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When you got time to do this match Waxed?

When you got time to do this thing restless?

Holy shit I think I might have herniated something laughing at this

What the fuck am I even looking at. Is that some kind of multi-hole vibrator?

That's cute, little pink add-ons for your controller sticks. I on the other hand am a member of the Glorious PC Gaming Master Race and will be playing this instead (consoles vs pc derails starts....NOW):

Consoles work for most modern FPS because, as stated previously, they are quite linear. They gussy it up to look all pretty but it's really all just one big long corridor with a few turns/bends in it. I'm not a huge fan of it, but it was what it is. If you ever want a prime example of what a...

This isn't actually that surprising. There are fucking untold piles of cash being made by shitty mobile CCGs all over right now. People have mentioned Rage of Bahamut already, but I don't think anyone has really realized the scope of that thing. Mobbage (who publishes in the US markets) recently...

Right? Then everyone would see my Silver shame.

You think league has some rage?

It's a f2p game, so there is a HUGE playerbase in the <18 range. Stands to reason that after school and weekend hours will get the most of them.

System Shock? Not really, no. Bioshock sure was though.

Minecraft I just can't quit you

It improves most of the player models dramatically, but it's still a personal decision if the better graphics are worth more $$.

Consoles fault it was so...basic? for sure.

Anyone want to buy one of these? 2008, silver, ~40k miles (25k put on by me since 2009).

I don't think I can attach this enough in one post.

I'd watch an entire movie made like this

So what do I do about phantom lancer besides just prepare my asshole?

So why does matchmaking keep pairing me with people that have 10 or a hundred times more wins than I do? I'm like a dozen games in to this and it feels like I'm the only actual new player in this game and everyone is just rolling new accounts for whatever reason.

You also don't play ranked in the shit-tier brackets (bronze/silver). Everyone down here is just the worst kind of person. They'd all be in diamond by now if ONLY THEIR FUCKING STUPID JEW TEAM WOULD STOP FEEDING. News flash guys, we're all down here because we're bad.

Getting oneshot and people living through ridiculous amounts of bullets is everyday stuff for the ARMA2 engine. No, the "hacks" we are all bitching about are game ruining. Teleporting everyone on the map in to a spawned circle of buildings that you can't escape, forcing the entire server to...

Doublelift > MRN

I play in spurts. Usually a few hours here or there until I inevitably get thunderdomed or whatever then I quit for a couple weeks. Maybe I should actually get in on one of those private servers.

Because Google+. You will use it, even if you don't like it.

Just go meta on him. Can't break his portals in the game? Camp out one of his frequent portals and take his phone when he shows up!

I almost did that the other day =\ I am pretty much the lord and master of the county I live in though!

I believe you can just play Nethack on Android, but otherwise no, I've not found any original roguelikes on any mobile platform =\ Faster Than Light (you should already have this) is pretty awesome, and I'll second Dungeons of Dredmor as well (fucking 120 hours on that stupid game).

2005-20013, Never Forget

Happened to me more than once

This is truth

Even Shaq was impressed by that dunk

Yep, game is goddamn amazing. Full WASD+mouselook+jump = pure sex doom fun. Gore is unreal, is hard as balls, plays like a dream. If you try it be sure to go to video modes and switch it to openGL for about a bajillion times better graphics.

Holy shit this thing is amazing. Even supports multiplayer coop. So. Fucking. Metal.

I'd wish for the power to grant other people wishes.

Realism, HOOOOO!