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  1. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    This is where we're at now. We've always used agile development but in a bubble from the rest of the company. Now they're mandating a standard scrum initiative over the entire company, and it's nothing but bloat upon bloat. I've been pretty vocal about how much added work this is adding but...
  2. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    As TJT said. And the company is doing a big push to standardize development across the company. Now if you know what my company makes and the size it is, you know how laughable that is. Also $$$. They paid an extreme amount of money for this.
  3. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    I got diagnosed first via just general exam but they had to put the dye in me to really check the vessels. That sucked ass
  4. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I actually stopped using the windsurf IDE today because it was so bad and went back to vanilla VSCode. Told my boss the company can shove it . From what I heard Google tried to buy windsurf, then instead just poached the founders and left the shell of a company
  5. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We got a developers survey today which just went to show how out of touch our company is with what I do. One of the questions was about how long it takes to go turn around a code change and test it, options were something like 10s, 30s, 60s, 2 min, 5 min and that was it. Our build takes more...
  6. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    She's got a fuckin eyebrow slit and colored contacts. Opinion invalid.
  7. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Good luck brother. Having eye issues myself.
  8. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    This from the betes or just something else fuckin with you?
  9. Noodleface

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    Truth Social
  10. Noodleface

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    I dunno... Might be a big deal. https://adguard.com/en/blog/discord-age-verification-id-hack-vpn.html
  11. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    You ain't wrong, but initially diagnosed 6 months ago and started treatment with no issues in my left eye. 6 months later with a lower a1c and down about 20 pounds and here we are. Just a kick in the pants.
  12. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    I like playing my Les Paul but I'll.be honest when I hold it I don't feel like I'm playing a $4-5k guitar. When I play my esp, it feels líke it's a better built guitar overall. I wouldn't mind giving another 24.75 scale guitar a shot one day. Also one of my favorite guitars is my Ibanez with...
  13. Noodleface

    Pluribus

    My guess is that dude who I can't even remember his name now figured out how to wake people up
  14. Noodleface

    Twitch.tv

    God that made my balls suck into my body and I winced
  15. Noodleface

    Pluribus

    I love vince Gilligan, but after the pilot this show really went downhill and nothing fuckin happened. I mean it's cool to see Carol go literally full circle but by the end I was super bored.
  16. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Yeah what they had at launch was a great way to handle skins. Too bad they fucked it with the artist formerly known as overwatch 2. I have no reason to play this over rivals until they completely unfuck the whole thing. Set it back to 6v6, get rid of role queue, and let us blast.
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Only retards are going to private schools with that much tuition.
  18. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Thanks brother. I got the a1c late last night so really my eyes are just something I have to deal with I guess. Eye doctor was giving me a lot of shit that my diabetes must be massively uncontrolled, my a1c is probably super high now, and I need to go to the doctor more often. I understand he...
  19. Noodleface

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    Man act 1 and 2 are peak crpg gaming. Act 3 is meh but still good
  20. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Feeling slightly depressed My glucose has never been better. I'm routinely around 110-130 fasting and 2 hours post meal im anywhere from 130-150 unless I eat something horrid like pizza. Down 21 pounds as of today and broke the 210 barrier and hit 209 pounds. Haven't been this low since...
  21. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Don't worry, I made it exactly 2 years in defense and will never go back. Worst job I've ever worked, and I worked at burger king before
  22. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    In case of emergency, break cat glass
  23. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    I don't really love the scale on my Les Paul but I know a lot of people love shortscale. Nice guitar.
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    JRPGs

    Although XC3 sucked, I still love this series
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    Parent Thread

    I wish. It was a fat chick
  26. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Didn't matter. I still met strangers I met online. Even had sex with a chick that way. Luckily for me it was actually a chick and not some old dude
  27. Noodleface

    Nintendo Switch (previously NX)

    Steamdeck without any grips also feels superior in my hands than the flat switch 2
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    Parent Thread

    Yeah I mean this is no different than the Internet we all grew up on, just kids these days are super trusting. And like it was said, shooting fish in a barrel because it's all kids. No adult is playing Roblox to play Roblox. I've watched my kids play it and it is all retarded brain rot.
  29. Noodleface

    The Metal Thread

    Who gives a shit it's good for an underrepresented genre
  30. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    This sounds like something that unfortunately agile solves. There shouldn't be unprompted duct tape projects, it should all be planned. That said... We do it all the time.
  31. Noodleface

    Ashes of Creation

    People that pay for crowdfunding games really have trisomy I swear to Christ
  32. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I have tons of tickets in my name but my management does not give a shit about that. I mean, my manager has told me how great I'm doing so I'm not worried... Just kind of a rhetorical question. Most of the code I write now is fixing things with long debug sessions resulting in a single line...
  33. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Have my EOY convo coming Monday. Expecting all good things from my boss but it made me question something in my head. You guys that don't write much code anymore, how do you measure your productivity? I feel like quantifying what I do is impossible And it makes me wonder what others think of...
  34. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    This is great! Hiring is such a shit show right now, I'm glad you found something after all the other shit you dealt with recently
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    Parent Thread

    Biiiig Patrick swayze superfans
  36. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I actually honestly have no idea what he's arguing for or against at this point. It's just verbal diarrhea
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    Twitch.tv

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    Parent Thread

    Last night something amazing happened. I took my kids and my wife to see Ghost. We all love ghost, but me and my youngest are super fans. It was kind of surreal because music has always been a major part of my life, so being able to share that with my kids was amazing. It was their first...
  39. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Well... Some of it sure feels like it.
  40. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Yeah I mean being diabetic my fasting glucose is higher than that. When it swings that low I definitely feel it - usually I get light headed, little cold sweats and my mind immediately switches to 'must engorge on food to survive.' When it happens during the day I just eat a banana or something...