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  1. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    And Fisher will do his usual troll maneuver of winning within the division and losing everywhere else. It is known.
  2. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Because he managed to make it to a couple Conference Championships with Buttfumble as his QB. Really, outside of Revis, Ryan had jack shit to work with for talent. Chip got to break the bank with his roster moves and the end result was the Eagles epic face plant, despite all the raw talent he...
  3. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    John Fox, for one.
  4. Phazael

    The Higher Education Thread: Justify Poor Life Choices

    Once this thread gets on track can we clip all the Mist bashing and add it to her personal pity party in the Shaw? This is actually a pretty good topic for discussion.
  5. Phazael

    No Man's Sky

    If you played 70 hours, there is no way you should get a refund. You know if you hate or like a game after six hours in most cases.
  6. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Coach McFatty is doing his usual sloppy as shit work with the offense. If this is how our first team plays against the niners, then we are going to do worse than last year. Maybe McCarthy will get canned before he squanders the rest of Rodgers career.
  7. Phazael

    Dark Souls 1, 2, and 3...

    Aldrich is a pain if your build is hybrid at all, thanks to the fucking ludicrous magic and fire resists that cunt has. Pure mele builds trash him pretty decisively. Nameless King is sort of similar, but there are ways to make that fight much easier if you know them. Still my favorite fight...
  8. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Suprising lack of fallout from the Black Linebacker ghostbuster having her phone hacked. Milo actually made a classy post about it, extending sympathy. That of course depends on believing Milo has human empathy, which I am uncertain of.
  9. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You have been to this forum before, right? Photoshop + cocks = infinite possiblities
  10. Phazael

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Yeah had to put him on ignore. First person I have ever had to do that purely for shitposting reasons. The other two or three are there for relentless arguing in bad faith. Achievement unlocked I guess? Oblig:
  11. Phazael

    What are your top 5 funniest movies?

    Animal House 1941 Deadpool Blazing Saddles Snatch
  12. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, to be fair, he also does some shitty things and is fairly blasé about doing them. Posting RL pics of his kids, leaving them off insurance to save some money, defrauding the government, and such. I often make the mistake of forgetting that he is from AZ and all the white trash from...
  13. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    The Misty Bean? Play Misty for Me? Two Beans, One Cup? There is a lot of potential there....
  14. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    I said its one thing that affects all others. And its an easy one to fix. Self loathing mopey shits like you have to start small and build some self esteem before you can tackle the bigger problems.
  15. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Its impeding your ability to make new friends and communicate with people. It might not seem like a big deal, but all of your other bullshit is being affected by it on some level, whether you realize it or not.
  16. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Yeah there has to be some art house coffee shop that's open late where you can do some kind of late night poetry slam for the man hating dykes that hang out there. Stop making excuses and find a place to speak in public. Or go on being lonely, miserable, and blaming the world. Either way...
  17. Phazael

    No Man's Sky

    I am likely getting a different experience of this. I play it on a 60" TV with a really nice surround sound system in my livingroom. Its very immersive for me and I like it in the same way I loved Starflight back in the day. I can understand people not liking it, particularly people used to...
  18. Phazael

    Draegan sold rerolled to Brad McQuaid for $160k

    Jesus, you are still chasing that dragon Tyen? Surprised your dick isn't out in that picture.....
  19. Phazael

    No Man's Sky

    I like the game for what it is, but the ADD generation that were expecting Destiny meets CoD were never going to get what they were after here. This is a sit down and chill while you explore game, made to be picked up and played in small doses. I get that people feel lied to, but its still a...
  20. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Given Mist's self loathing history, I think I would rather hear my grandmother talk about munching carpet than listen to Mist recount her brief sessions of "pain the fence" with whatever boyish looking pretzel anime waifu's snizz. Unless you want to hear about cringe worthy awkward scissoring...
  21. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    In his squad car, as I recall. The muff diving thing is just him being a trooper, as far as I am concerned. You guys who grew up post 70s don't know how good you have it with this bald as shit trend.
  22. Phazael

    Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

    "I pledge not to do something until its relevant. And I am the person who decides if it is relevant."
  23. Phazael

    Real Time with Bill Maher

    Yeah if WW3 happens, its far more likely to be due to the interventionist who takes Saudi blood money than the isolationist capitalist guy. As for Real Time, I generally like it but this particular election cycle Maher is letting his personal feud with Trump overtake his normal skepticism...
  24. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Agree with the first point. Its pretty much just a sub header of the whole "Don't stick your dick in the crazy" rule. Second point is horse shit and the sort of thing I would expect a vapid self centered person to say. The younger ones who had an "oops" and clearly are looking for the next...
  25. Phazael

    Eric Andre Show S4

    Yeah he is as close as we will ever get to having another Andy Kaufman.
  26. Phazael

    Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

    Absolutely. The issue is that the actual institutions that due this shit are never allowed to go tits up like they should. The people who they prey on? Not so much. Its the very definition of corporate welfare. Outside of some middle men who where tossed under the bus, no one who drove the...
  27. Phazael

    Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

    Actually both sides had a role in the distraction game. Thank Saint Ronnie for starting the entire greed as a virtue culture with all of the deregulation crap he started. Every president on both sides of the isle has kept that ball rolling and anyone who opposed it (Feingold and McCain) either...
  28. Phazael

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Yeah, I dig your posts Hodj. You and Lithose are two sides of the same well read OCD coin, but I admit if Moon Bat was actually you I would have seriously considered calling the psyche ward for your own good. I've known coke heads with less energy than you.
  29. Phazael

    What classic childhood movie would you like to be bastardized and remade by current hollywood.

    Couple movies I would love to see remade, but Hollywood would most likely fuck them up: Night of the Comet, Rock and Rule, A Boy and his Dog, Force 10 from Navarone, or Logan's Run. A lot of the suggestions in this thread are pretty decent, too. I think the key ingredient to a good remake is...
  30. Phazael

    No Man's Sky

    Yeah you either will really love this game or hate it. No middle ground. If you like relaxed immersion type experiences, it's probably the best thought out game I have seen since Star Flight. People expecting PvP twitch story hand holding are going to hate it.
  31. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    Yeah no way will I touch AoS or 9th. AoS is basically 40k for toddlers, with or without points. 9th age has all the issues of 8th edition with an extra layer of complication and euro bias in it. I tried 9th but it felt like Star Trek Erotic Fan Fiction version of WHF. I like kings entirely...
  32. Phazael

    28mm Miniature Tabletop Wargaming Thread

    Leaving for Houston tomorrow for a Kings of War event with my TX pals. I would post shots of my army, but I am too lazy to get image hosting at the moment.
  33. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I actually think the NFC Least is the biggest question mark of the season, even more than the AFC West. Ordinarily when the entire division is shit and they have just had a bad year, the Giants are set to do their Wild Card into the Superbowl comedy routine. But that was under Coughlin, who...
  34. Phazael

    lol Ravvenn

    I guess we all just assumed that with that nose you could pretend to be jewish and get a bank teller job.
  35. Phazael

    Internet's from the Past.

  36. Phazael

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Before it's too late to do this for future mockery: AFC Cheatriots Pittsburgh Colts Kc WC -. Raiders, Buffalo NFC Dallas Green bay Carolina Seattle WC - Arizona, Vikings I think that the Packers have a shot this year, not because we are better but due to everyone else getting worse, but we cut...
  37. Phazael

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    "Did he begin to lose his voice after two hours or this is the woman definition of yelling where he instructed you how to not fuck up next time?" Given how predisposed to hyperbole Mist is, I am pretty sure Picasso hit a bull's-eye with this one.
  38. Phazael

    lol Ravvenn

    Yeah post dick chop Fred Flintstone is not a good look.
  39. Phazael

    lol Ravvenn

    So Nosebeasts leet haxor skills basically come down to knowing goblin cock's facebook page and sifting through his friend list?