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Also most of these party girls just got whatever they wanted so they never learned to be human beings. Same goes with bros who you see at 35+ and they're still bros and you can't figure out why. I often see the 'hottest girl from high school' and try to talk to her one on one and it's awful...

Hahaha, what the fuck. 75% sure a drunk Pat McAfee texted this to Irsay and Irsay was like "FUCK YEAH!" Wouldn't teams with decent kickers just fucking go for two every time b/c of odds?

Do SJW's really protest this game? I hope not considering the thief side yells shit like "LET'S MURDER THOSE FUCKING PIGS!" and stuff. Then again, they're not known for being reasonable when they complain about shit.

It is an image of a graph, which, by definition, is comprised of data. If they're not they're just axes.

Yeah I had to keep stopping it and restarting it about every 12 minutes.

If it fails on Fox there's probably a decent chance they'd send it there. I'd really love it if they let Forte swear it up a little. He's got a great potty mouth.

Okay now compare that data with: So women are just unreasonable, right?

Eh, Mist is kind of right. But I think a lot of you think you could've scored that sorority skeez in your heydays which some of you could and most of you probably couldn't, so you're trying to live vicariously through sweet washboard-abbed dudes who's dads own dealerships and are named Quin or...

I'm sure it'll do decent especially since it'll be PG-13. I like The Dink, Sandler, and even James. Unfortunately Sandler's movies are mostly paid vacations and James's movies are...for kids. As long as he didn't write or direct it I have faith it could be a B or B+ level movie.

That joke existed before Dice said it.

The asthma medication from when I was a kid wore most of the enamel off my teeth. I've had something like 21 cavities and 1 crown. Ain't no thing. Though the worst was getting 3 cavities filled 2 days before Easter and not being able to eat any candy because my mouth was still sensitive...

Trent Richardson to the Raiders. Why do I feel like he'll either: get arrested for something stupid off field OR start rushing for 4+ a carry.

Because your saliva breaks down food? Though, only starches... so he may be wrong there.

Snow crab. They got deep in there during the flossing shit and some came loose and it was...unpleasant.

Paget Brewster is okay. She's kinda like the Shirley straight man without the annoying kids/religion angle. Throughout the first two episodes Cheng had my laughing pretty hard, honestly. "I got bit by a cat, Deb."

Diets are religions. Some people desperately need them. Others don't. But sure as fuck don't try and push yours on every single person because that's just not how they work.

If you pay conquest 64 player it's very much like the BF's before it.

Unless you're some insecure turd who needs 22 inch biceps or cheese-grater abs. Otherwise, yes and it is awesome. I'm not joking I'd rather be dead than eat broccoli and chicken and brown rice for 2 meals a day for every day of my life. No sir.

Tracy Jordan is eccentric, though I guess you could argue all the 30 Rock characters are. Titus does everything for attention and fame. Titus dresses up LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING WEREWOLF. Will Arnett is just the power-gay character that seeps into Titus's character every once and a while like...

This. And way to pricey. It's what I call a "girlfriend fast food joint". It's the designer sunglasses of fast food.

Yeah. It doesn't make sense. This is 100% a 30 Rock sidegrade.

Fun thing to test on PTR is the new Occulus ring. Always rolls stat/attackspeed/allresist/reduced dmg from elites, but the proc is a 30-40% dmg circle chance on kill. What's REALLY interesting is currently it works if ANYONE in party kills something. Pretty amazing for zDPS people.

Jacqueline's whole back story is really funny too. The more I think about it, the more absurd and awesome it is.

She's supposed to be 'boring'. I mean she's fucking sitting on a throne in a big giant room doing public hearings and shit. It's supposed to show the downside to actual "power". Everyone thinks they'll be decreeing this and that and parading around, but if she does it right it's really...

Chips and queso, man! I love the uniform consistency and diarrhea/vomit color. No, I really do. I get it every time I'm there.

I could eat a McDouble and a McChicken for lunch for the rest of my life pretty easy. In fact that's what I ate after class 3/5 days a week in college and I still love it.

"That's going in the slide show." --- Wendell Stamps

It's to prevent people from just camping in a bush or sitting in an idle car. Edit: this was in response to the bombs in BR

My college had one of these and it had boom boxes built into the side and it'd just drive around with two dudes on it playing classic 80's pop and shit. It was awesome.

Vegas currently has us favored to win the Super Bowl. I think both vets will add and we had Reggie and Ahmad hurt last year and still went deep. Nothing but better chances with The U Two. Now we need a line.

Well PTR is lag free for me except actual server lag earlier. I took Mist's advice and turned off my in game sound and I have had 0 chop since then.

People who hate lack of drops should just play PTR since the 2000% buff is usually on. Still rankings and everything!

An Armored Core approach to Titans would've been awesome, but then you can't be getting them every 2 minutes or less because they'd be 90% of the game and Pilots would be absolutely worthless.

This nerd. Best combat to date: and I actually play games past lvl 8!

They really should just 'adapt' some of the good EU books. A rogue squadron or wraith squadron movie would be like Star Wars Guardians of the Galaxy. They even have Groot and Rocket Raccoon similes! Or I, Jedi.

The chain gun and quad rockets were, in fact, designed for infantry. I usually just ran around in a medium 40mming other titans, but when I got 2gud I started using a strider with quads or heavy with a chain gun and you can rack up the pilot kills fairly easy. Basically my buddy would watch my...

Explains why the bank merges happened last night. Also why my best solo rift was reset. 1000 Storms set doesn't seem viable to me. First of all to trigger the effect you have to use a generator. So you have 3 seconds of dashing for 500m-1billion a hit, then 1-2 seconds of downtime to reset...

Except Dallas has the defensive ability of wet paper. They're like a bizarro Colts where their run game will be very strong and their pass game heavily reliant on Dez getting open.

Murray was more a benefactor of the best O line in the game more than anything else. I'm sure he's still top 10 running back, but I wouldn't imagine top 5. Lynch, however, was a bad motherfucker who kept going while being gang tackled. He didn't have holes he made holes himself. If they...