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  1. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    There was no shove, just his arm extending as he ran away. You have a right to put your body into position to catch the ball and make your moves. If the guy hadn't done a flop there would be no call. The NFL needs to figure out a way to stop that flopping bullshit before it gets popular. If...
  2. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    This is what I was worried about with McCarthy. I've never thought he was a good coach. I was hoping that maybe he only sucked at the coaching duties that Jerrah would be performing. But nope. You can't say that cost us the game because there was a lot of time left, but it was like he had no...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Not a school teacher, but a teacher at Dance Obsessions. A dance school for kids. This place looks like one of the schools "cuties" is based on. So, I'm gunna go sit in the corner and practice my shocked face while y'all look at the yelp pictures...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Because of chinese bat aids and people working from home, all expenses and shit like that have to be done electronically now and it's a cluster fuck. Right now electronically means printing them out, signing them, scanning them and then emailing. After that it gets emailed to like 4 more...
  5. Hoss

    Funeral Advice

    Is it too late? @Jx3 you want a memorial society. Check out the funeral consumer's alliance to hook you up with one. That goes for everyone actually. They will keep you from getting fucked over by funeral homes...
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    When your wife says...

    My wife used to accuse me of stealing the covers, but it didn't make sense because I usually kick the covers off. Then I realized she was fucking swaddling me in her sleep. Like literally tucking the covers under me on the opposite side so when I rolled over I'd take them with me. Naturally...
  7. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    You're so full of shit. You never knew how a card catalog worked, you sure as hell don't know now. You weren't a library lady.
  8. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What does that mean? What does the pre-nup say about infidelity? I mean, it sounds like you have nothing to worry about regarding the kids as long as you can prove it. Don't forget to get alimoney. After all, you've become accustomed to the lifestyle she provides. Did you adopt the step...
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    When your wife says...

    That one always reminds me of the I love Lucy bit where Lucy is buying new appliances from a door to door salesman. She tells him in the beginning that they have no money so he keeps telling her how much she saves on each item. So she buys everything and then at the end she tells him to let...
  10. Hoss

    The Venture Bros.

    Maybe boondocks will get it's slot. But for real, this sucks. i won't be able to sleep knowing they were writing the next season and I will never know what happens.
  11. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I feel ya man. I'm going to put one of my dogs down tuesday when the vet is back working. Till then we're keeping her drugged up to stay comfortable. We found her and her sister 16 years ago, and they weren't puppies, so we figure she's 18+. She's some kind of Shepherd mix, so that's really...
  12. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Tre'Davious white? that sounds like a made up name from the key and peel sketch.
  13. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I thought this was you until he reminded us that he lives in the UK. Then I went and took a closer look at the names. I bet I'm not the only one.
  14. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yes. Unsuccessfully. The thing about a girl like that is that she WANTS a guy who will beat her. Not that she wants to be beaten, but she wants a bad boy who would do it. There may come a day when she can be happy with a dude who would never beat her, but probably not. If she was, the guy...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Think positive. Maybe he just smashed his phone and went off grid hide from her.
  16. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Small dogs make damn good audible alarms. I won't compare them to boerbels because I don't know that breed. But they're better noise makers than shepherds or labs or any of the mid to large sized mutts I've had. My biggest dog is a Greater Pyrenees. She's great as backup for the small dog...
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    As a cowboy fan, it doesn't bother me that they'll be doing social justice shit in the end zone. I won't be seeing that very often anyway.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I miss the old days of spell check where as long as what you write was a real word it fucking let it go. What we have now seems like it just decides "that can't be what you mean your vocabulary isn't that good". Fuck you spell check I like to use uncommon words.
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Are FF leagues going to add in any special rules this year? Like 20 pts for not taking a knee during the national anthem? Automatic points each game they don't get chinese bat aids? If your guy gets chinese bat aids, you automatically get to use whoever they plug into his spot. etc etc etc
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    The Martial Arts Thread

    It depends more on the instructor than anything else. Best advice is try a lot of different schools. Most martial arts are geared towards men. So you might have a great krav maga school down the street, but if the instructor is afraid to push a girl it won't be any good for you. Nearly every...