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I don't know anything about any of these retarded streamers, but I'd just like to take a moment to say that "Stivitybobo" has got to be, hands down and without a doubt, the dumbest fucking name I've ever heard in my entire life.

And the uncanny valley of gameplay grows ever deeper. Can't wait to explore this exciting, hyper-immersive future as the same decades-old camera on a stick driven by a D-pad and some buttons.

Makes sense that a fur suit instructional vid would be popular among the Emirati when you consider their other degenerate pastimes like shitting on the chests of foreign hookers.

Because Elon Musk built his empire by sitting in front of a webcam playing videogames, huh.

Kinda hard to feel sympathy for someone repeatedly choosing to place themselves into an environment which they already knew from past experience worsens their underlying problems.

Blizzard pretending to give a shit by cracking down is just a means to earn them more subs (additional accounts to circumvent caps) while putting on a show for all their disheartened little toadies. That's about as cold-hearted, bottom-line as it gets.

For over 15 years now, retards have assumed that WoW can be dethroned simply by making a better version of it because they don't realize that, for better or worse, WoW is the apotheosis of the entire genre. This belief is tragically comic and akin to the mistaken notion that a system can be...

Bitch please...

Hitching or not, that gameplay is dogshit.

HOAX GAME!!!

You took it up the rear admirably alright.

Blasphemer.

Might as well be the tagline for 99% of the shit out there.

Why, so they can just close up shop again like the cheese-eating surrender monkeys they are?

Nostalrius was 5 years ago. The last big pserver (LH Northdale) had higher concurrent and no queues even on launch. Other technical issues were at least transient instead of built-in a la leeway and spell batching.

The Horde, came out on 3DO first.

From the sound of your mewling it never left your ass.

Blizzard didn't make that video, retards.

Yeah, totally plausible that many people caught it months ago, as the most densely populated hubs in the country are only now having a problem with it. jerkoff.gif

The sequel (god forbid) entering production.

It's more pity than hate, and if you were capable of feeling either then you wouldn't be so quick to excuse someone who celebrates living in self-imposed squalor.

If some deranged fan were to murder this guy I'd consider it a mercy killing.

Nov. 2001 https://wiki.project1999.com/Project_M

Only if by "better" you mean higher poly count and texture resolution; by every other measure that actually matters they don't surpass EQ, let alone WoW. In screenshots, Pantheon has that generic plastic quality typical of indie efforts trying to rival those of the big studios (even the latter...

EQEmu is useless for doing anything but running a private EQ server. It'd take more time and effort to tear out all the EQ-specific functionality and retrofit it for your purposes than to just write an ad hoc server from scratch (or employ one of the many off-the-shelf networking solutions...

In other words, not in our lifetime.

Special-case rules and mechanics at every turn really make for one cohesive, immersive world huh.

Blind leading the blind. At least no one will damage their eyes gazing upon the brilliant future that awaits.

So like Second Life but...worse. Thanks for the nightmares.

At best they're just dogs fighting over stale crumbs fallen from the master's table. The pie is a lie until you bake your own.

EQ went from concept to release in less than three years.

Probably because it's easier to make and sell a docudrama than something actually informative.

It's the refuge of every shit comedian. They crawl backwards into it whenever they catch too much flak, just like this schmohawk Shaffir did after offending the disciples of Black Jesus.

Hearing the same randomly selected, canned remarks punctuating every other action for hours on end seems a surefire way to increase immersion. This trend of pretending at Hollywood was the worst thing that ever happened to videogames, and one that'll probably never end because advancing...

Haven't played an action game or RPG released in the last 15+ years, so I'm curious to know when ceaseless retarded banter between characters as exhibited in the FF7 remake became the norm.