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It's produced by the same people that did 30 Rock. People like Fey and Burditt. The jokes are very much the same with cut-aways and Jane Krakowski's character is basically a Jenna clone. I'm 7 episodes in and I'd give it a good 9/10. It'd be a 10/10 if it had swearing or nudity.

I'm doubling down on my theory that a lot of civilians are getting murdified. Especially blonde hair McRackenstein with the flower dress. Zrinka gon' die.

No man they do that to absorb energy because they're ectothermic. I'm trying to wreck my metabolism for sweet intercostal muscle definition cuz babes.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Cult girl lives in bunker for 15 years and finally gets out. It's like the Brendan Frasier movie, but good. It's on Netflix and released yesterday March 6th. If you liked 30 Rock it has a lot of the same type of humor. Prettttttyyy goood.

They're mostly for microwaving until they go full Total Recall. Then scraping them off the plate and eating their goop.

Let's totally talk about meal scheduling. I go 15 hours without eating or drinking before the gym. It's based on what crocodiles do and they're strong as fuck.

I ran here to make a joke about Mist being a playable character now, but she's already here. The disappointment.

Maybe Whedon will just show Ultron vaporizing civilians. That'd be pretty awesome. In the last Avengers you never really saw people die, just buildings crumble and people running. Maybe Iron Man doesn't save those people in the car that Cap is holding onto... I'd dig it. It'd actually be...

Andy Richter.

Also the fact they needed 5 points and Charlie would've given them 1 point a piece for the 5 they needed. Recurring theme of salvation via Charlie that is either ignored or denied.

Probably lends to the theory about Euron's alter ego.... if it's true, it'd be best revealed much later. If he's two people it'd be a derp moment in the show.

He was always the reason the Colts MIGHT not win the AFC South division. We did, but he was the one reason we might not most years.

Yogurt in the vagina is recommended by some doctors to help get the vaginal bacteria back up to snuff! Ass milk... is different.

Guys... it just hit me! Peep milk isn't for straight up drinking. It's for adding! Imagine adding that shit to a cookie mix, pound cake, or even your black coffee! WE WERE LOOKING AT IT BACKWARDS!

No this way it's better. I love especially when people in here balk at people doing cardio. "Cardio? HOWS THAT GOING TO GET YOU SWEET TRAPS, NERD?!?" Do cardio. Do it at whatever level gets you breathing hard, but not gasping. Do it a lot. Do it until you get the endorphine rush. Then as...

I think we were getting 2-5 for full clear t6 before we switched to mid 30's GR's. Much more efficient for us. I had 3 T6 full clears with 1 total legendary that soured me on full clears.

It's probably just milk that's slightly flavored like all that garbage almond and soy milk half of you are drinking anyways. I'm sure it's fine. Unless they go "WE'RE STILL CANDY WEEEEE!!!!" route and it has like 200g of sugar per carton.

I know a lot of ladies that eat it for their skin! It makes them gloowwwww!!!

So much broscience. SO MUCH!

The most efficient way to get legendaries when your DPS gets there is probably around 35ish GR's. If you're geared enough that you can clear them in under 10 minutes you're basically guaranteed ~4 legendaries (yes it's possible none drop, but unlikely) and around 200 blood shards.

Tony Stark is in Cap 3 and I still think he could die. Why? Flashbacks or some sort of "Vision inherits Stark's soul with soul gem" bullshit. Hopefully it's Hawkeye. It's definitely not Banner as he's fan favorite.

I like how:

Yeah, with Inna's 2 piece and Crudest and 2 fire allies I roll around 1.8-1.9 million dps on PTR in town. Pretty fucking sweet. But I think ditching boots for Inna's 4 piece may be the way to go because of the passive mantras bonus for all 4 mantras. Gloves/Boots/belt/chest + depth + F&R +...

I'm thinking Cap's willing to die because he doesn't fit in the modern world. Tries to die being the hero, doesn't. Widow gets fucked over due to some one else's shit, maybe Stark's (Ultron would be easiest way) which brings bad blood between them. Stark starts thinking shit needs to be...

McCafe K-cups exist now. Anyone try them?

...AND JESUS WEPT!

So Cap's not dying. My money is on Widow or Stark!

Way back in 1.0 I used to use that combo passive and roll through 3 spenders: the IAS one, the 15% damage, and the armor one. The armor one is gone, but I imagine freezing, IAS, and 15% dmg OR 5% per enemy hit one would be pretty awesome. Them adding a 7th Inna's is awesome news. That means...

Indy's definitely grabbing either AP, Brandon Marshall, or Andre Johnson. It gon' be gooooood.

Oh he's just butthurt over the Super Bowl. Got it. /thread

Yeah. So my FD is about 3900 dps non-ancient. I'm using 2 piece raiment, depth, frosty's, simplicity's strength gem, Focus/Restraint, and Spirit Guards. It's pretty fucking nuts. I know I wanted freezing damage b/c I need some sort of extra defensive element and with Fists of Thunder Wind...

Just monk tanked a 42 duo rift with DH. Get Spirit Guard bracers. Get attack speed. Get Desert Shroud. Get LoH. Use fast freezing attacks. Win. Spirit gen is 100% the build for 2.2. Working with a 4k flying dragon and I am a beast. Puts bells to shame.

I had a schizo girl once make me and the other employee have a talk with our boss and she was talking about tension between all three of us. I was like "oh, shit I'm not being nice enough to her. I should make an attempt." Then her next sentence was "I know you two are trying to destroy my...

Bisi, why won't you help defend Diazepane's civil liberties from the corrupt city of Boston?

Shotgun spawns: Apartments 2 boxes and gun Office building east side of PV 3rd story with gun and 2 boxes Shack east of PV north of church gun and 2 boxes 308 rifle spawns: On top of several roofs including apartment buildings and Kurama pharmaceuticals Pistols: DURRRRR FUCKING...

I'd argue shotgun ammo is the most abundant. In fact I can think of at least 6 static 'boxes' that spawn. Pistol ammo is most common to spawn in random places. .308 is pretty rare I think, but there are static spawns for it as well. .223 are definitely the rarest which is while police...

Medium population servers are mostly hacker free. Why? Because there's not a lot of people to fucking hassle. It's feast or famine though. Some nights we'll fight 3-4 different groups of 3+ people, sometimes we'll drive around the entire map and see nobody. High pop is instant action, but...

We blew up two bases today. One was just the front gate, which we replaced with our own. The other we just flat out blew up everything. It feels good to be bad.

So far it's still accurate.... so far.

Seconded. 9/10. Creepier than fucking Buffalo Bill.