Search results

Dope.

So beta.

Hotel? Meeting halfway?

I don't think most people do this because I had no idea that was even an option. I'd still rather have the Jalapeno Double anyway.

Nervous about what? Premature ejaculation? If that happens just eat her pussy until your hard again. Then take her back to poundtown.

Braise them in coca cola

I want your sour pale ale.

More likely she got fucked in the ass by some other dude(s) and realized she loved it. But don't let that bother you because who the fuck cares, you're gettin some ass play.

http://pitbullregistry.com/Pit%20Bul...tification.php Pits for Patriots - Not just saving one lifebut two

All we need is a little saliva to get it started and then it takes care of itself after that. Some women won't lubricate nearly as much as others, just like some women's vaginas get way wetter than other women. But you think what you want about my dick, it's nice to know I'm on your mind...

You're wrong Zaara. It produces lubrication both during sex (and during arousal, if the body is used to it) and when actually taking a shit to help pass the log. You can look it up. It's actual science. If you think it doesn't you're pretty fucking stupid.

And at least once a month there's a good chance those are service dogs. You're whinier than a bitch. Hah!

I may have a small dick, but at least I'm ugly.

I said "maybe". What a buncha nerds.

^ This fuckin' guy.

Butt balm, obviously. I don't know, maybe you just have a way bigger dick than me. But in my experience, the women who do it often don't need lube.

That's not true. I've been with women that didn't need lube. Don't forget the female body self lubricates pretty well, including the butt. In fact my current girlfriend and I have never used lube, and she loves anal.

Oh look at that. It's Dip AND Squeeze. Fucking brilliant. We should blame Brutul and all of Montana for making that fail. It's like hot ice, it's the best of both worlds!

I like corn dogs.

You guys sure this wasn't Captain America? Hackin this shit for Marvel to get Spider-Man back?

a_skeleton_03, PTSD is a terrible thing and I am not mocking suicide or making light of it at all. I was telling him to be a little more reasonable because he's making decisions that could affect his well being. You're going way over the top here. You hit it yourself when you said "they can...

You're talking about women that actively have anal sex, love it, and do it frequently and then comparing that to a woman who was married for years, and never did it with her own husband and therefore probably never did it. You can't just fuck a woman who's never had anal in the ass just like...

I see what you're saying, but Onoes doesn't strike me as a person who hides his emotions. He's clearly the opposite and if he's just acting he should move to Hollywood. What I said is hardly pedantic. I have first hand experience with suicide since my brother tried to kill himself and I was the...

How dare you beat me at my own game.

People don't just wake up one day and decide to kill themselves. That's something they think about for quite some time before they actually do it. It's almost entirely not an act of "passion".

That's what we were all implying. I fear for our domestic flights over Ohio.... Although the other guys didn't just stick it in most likely. You should probably try having anal with a girl who's never done it before Antarius. Put some KY on a plate or something if it makes you feel more in...

This chair actually is a lot more comfortable than my last one. What should I do with my extra $480? I could probably fly to Cleveland and get Antarius to set me up with a hooker for that kinda money.

I can't imagine "aquariums" being anything but an impulse buy. They're fish tanks to the rest of us, and a minor distraction.

Literally every other dipping sauce besides mayo, and taco bell sauces come in packaging like that. So why wouldn't ketchup? But I actually already know the answer. Ketchup isn't just a dipping sauce. People pour it all over their burgers too, and it's a lot easier to do that with the...

Is that why she left you?

Accuracy is overrated, bitches love it when you "miss" into their ass

I have never seen one of those. They must have been a target marketing thing that never panned out. How did that not pan out? It makes so much sense!

Onoes, I think you're kind of a fool in many different ways. And I can't tell if you're kidding yourself or really are just happy, but if you are as happy as you seem I have to hand it to you. Just try not to get yourself into a situation you can't get out of. Up til this point you've had some...

Just got this chair for $120 because it was a floor model and had a scratch on one of the armrest. Take that Herman Miller you piece of shit! Tempur-Pedic

That guy is a genius. He is everything he's making fun of and he knows it. And he knows he can make money by YouTubing himself since he has a good sense of humor about it. Brilliant.

They are actually quite comfortable, but no more comfortable than the $100 mesh chairs I've sat in

Garlic Tzatziki? I've only been to a handful of shawarma places and always got a Gyro so what the hell do I know anyway.

Good god almighty...

A lot of you guys must have dated some prude, uptight women. I can't even count how many times I've been asked by a woman to put it in her butt. Here's the real question though cabbit, was she into anal when the two of you were together? Or is that a new development?

I'm pretty sure that's Tzatziki, which is really nothing at all like Mayo.