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Pretty slick way for the owners to get the fans on their side. Bring on the scab refs!

Excellent marketing opportunity if they give him a good number. Like 88 or 14.

I've already forgotten about it 3 times. #4 is going to be tough because this is the first time I saw the picture. Thanks, asshole.

It is an odd question from someone who thinks they don't want kids. If you really didn't want one, there's nothing to ask because you would be getting an appt as soon as you got the positive test. If I'm reading this right, he has visited you multiple times. Have you ever visited him? I...

I was taking a dump earlier. The guy in the next stall was on the phone trying to get a loan. I almost felt bad for the courtesy flushes, but they had to be done.

On the first read I swore this said Trash Panda

she expressed a willingness to learn to cook. Besides, how hard could crunchwraps be? Absolute morons make them all day every day. She can't even manage crunchwrap supremes?

Two guys are out driving. They come upon a red light and the driver blows right through it. The passenger goes "WHAT THE FUCK MAN, THAT WAS RED!" The driver goes "My cousin taught me to drive and he blows through red lights, so I do too" Then they came upon a light that was red and had 2...

Aside from how wrong you are about it being good defensive driving practice to be wary in intersections. Around here, excessive display of acceleration in an intersection is a ticketable offense. It's actually ticketable even if not in an intersection, but they're stricter about it in...

I've actually started sitting at lights even longer since you brought this up. You guys are literally arguing against defensive driving. Crawl up the ass of the person in front of you. Don't be the least bit wary of people running red lights. What other time saving tips do you have? Stop...

There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single...

I guess a coping saw is a thing? Whatever but it reminds me of an old joke Guy goes into a hardware store asking for a flat bastard file. The clerk is new and she gets upset at the customer and tells him he shouldn't be using that sort of language even if this is a hardware store. As she's...

Cad is apparently taking a shower at stop lights. If he can shut off the water and avoid the slinky effect, people on phones should be able to. What we really need is an app for your phone that tells you when the light is about to turn green. Gotta say, that sounds like a recipe for rear...

Hell I thought they were canceled after 1. now I'm worried next year they'll be telling us it's only getting 3 years but that's because the first 3 seasons were in the can before they started airing season 1.

scientologist and amish, then. Scientamish? Amitologist?

What's the phone book for?

By all accounts the two talk often. Matt does some things specifically to fuck with Jeff. He has also killed off characters because he doesn't like how Jeff voices them. I heard an interview with both of them where they said Jeff asks Matt specific questions and gets his input on voices. So...

WTF makes him think brahama will help?

Are you mormon? My mormon boddies in Jr high and high school had that setup. We called them mormon-mobiles.

Why was Jim Breuer playing for the NFL team?

Interesting question. I don't remember years, but my mom had an orange camaro for a while (probably late 70's, it was ugly on many levels but it was the first car I got to drive in the school parking lot), and later a Cadillac. She worked for a bank and she often got to drive around repos they...

I can't go back and read what was going on at all those points other than the first one, and for that I will point out that there is no indication the players are hearing that. Sort of like when a chapter opens with time till level collapse. They don't need that, I think it's in their headsup...

If I was a narrator, I would read that characters lines like slowpoke rodriguez. Speedy Gonzales's cousin.

LibreOffice works great for me. I have to use that 365 bullshit at work so I know first hand LibreOffice is better.

I had one server ask for this so far and I found a good work around. If you right click on the server on the left side, and click the option all the way at the bottom, you don't have to do the verification.

Some of us fling shit purely for the love of flinging shit.

Sounds like I need to get on your level.

Just gotta fuck the crazy out of them. EZPZ

I never heard his voice. How severe was the retardation? Wouldn't be surprised if he was like special Ed from crank Yankers.

I'm going to tell you a secret and you have to promise to never tell anyone else. I scrolled past most of eraser's posts.

Yup. I was going to say I'd be poking holes in condoms. But I bet a girl like that doesn't like condoms.

The joke is that they are alts. In truth eraser is folers bully and fokler, being mildly retarded, has some kind of stockholmish affection towards him. He tried to form that bond with me in pms, that's when I realized he was actually tarded and decided to leave him alone. Eraser isn't the...

Another one that doesn't need any fixing.

We give him a lot of shit, but I really do think he is retarded.

If you're the DM that's your call. I just want to try this virtual D&D stuff. The main thing I'm worried about is that I like to roll my dice, and I bet roll20 makes you roll them virtually. But we'll see how it goes.

aight. i made a roll 20 account

I missed all that. Leave and go where?

Is this franchise a comedy now? I think Scary Movie handles the concept better.

Can we play remotely somehow?