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WHAT WRETCHED BLASPHEMY IS THIS? BURN THE UNBELIEVER!!!

Oh yeah Missandei. Gonna have to review my top 5 again. Guess it would be Tyene Sand Myranda Myrcella Missandei Margaery with Karsi getting bumped off the list since she was a single episode character and she's a wight now anyway. But man something about her look did it for me.

I had no idea Emilia Clarke was only 5'2. They do a good job Stalloning up her camera angles for the most part.

18 is way too old. But yeah the real problem is that she sorta looks like a boy. Doesn't help that she spent 4 years of the show in disguise as a boy too. And at 5'1 she's basically a damn midget.

Gilly looks fine in that picture but she looks like a fucking retard when she's wearing wildling garb.

Yeah, by like 5 months. Kerry Ingram just turned 16 2 weeks ago. Which is normal for movies, actresses are always older than they look. Except Nell, who apparently is exactly the age she looks to be.

Screw you hippies. If she has flowered, she can be married into House Gavinmad and bear my heirs. I'll give an internet to whomever comes up with the funniest motto for House Gavinmad. My first thought was 'Internet Tough' but I don't think it pops enough. Bonus points if you manage to parody...

Oh shit yeah I forgot about Myranda. She gets bonus points for being such a psycho bitch. I think she takes Myrcella's #2 spot and bumps Melisandre out of the top 5. One of my favorite scenes in the whole show is when Yara is trying to rescue Theon, and Ramsay comes down to the kennels after...

My mom was 15 and my dad was 24 and they celebrated their 33rd anniversary this year. Myrcella is plenty old enough for me. I think you're just mad you never had a flock of dornish women to lube up that dried out husk you call a vagina.

the name Nell Tiger Free, on the other hand, is a pretty quick and effective cure for erections.

Because the spoiler thread was always about discussing spoilers from the book. Casting info is borderline, but unaired episodes are something else entirely. I want a thread where I can discuss the show, maybe get off topic by speculating about the way things happened in the books, without having...

lolwut? This didn't rise up from people bitching about the show spoiling the book. This came from someone posting unaired season finale spoilers. At least one of those things was something that happened in the books but might not have happened in the show. If things like that were always spoiler...

Well if you want to keep this going, I'd say she's #2 in the series for me. Epic Tits Sand Snake Myrcella Margaery Wildling chick from Hardhome episode Melisandre distant fifth

She was born in 99, we can talk more about her in october.

I realize I'm infringing on Gaige territory here, but Myrcella is way too cute to die. Maybe I'd feel better about it if she did end up with half her face chopped off first.

Unless they're going to delay the fuck out of the trial by combat, I don't think it's going to be Cleganebowl. I think she'll win the trial by combat (because if she lost that would out Tommen and Myrcella) and then she'll be depending on Robert Strong for something really important later and...

Oh didn't someone say they cast Randyll Tarly for season 6? Maybe Kevan dies, just not yet?

Well in the show she still mostly controls the king and Qyburn is on the small council, so even after the walk of shame she isn't powerless. If Varys kills Kevan, she can pretty much run wild, if Kevan stays alive he has enough authority to stand up to her and try to counter her influence over...

Eh, we'll see how much authority Cersei has to match Randyll Tarly in the books. I actually think it's possible that they'll leave Kevan alive in the show to fill the role of Randyll Tarly. If they don't the only check on her authority will be Tommen, and without Margaery free to support him, I...

OMG I was wasn't I? Astr0tardation is an insidious threat indeed. It must be purified in fire!!!

To give some credit, I absolutely loved that 'So thats what death tastes like' line in Salvation.

So the only price Cersei would never pay even to save her own life? Cersei may be a lot of things, but she isn't Stannis. For all the monstrous things she has done and would do, sacrificing her children is not one of them.

I guess priceless is a vague enough word that it fits. Thousands of them may exist, but nobody is willing to part with one. I still don't think valyrian steel would be considered particularly valuable to the faceless men. I was under the impression that they also based the price on who wanted...

Widow's Wail isn't even priceless in the books, assuming she was willing to go rob her son's grave to get it. Although if she did rob her son's grave to get it, maybe that act would make it priceless to the Faceless Men. But Valyrian Steel in the books? But Astr0 is assuming that the highborn...

You're the one asking a ridiculous question, you fucking answer it.

I'm serious. You said you were talking about the books, but you wouldn't have asked that question if you'd actually read them. I don't think you've read the books.

Her story in the books ended with the walk of shame and the introduction of Ser Robert Strong. She quite literally hasn't had the time to try and have the High Sparrow assassinated yet. Have you even read the books?

Cersei is in prison you twit. Kind of hard to send a message to the House of Black and White in Braavos when you're locked in a dungeon cell in King's Landing. Also, the Crown is basically broke and probably can't afford what it would cost to hire a faceless man.

So as far as the actual show goes, my guess is that Doran has no idea what's going on in King's Landing with the Sparrows, or he wouldn't allow either Myrcella or Jaime to return there. The Martells and the Tyrells will have to work together to dismantle the Sparrows, because neither family can...

Then why was my post moved here? *edit* you twat

I was asked a question by someone in the thread, I answered them in spoiler tags. I guess I could have taken it a step further and just PMed him. Saying 'They might do more with the Greyjoys' is not a spoiler. Saying they cast Randyll Tarly and maybe a pirate dude for next season suggesting that...

Yeah I know it's almost like the season finale is coming up or something. Crazy. you fucking twat

I posted about this discussion in the no-spoilers thread, figure they should have some input since one of the suggested solutions is to have the book readers who don't want spoilers just stick to that thread once Season 6 starts.

Ok so maybe some of you have an opinion on the discussion we're having in the spoiler thread, and since it affects you, maybe you want to have some input. Fedor posted some screen caps from the unaired season finale. A lot of us book readers who avoid discussing book spoilers in here still...

I'm sort of with this. After this season ends I'm moving into the non-spoiler thread and if the people who haven't read the books yet want to cry about it, too fucking bad. The only thing that might still come up from the books is the Greyjoy succession argument, and I think we all know that if...

That's the whole damn point of the argument, is that the Tyrells might not want the Martells in control of the Iron Throne through Myrcella, which is why they would push Margaery's "claim" to the throne.

Unaired spoilers suck even when they follow the book. I was speculating that they were going to troll book readers by not killing Jon at all, or by killing him at the very beginning of next season instead of as a cliffhanger. I still wonder what they're going to do with Arya, but I suppose...

I think we should just keep 2 threads, and all the non-book readers can just suck it up and deal with the book readers moving into their thread so we can avoid shit like what Fedor posted if we don't want to see it. I freely admit this thread being full of spoiler tagged conversations is...

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