth, but Fred Rogers was everything Jesus was supposed to be and right before our eyes. He's literally the only person you can bring up and I'll get teary. No dead dogs or relatives. Just Mr. Fucking Rogers.

I checked him immediately after he killed me and they had 0 record of him. Probably new account started today.

I spend more time analyzing which parts of their game failed than having fun now. The worst part? They don't even pay me. Here's some fun exerts from today's ass-blasting! Let's start with the classic "Nah, that's not a headshot!" (and don't blame spectate, because the next shot is in the...

Arby's Texas Brisket sandwich sucked balls. Not nearly enough meat to justify the $6 price. I've been a big fan of Arby's specialty stuff lately but this one was garbo.

"You sure you want to wear an all-white suit to a strip club, Wakandan?" "You right." Alfred the Wise. Definitely my favorite character.

My crew got in about 90 minutes after midnight due to Greybeard. Did pretty good, think we sank 2.5 ships. I say 0.5 because we pursued a galleon we put at LEAST 9 cannonballs into and them fuckers lived. No idea how. They hit us with like 4 cannonballs and we were in full bucket-bitch mode...

Sometimes by my gameplay a lot of people would guess I have no arms. The real reason my camera sucks is because I have the shoulder width of Rosie O'Donnell and to capture all of me within the confines of a greenscreen I'd need a super huge one. When I get lazy and lean back in my chair...

If he's got 130k subs and he's got the $4 negotiated deal that all the big time streamers get...yeah, 400k is not even close to accurate. Any bigtime streamer is pulling in MINIMUM $500 a day in donations and that's like the lowest fucking end. More likely $1k plus a day.

We cleared it with 50ish last night in like 5hours and 30 minutes. We were missing several monks and rangers for DPS oomph, but we're already super well geared. I can't imagine a 40-50man guild in their 2nd or 3rd week in VT being able to clear it under 6 hours. Honestly if they just scaled...

Here's me getting angry for reasons at my dumbass teammates: And before some one asks: no, I'm not cosplaying Young Santa.

I have a sort of hyper awareness that borders on like paranoida due to a surgery on my nerves. Really good for video games as I'm just constantly in a state of awareness. Less great for things like crowded public places or concerts where there's so much shit going on it's overwhelming...

It was a good week or so since the last patch and everything worked. It is no longer so. Silent footsteps for people running full speed, bullets disappearing/not doing damage. Classic desync. Where the FUCK are they getting these servers? I'll pay another 30 bucks for them to buy new...

I analyzed that video like 20x at 0.25 speed. I missed every shot except that super meaty one and it did 20%. Now what's super awesome is that I did NOT have a choke on that shotgun. So this fucking bird-blaster of a shotgun that sprays pizza sized blasts all over the place managed to thread...

Man, some days you're doing good, and other days... not so much. That shotgun to his vest-less chest did 20% of his health, by the way.

Looks like it already was!

God damnit I know Cap is going to die to Thanos but I would fucking love it if he somehow beat him. But nah. He's going to die. =(

It's a great fucking show. That Tracy dude is like a thuggish Leon from Curb. Paperboy himself is actually an underrated character as 95% of what he does is just see through everyone's bullshit and it's amazing. Earn is trying to get him to go with everyone to make money and grow and Paperboy...