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  1. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Pretty slick way for the owners to get the fans on their side. Bring on the scab refs!
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Excellent marketing opportunity if they give him a good number. Like 88 or 14.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I've already forgotten about it 3 times. #4 is going to be tough because this is the first time I saw the picture. Thanks, asshole.
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    Dating

    It is an odd question from someone who thinks they don't want kids. If you really didn't want one, there's nothing to ask because you would be getting an appt as soon as you got the positive test. If I'm reading this right, he has visited you multiple times. Have you ever visited him? I...
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    What tickles your pickle

    I was taking a dump earlier. The guy in the next stall was on the phone trying to get a loan. I almost felt bad for the courtesy flushes, but they had to be done.
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    The Fishing Thread

    On the first read I swore this said Trash Panda
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    she expressed a willingness to learn to cook. Besides, how hard could crunchwraps be? Absolute morons make them all day every day. She can't even manage crunchwrap supremes?
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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    Two guys are out driving. They come upon a red light and the driver blows right through it. The passenger goes "WHAT THE FUCK MAN, THAT WAS RED!" The driver goes "My cousin taught me to drive and he blows through red lights, so I do too" Then they came upon a light that was red and had 2...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Aside from how wrong you are about it being good defensive driving practice to be wary in intersections. Around here, excessive display of acceleration in an intersection is a ticketable offense. It's actually ticketable even if not in an intersection, but they're stricter about it in...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I've actually started sitting at lights even longer since you brought this up. You guys are literally arguing against defensive driving. Crawl up the ass of the person in front of you. Don't be the least bit wary of people running red lights. What other time saving tips do you have? Stop...
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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single...
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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    I guess a coping saw is a thing? Whatever but it reminds me of an old joke Guy goes into a hardware store asking for a flat bastard file. The clerk is new and she gets upset at the customer and tells him he shouldn't be using that sort of language even if this is a hardware store. As she's...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Cad is apparently taking a shower at stop lights. If he can shut off the water and avoid the slinky effect, people on phones should be able to. What we really need is an app for your phone that tells you when the light is about to turn green. Gotta say, that sounds like a recipe for rear...
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    Star Trek: Starfleet Academy

    Hell I thought they were canceled after 1. now I'm worried next year they'll be telling us it's only getting 3 years but that's because the first 3 seasons were in the can before they started airing season 1.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    scientologist and amish, then. Scientamish? Amitologist?
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    i need to avoid phone verification on discord

    What's the phone book for?
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    By all accounts the two talk often. Matt does some things specifically to fuck with Jeff. He has also killed off characters because he doesn't like how Jeff voices them. I heard an interview with both of them where they said Jeff asks Matt specific questions and gets his input on voices. So...
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    i need to avoid phone verification on discord

    WTF makes him think brahama will help?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Are you mormon? My mormon boddies in Jr high and high school had that setup. We called them mormon-mobiles.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Why was Jim Breuer playing for the NFL team?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Interesting question. I don't remember years, but my mom had an orange camaro for a while (probably late 70's, it was ugly on many levels but it was the first car I got to drive in the school parking lot), and later a Cadillac. She worked for a bank and she often got to drive around repos they...
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I can't go back and read what was going on at all those points other than the first one, and for that I will point out that there is no indication the players are hearing that. Sort of like when a chapter opens with time till level collapse. They don't need that, I think it's in their headsup...
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    If I was a narrator, I would read that characters lines like slowpoke rodriguez. Speedy Gonzales's cousin.
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    RIP Chuck Norris

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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    LibreOffice works great for me. I have to use that 365 bullshit at work so I know first hand LibreOffice is better.
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    i need to avoid phone verification on discord

    I had one server ask for this so far and I found a good work around. If you right click on the server on the left side, and click the option all the way at the bottom, you don't have to do the verification.
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    This Year's AssHat Is....

    Some of us fling shit purely for the love of flinging shit.
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    Dating

    Sounds like I need to get on your level.
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    Dating

    Just gotta fuck the crazy out of them. EZPZ
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    This Year's AssHat Is....

    I never heard his voice. How severe was the retardation? Wouldn't be surprised if he was like special Ed from crank Yankers.
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    This Year's AssHat Is....

    I'm going to tell you a secret and you have to promise to never tell anyone else. I scrolled past most of eraser's posts.
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    Mugshawtys

    Yup. I was going to say I'd be poking holes in condoms. But I bet a girl like that doesn't like condoms.
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    This Year's AssHat Is....

    The joke is that they are alts. In truth eraser is folers bully and fokler, being mildly retarded, has some kind of stockholmish affection towards him. He tried to form that bond with me in pms, that's when I realized he was actually tarded and decided to leave him alone. Eraser isn't the...
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    Mugshawtys

    Another one that doesn't need any fixing.
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    This Year's AssHat Is....

    We give him a lot of shit, but I really do think he is retarded.
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    The D&D thread

    If you're the DM that's your call. I just want to try this virtual D&D stuff. The main thing I'm worried about is that I like to roll my dice, and I bet roll20 makes you roll them virtually. But we'll see how it goes.
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    The D&D thread

    aight. i made a roll 20 account
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    This Year's AssHat Is....

    I missed all that. Leave and go where?
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    Scream 7 (2026)

    Is this franchise a comedy now? I think Scary Movie handles the concept better.
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    The D&D thread

    Can we play remotely somehow?