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She wouldn't need to make him swear, he would keep Jon's parentage secret just out of common sense and self preservation. But yes, I think it's most likely that Ned had a private talk with Lyanna and she said Rhaegar didn't rape or kidnap her, and if Robert found that out he'd probably go off...

Yeah I know, he talked about it with Sansa. Twas a joke you shitlord. Any time I post anything in the no-spoilers thread I triple check myself with the GoT wiki since it keeps the book stuff separate.

Why would Robert have him killed? If anything, Robert would likely have acknowledged him, and kept him in King's Landing as a cherished memory of Lyanna. Maybe even made him his heir. Now maybe Ned would have been pleased for all the trouble Jon's acknowledgement would have caused for the...

The fact that he wouldn't discuss it with Catelyn is some of the most compelling evidence there is that it wasn't his son. It would also make for a very weird story for him to be this super important character in the series, and have his mother's identity be a complete mystery, but then it...

It doesn't make sense because it's basically impossible in the books, even if Lyanna and Robert had been getting nasty before their marriage, she was with Rhaegar for too long for the baby (if she had one) to be Robert's. Unless the baby was like, actually a couple months old when they rescued...

Someone please infract Tuco for posting spoilers.

We're talking about the TV show, not the books. All the background you're talking about doesn't yet exist in the TV show, so try not to reference it in the no-spoilers thread. You are, without a doubt, one of the dumbest fucking people on the entire forum.

Not to mention by modding out the Rhaegar + Lyanna theory but leaving in the Robert + Lyanna theory, you're implicitly declaring Rhaegar + Lyanna to be a spoiler. Who the fuck made you a mod?

His sister didn't die until the end of the rebellion genius, his brother and father died at the beginning.

Why? Not only is that not the first time that theory has come up in that thread, it's not confirmed in the books so it's not a spoiler, AND I've had people who have only watched the TV series tell me the same thing, that they think Jon is the child of Lyanna and Rhaegar. You mods are fucking...

I'm not grasping at anything, I'm merely explaining how the theory could be possible.

The theory obviously assumes Robert knocked Lyanna up BEFORE Rhaegar kidnapped her.

From the non-spoiler thread, made me laugh. I mean I guess in the TV series it isn't spelled out as clearly as in the books, but this is like one of the few theories that is absolutely impossible. Although I suppose Robert's Rebellion could have been shorter in the series, but Lyanna was...

Supposed to be short downtime today, back up in half hour if it stays on schedule.

Sansa can't become Lady Stoneheart, she has already been Lady Stonehead for the entire show.

Because unlike all the other times genocide has happened in the past, this time nothing of value would be lost.

It's called Crusher Shaman because the dude who made it is named Crusher. And no, it doesn't win easily vs Patron, although I can see it doing ok vs facehunter if you subbed in tazdingos and healbots for something. But the deck is way too greedy in this format.

Offseason is coming.

Old but funny and some here might not have seen it.

Do you also watch those various Ancient Aliens shows on the history channel? Cause I'm starting to think you might be my dad.

too subtle. pretty damn funny now that you've angrily pointed out the missed joke though.

Woohoo, is there a 'Not the worst poster in the thread' plaque to go with that glowing praise? :-p

Are you sure you're going face hard enough?

Targaryen dragons have AoE taunt as a racial, Drogon just forgot to pop shield wall first.

Except she's not even good at staying alive. She'd be dead at least a couple times if not for the direct intervention of other people. I mean christ, she's so dumb she genuinely thought she'd still be marrying Joffrey right up until the moment he had their engagement set aside. The only time...

BECAUSE I HATE IT SO MUCH!!! I mean yeah I guess I'm slowly getting dragged back into it, so I'll probably catch back up some time during the offseason. And then Winds of Winter will come out, I'll read it despite swearing not to, and get all buttmad again.

I MUST REMAIN BUTTHURT!!! BUTTHURT FOREVER!!!

If Theon ever actually admits it wasn't Bran and Rickon he killed, unless he already has.

If she actually does this ridiculous Darth Sansa turn next season, it will be the most disappointing thing I can imagine coming out of the show.

The implication in the books is that she augments her real powers with a considerable amount of theatrics to make her seem more than she is.

Here's something sort of interesting that I was about to comment on in the no spoiler thread, but then I thought maybe it would be considered spoilery? Have they ever addressed that whole half charlatan/half legit power thing Melisandre has in books on the show? Cause there is that theory...

Is this actually confirmed in the text, or is it just speculation based on the fact that she has tacitly admitted being half a charlatan to the reader? Because she was able to use the vagina monster twice in the books, it wasn't just Renly. Now it does suggest that if she had to summon a vagina...

Are you serious? I haven't even watched the episode, but it seems clear from the comments that HE WAS GOING TO FUCKING DIE. So yes, in fact, he's burning Shireen for King's Landing and all the rest of Westeros, not just Winterfell.

I'm gonna remember this in 20 years when the Muslims in the UK start loading people like you into the ovens, and I'm just going to laugh and laugh.

He's still a Stark even if he's also a Targaryen, and the Lyanna/Rhaegar theory is the only theory I've seen where Ned isn't his father.

My guess is that they won't actually kill Jon in the show. Or maybe we'll get the same cliffhanger, and then it will be whether WoW or the next season comes out first.

Something like this is my guess, unless GRRM is planning to have Drogon eat Stannis right near the end.

Nah, in the books Shireen and Selyse are chilling at Castle Black with Melisandre and Jon Snow.

Is this the first time the show has spoiled the books?

I'd let the whole group run a train on me until the supplies of Viagra ran out.