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The only thing I'm a crusader for is anal. And I'm definitely not a contrarian.

You're the one who mentioned it. I just let you know you shouldn't make fun of your own.

Damnit Soy!

"I eat chickens like you for breakfast"

Right. Casual guild. So we agree? So why do you say silly shit like "Timmy McDickface" and "Timmy McCasual". Are you a self loather?

Dude, you have a family. You get to play like 8 hours a week. You ARE timmy mccasual. And why the hell aren't you joining carry groups? You know if you and everyone else in the guild did that and got their weekly +12 chest you guys would be way farther ahead than you are right now? It's not...

I'm the timmy mcdickface of memes

Wait... when did I talk to your son?

No noodle. You are the person you're bitching about. You are the person me and my group carry through M+ every week. Except the people in my guild and myself? We don't actually bitch and moan about "timmy casual" or "shitty pugs, I refuse to do them". I played the fucking game without that...

Yea but that has nothing to do with M+. That's the entirety of the game as it stands right now. You can get an 895 six feather killing the same shit you killed the second you stepped into the Broken Isles. M+ is fantastic. It removed the stupid daily cockblock for advancement and allows us to...

Hrmmm... Billions became almost unwatchable for me by the end of season 1 as well. Never saw Gotham but I did like True Blood for the first season and a half or so. I'll stick with Magicians to at least episode 8 I suppose.

Another food derail! Where's costanza?

When was the last time you logged in? You guys know that 99% of the Hyjal guild is what the rest of us would call Timmy McDicksucker right?

I think one of the worst things a man can ever do to himself is lie about liking something his woman made. "What's for dinner honey?" "Oh that thing you like!" "... Fuck ..."

Why does this bother people? There are a lot of shitty mechanics Blizzard has added over the years, and many were added/expanded in this expansion. 1) Garrisons (Don't you love being required to send a group of followers to do shit for you that you have no control over that is also required for...

That's how Blizzard nerfed Druids. Lower legendary drop chance.

Mrs. G confirmed Erronius alt.

Speaking of Richard Ayoade he was a "team captain" on a 1 series panel "quiz" show that has all of its episodes up on Youtube called "Was it Something I Said". Lots of names from the series you've all already mentioned here and is hosted by David Mitchell. First episode is a little slower than...

What made you change your mind? Because I started it for the same reasons but gave up after 3 episodes. I cannot stand the dialogue in this show. It's like a high school outcast trying to imagine what cool college kids might say and do and making a TV show about it. And being really... really wrong.

Butter cookies? Really? I get it though. Salt is in the name of Saltines. Except there is more sodium on Ritz crackers than on Saltines. Your wife really bungled this one hard.

What about creme fraiche?

Anyone got a link to the official patch notes? Everything I see is from November 15th

The damage reduction is split among all in range mobs. So if you have 5 things hitting you, and you only have one proc, it's splitting that one procs DR among all adds evenly. That's what makes it a pretty terrible trinket on any fight with mutliple adds.

I just 2 chested a Nelth 12 in a pug. Mind fucked ya!

So today was my first really bad experience with Mythic+ as a whole. I think since a lot of people got AK25 they've decided to start farming Mythics now. It was almost as bad as going to the gym on January 2nd

Don't forget about tertiary stats and sockets

I think every single person that plays Legion can agree that Warforge/Titanforge is complete ass. Warforge not as much because that is only a 10 ilvl possible upgrade and occurs much more frequently but Titanforge can go suck an egg.

I don't think this will happen. They are releasing new points every tier along with (eventually) another 20 point golden trait.

You'll be able to get AK20 instantly but only because you have a main at higher than 20. For a fresh account they'll only be able to get to 15 and that will cost them 500 order resources each level (If I understand how it currently is slated to work correctly) which they probably won't be able...

AK every 3 days is not what I'd call "super fast". And for someone trying to catch up to people who are maxing their weapons because they have AK25 there is a huge power gap that they just can't feasibly close in the system as it currently stands. It's bad design. Not as bad as EQ where there...

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We don't even split them apart on Heroic anymore. You guys sound like pussies.

Treasure Goblin just spawned at the end of a Nelth Lair I did and we couldn't kill it because it just kept evading. GG Blizzard. Great Event!

AP from M0s is actually pretty decent. You can get unlucky I guess and not have any bosses drop the talismans but its 50k per talisman at AK 25. If you're only carrying one person through you can pull huge and do any dungeon pretty quickly. I'd do M0s over M2-3 every day of the week.

Yea

Maxed my Guardian Artifact Weapon. Guess I can quit now.

Just call him Noodlebot

Noodlehugger

Yea, even in her original state Heroic Helya was easier than Mythic Eye.