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Did she openly admit she rode the dick carrousel for a few years and was ready to settle down? This is the kind of thing that happens when you're an attractive female on dating apps. You can be picky. This is her version of 6 feet and 6 figures. She wouldn't be wasting your time, but she...

I have thoughts on that in my draft notebook. I'll save them for the committee meeting.

Either way. We got the secondary solved. We got pass rush solved. We got pickens back on board. We got kicker locked up for the rest of the decade. We will be unstoppable next year. Is it too early to give them an A++ draft grade, or do we need to let them officially spend the rest of the...

is longhorn a put put golf park or something?

Can someone explain why the cowboys traded up 1 spot with miami? Was miami about to take downs?

bagels, english muffins, and sourdough bread are the only breads worth risking losing a foot over. I've already made that decision.

I eat them with cream cheese or butter and sometimes salt. That's it other than the times I make a breakfast sandwich out of it. But in all cases they are toasted on the inside. You can put all the seasonings you want on it, but raw is raw and you should be mocked.

Jesus Christ you just eat raw fucking bagel? Do you not have a sense of taste at all or is it just severely compromised from the aids?

Got some new bone conducting ear buds. They are blue tooth and I don't really like wireless headphones so I haven't used any before. The ear buds themselves are very nice. I can hear my podcasts well and still hear people talking around me. It's like having a radio on in the background but...

Sheeeit. I thought it was a specific company.

I didn't know that's what "red band trailer" meant.

Surprisingly, tiktok is the last bastion of literacy on the internet. Turns out the people who can read have all figured out there's nothing worth reading anymore.

Maybe her hubby is a moronic pats fan and considers it an honor to raise the illegitimate son of a pats coach. He probably leaves out which coach it is when he tells the story.

Yeah. Images like that may even be part of it.

It's not the weight. I don't know exactly what it is. It's the same ick I get when I think about getting eye surgery.

Are you familiar with ... hwatever these things are called? I don't care for headgear, so I have one of these in the house, in the garage, and in my workshop.

Doesn't appear to have been any of the actual tribes who were offended.

speaking of glasses, I recently found this old pair I had laying around. They work great for us old guys with neck problems so we can still watch our wife give us a BJ...

Probably depends on what exactly your glasses are correcting. My only eye problem is an astigmatism. I could probably wear them over my glasses. But if yours are correcting for far or near sightedness I bet it will be different. Off the top of my head, I would guess you should wear whatever...

I get irrationally pissed when I see the Cleveland Indians playing baseball. Because they're not the indians anymore. They're the fucking guardians. It's irrational because I don't even like baseball. My only link to the indians is that I loved Major League. But the "cleveland guardians" is...

https://www.firesofheaven.org/threads/rehabilitation-rules-regulations.6309/post-1109218 @lurkingdirk was prepared for this eventuality nearly 10 years ago. Found that while I was looking for the retard rehabilitation certificate I was positive I got after graduating Dr Mario's course.

I can't use a laptop on my lap. Arms are too short.

Did I say anything about my phone?

﷽ Ich will sehen, wie diese jüdische Schlampe ausrastet.

Argument invalid. You buy the passes with latinum.

Did you know that before the latest episode drop? Seems like they said it 5 times in these 2 episodes, but I don't remember hearing it at all before.

I shitpost on FoH. Which category does that fall under?

naw, but I was there this past weekend for the NRA Anal Meeting. I hate flying and it's got nothing to do with what anyone else around me is doing. If it was me you'd be complaining about why i was sweating profusely and constantly farting.

Maybe we're more like the North Sentinal Islands and bubba keeps shooting and eating any aliens who land. If they're landing in china I'm positive that's true.

If I shoot someone breaking into my home, then 'accidentally' kill them while dressing the wound, am I covered under good samaritan laws?

She's already shown she's a goer. Might as well, right? Izo will get us the butthole pics vuuxo is afraid to ask for.

What's he supposed to do? Ponder the meaning of life? Maybe he's got that shit figured out and it's "playing children's games on your phone." Out of curiosity, how did his passtime become your business?

redux means something is being brought back. So when he said "crazy dental lady redux" he was saying he knew it was old. Granted, that could also mean she got in trouble again, but in this case he apparently he just thought the hippy's commentary was better than the cops.

First panel needs to say Dungeon Daddy instead of AI

I'm going to donate per pic. Just saw there are 4 so I gotta go make it right.

Nobody likes melodrama

Oh, they would SAY that. They just wouldn't mean it.

Sounds like the crap I went through when I was a Nielsen family. They never paid much, just a few hundo in a year. But at the end of the second year it was enough to need a 1099. I had the same problem where when I entered it into TaxAct it seemed to think I was a business and wanted a...

Thanks for the tip. It was a tip for gofundme. Those fucks. As if they're not taking a cut already.

I backed it. Got the Core rules for the RPG and added on mordecai minis. I also reserved so I have both D2s coming. Unstoppable is a card game so it's probably gay as hell. Glad they let me just back one of them. They're at 5.2 million now with 21,336 people. That's an average of...