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I thought the episode was "ok", but as usual, it takes a lot of shutting your brain off to enjoy. That whiny dude was one of the kids from Empire Records!

a_skeleton_03 is showing high levels of sodium. He should probably be readmitted back into the doc's program.

No.

I also only have a basil plant. Once I'm out of my townhouse and have an actual yard, I'd like to grow all kinds of veggies and herbs.

wormie went dark at just the right moment.

We need lesbians who actually sleep with other lesbians.

No, her great grandpa just used to whip blacks back in the 40's.

If you smell a divorce coming, hire a hitman. That always works.

I would definitely be ok with that.

I go to the gym on my lunch break, so I have to eat a lunch when I get back. No way I could skip lunch, even if dinner made me cream my pants.

Prometheus.

I never eat cereal any more, but I like it. Calling it shit-tier is something only a super tasting faggot would find acceptable! The last year or so, I've skipped breakfast altogether and just been doing coffee. It was tough at first, but I find fasting in the morning is easier than eating...

You triggered, bro?

Thanks, man. Check out this homemade candle I made.

Nothing but mod prejudice.

Pop ups disabled maybe?

^ lulz. Even unicorns have to have a few faults.

Wakandan, I ain't dumb.

Sorry, I forgot I was dealing with humorless hodj. I was being sarcastic. My solution remains the same as it always has been. Do nothing.

I say we ban the top 5 posters in this thread.

I watched that movie with my girlfriend on the one night of the year that I let her pick the movie to watch. Nowthatis love.

That big storm didn't necessarily pass over the other MAV. It was just in his way to getting to it.

I hope you're being sarcastic. Love is about 10% of what makes a good relationship.

Also make it easier to get a less annoying gf.

Maybe I misread the "I haven't really been working" part. Does that mean you weren't working to begin with when you told her you stopped working? That doesn't sound quite as pants-on-head retarded to me.

Uhh...wtf is wrong with you? You stopped working to make your girlfriend feel better about her own inadequacies?

Eating the worms is probably more healthy than eating the Wendy's.

I just like mac n cheese. I'll take the box, Velveeta, baked in an oven, off a stripper's asshole. Whatever.

The Google says yes.

It was a historically bad dust storm, of which they have never seen the likes of. I just made that up, but that theory makes it sound better.

He may even be an apprentice dev.

Cereal is easy and quick, which is exactly what a lot of people need at 7am.

He's exactly how I expected an atheist youtuber to look.

I know your hipster veggie-burger eating ass isn't calling us queers! I will sous vide your entire family tree.

Yeah, I have you pegged as more of a fabulous taster, not a super taster.

Hot. I ordered my girl this one:

Even without these types of insecurity, if you're a successful and well-off business owner about to marry a broke student...get a prenup.

Just ignore him, hodj. Even toilets deserve a voice.

You don't have your facts straight. Numbers suggested something about Tuco's kid being aborted or something like that. I don't remember TJ Lazer's ban.