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This episode creampied me in the best way.

I thought Brady was the GOAT that carried his team of nobodies to Superbowl after Superbowl?!?!?

GIGLI COST $76 MILLION? HOW?

Andy is Andying at Pro levels. Ron's brothers made me laffle.

Wesley Snipes could play Blade for the next 20 years probably. Black don't crack. Blade 1 was probably the best Marvel movie to ever come out until Iron Man.

Two names being thrown around for Spiderman already. One is the Percy Jackson kid and the other is Maze Runner kid. Percy Jackson kid might be okay. I'm going to still go with Donald Glover with my vote, but a black Spiderman would BLOW PEOPLE'S MINDS!!!!! It'd be pretty awesome if GoTG...

I mean I agree. It's like the people in Halo who would shout "GIVE ME SNIPER" as soon as it started because that's all they do. I was just suggesting what I've found the literal fastest way to gain money is. It's actually fairly challenging as a pilot because 70% of the time you don't know...

When you wipe and it's just blood? That's a "Charmin Rose". Could be skin tags in the butthole or hemorrhoids (which after healing can form skin tags). Sometimes gives your poops those sweet red racing stripes.

Get a good chopper pilot in Hot Wire on Dust Bowl. If he's got upgraded guns and you're a repairer you can really rack up the score if the other team's not smart enough to stinger you down. My friend broke the 20k game score doing that while I was piloting. As the pilot I only got like 6k the...

I was a 'meh' on this movie. Until I saw it was rated R. Now I'm DTW.

Tried to 2 man the HM Crota cheez last night for probably an hour and a half at least. Haven't got it yet. There's a 'sweet spot' for DCing that is honestly in the 250ms range, I think. Pretty fucking limited. I'm glad it's that hard for a cheez though.

Better Life Through Chemistry: 7/10 Was funny at points. Olivia Wilde was in it, but wayyyyy too clothed. Sam Rockwell definitely had some great moments in it.

Well, it's white cheddar, a ranch sauce (I never noticed it and I've eaten probably 50 of these), jalapenos, and fried onions. Probably worth $1.25. Honestly I'll still buy two for $5.50, it was just so much sweeter when I could've almost had three at that price.

Jalapeno Doubles are now $2.75. Sad it's not $2 anymore, but if that's the price they need to make it permanent, so be it. Hell of a ride while it lasted, though.

The bans in this game are supposedly hardware rather than IP or account. I'm sure real codedorks can figure out a way around it, but the teenagers downloading these programs from ownedcore or whatever the fuck sure as fuck won't know how. Until one of the true neckbeard redpillers gives them a...

Yeah, that's about what I imagine hackers are like. ~19 and probably the pride of Florida's Public School systems. That is to say, pretty unintellectual. Edit: Pretty funny he has to switch servers because another hacker kills him.

Bachelor Chow!

I finally ate a porterhouse at St. Elmo's, the place Ron goes when Mulligan's is closed down. It was good, but certainly not worth $85. But the feeling of me and the fictional Ron Swanson sharing that moment was worth, I'd say, $25-35.

Con Air.

I don't know? Feels great? I mean that's a Boston, Brady-brogurt-gargling newspaper so I don't think much of it. I honestly read the title and first 3 sentences. I hope it talks about how Irsay has a drug problem otherwise it sounds like it'd be "OH THEY DONE TATTLED ON US AND WE DIDN'T DO...

I found a dude named FirstPersonLegolas who just ran around bowing people. We fought, then a bear chased him, then I found him again, then we bro'd out until gunners murdered us.

I'd have to propose Chili Verde flavor. THINK ABOUT IT! Then you could use them to make ultimate nachos.

I wonder if this game will ever have 'grouping' or 'guilding'. It makes it a lot more fun, but would also almost entirely defeat the point. I honestly just want to be able to see people in my "group's" nameplates constantly so I don't fucking shotgun them. Especially when there's a gaggle of...

I'd say either McRib season or Burger King BOGO coupon season (February!!!!) are the best ones for me.

It's awesome. I wonder if this is hinting at the fact that Charlie's really the one that's always had his shit together the most and just has quirks. He has increasingly become 'the smart one' in the last few seasons, but the gang just dismisses him because he kills rats as a job. One of the...

"I want to look like my favorite Marvel character!" "Oh, cool! Is he like an alien hero trying to save his planet? Or like a demon who fights for good? Or is he just like a regular looking Avenger dude?" "No. He's a Nazi who looks like he has no skin on his head and he's trying to destroy...

A car with two repairers is basically godmode. Especially with the perk for fast repair and if they're smart and stay inside while repairing so they don't get murdified by random shooters. Honestly the best part of this game is rolling MarioKart style with a HE launcher and trying to run down...

Hotwire is awesome if you go enforcer and just fucking noobtube cars as you ride around like mario kart green shells. Also camping + breach charges are pretty hilarious though incredibly pussy. Fucking helicopters on Dust Bowl are OP since no lock-on rocket that I've seen spawns there. Just...

Just buy a ticket for the back of the train.

Daredevil murder people? If so that'll help make this watchable for me. Otherwise it's like a weak Batman in my EYES. (EYES, GET IT??!?!? HE BLIIIND!)

I'm not set on Reeves HAVING to be in it, as they could just pick any awesome assassin from The Continental, but I think it'd be best if it was still John. I'd be pretty cool if they had some prequels (eventually) showing the guys who run the place in their prime before they settled down...

Anyone had any major FPS drops? Like, I'm talking 20 second slow downs of 1-5 fps? It only happened to me on Heist (I switched options and gametypes soon after) and I was on the 'recommended' settings for graphics. It happened several times a game and was super fucking annoying. I have a 570...

What's this 'wall punching' stuff?

I think this is the perfect time to do it. Nothing matters so they can really tinker with shit and push it to the limit because it's all gone soon. See if people like the gunfights a-blazin' style or the guerilla "OH SHIT ONE HAS A GUN" type style.

Hotwire and Heist pretty fun. I like it. Hotwire could be worth the purchase for me, imo. Great if you love a Halo Warthog/Twisted Metal/MarioKart mashup.

Steak N Shake started in my town (Indy) and is basically notorious for where you go when you're black out drunk and really hungry at 4am as they're open 24/7. In my late teens especially I got to see some real magical shit go down there. I've honestly never had their chili, but their shakes...

Basically every dinosaur in JP is already genetically spliced monstrosity. They just added more seasoning on this one. Ain't no different.

At least one of the scenes in the trailer had Danaerys in the pit surrounded by her Unsullied who were then surrounded by the masters or whatever. I wonder if that's the last episode and right before she gets dragon-uber'd out of there.

They MIGHT have fixed gun spawns. Then again, it might've been the server restarts. Either way had some epic 3v4v3v3v4 shit go down in Pleasant Valley.