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My brother has a friend that eats almost nothing but fast food, frozen pizzas, and fish sticks. He will pass up gourmet dinners for that shit. Whenever he's at a function with food, he'll get a plate and put a tiny portion of whatever it is on there and eat a bite or two and then an hour later...

All I can see is bread Big Ern. That's just poor food porn. Gotta take that top bun off and show us some meat.

You should have seen the credit card statement he posted. Dude needs an intervention.

At least one of those dollars is Soy's.

You masturbate to trap porn. You have failed both your parents and Jesus.

There's no such thing as a perfect victim SHITLORD!

Ronda Rousey: I thought 'about killing myself' after Holly Holm knockout | Sport | The Guardian The "most badass woman in the world" only reason for living is literally to have a man's babies. Feminism died today. Time to pop the champagne shitlords.

Local multiplayer with a few bros is better than fragging randos online.

I got married last summer, there was no announcement in the Charleston papers, and I don't have a facebook. Checkmate atheists.

THEY DON'T MAKE BOOTS IN MY SIZE YOU SHITLORD.

I did the dishes too.

I wasn't born with a silver spoon up my dickhole. I can't afford fucking spider silk bootstraps. Check your privilege.

WWF No Mercy or bust bro. The pinnacle of wrestling video game experience.

What's the best material for sturdy bootstraps? Genuine leather or some kind of synthetic?

I had to make dinner tonight. I don't think this marriage thing is working out for me bros.

Their wifi is shit. Half the time I couldn't even connect to the network just one floor up from the router.

I'm touched. We should hang out sometime. If I brought my N64 would you play Mario kart with me?

S T U N N I N G A N D B R A V E T U N N I N G A N D B R A V E

Indisputable for sure. His post season performances however forever disqualify him from the GOAT discussion though.

141 yards and a pick VS 153 yards an 1 TD. Stats don't lie. Peyton was carried entirely by his defense in both super bowl runs.

Trent Dilfer is a better post season QB than Peyton Manning.

I like defense too. This game was just fucking garbage.

No that game was at least funny in an embarrassing way. This game just sucked all the way through. Zero entertainment value.

Possibly the worst superbowl I've ever had the misfortune of watching. Peyton deserves this ring less than Trent Dilfer.

Pizza

I feel like anyone who has a problem with Kylo losing that fight just didn't pay attention to the movie or his character at all.

"I will bitch slap you back to Africa" Classic film, 10/10.

I notice you were able to spare yourself any blame for your situation while George Bush ranks in at 3rd. Interesting.

Yeah keg wtf. This is thread about poz loads and tranny porn. What are you doing posting it in general?

WWJD I'd guess not jack off to traps.

Anyone who writes that much about traps also knowingly seeks out pictures of them on the internet and jacks off to them. Clearly gay.

Sounds gay. You sound like a fag.

What flavor of jelly goes best with poz loads?

I'm laughing to myself now because I just realized that in that combo, the peanut butter is more deadly to you than the poz loads. I guess you'd prefer poz loads and jelly.

ftfy

Reading this thread is worse than chugging poz loads.

Mist have you ever considered committing a felony and going to prison? You won't have to do all the shit you hate any more, there will be an all you can munch rug buffet, and by the time you get out your mother will be dead or evicted and it's not your problem anymore. I suggest robbing a...

lol Mizzou ain't hiring no white boy. #blacklivesmatter

Not possible

So how are you going to break it to the wife that you're gay?