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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I think he kissed a dude or something at a party and people made fun of him and he couldn't handle it. Maybe I'm misremembering though.
  2. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    What no sugar free options at Ellen's? I can still get a small cone and load up on insulin bro np
  3. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    But how did you ever get your dog to lick your balls? Or is skin contact ok?
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    Sucks bro. If I could cure my type 1 betes at the cost of a severe peanut allergy I don't know if I'd do it.
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    What's with all these supertaster burger fags? Basically anything can be good on a burger. Cheese, lettuce, tomato, egg, mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup, peanut butter, pickles, jalapenos, banana peppers, grilled pineapple, horseradish, bacon, sauerkraut, pastrami, ham, a sausage, a second burger...
  6. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    hodj and searyx would totally be bros
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    Dragon's Lair

    Space Ace on SNES is one of the worst games I've ever played. Fuck that game.
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Do you walk into an infectious disease ward and let patients cough in you mouth, expecting it to make you healthier?
  9. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    It looks like it's working as intended.
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Puerto Ricans put plantains in everything. Shit is pretty tasty.
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    My top 2 RBs in my only other league were CJ and Joseph Randle. So I'm striking out pretty hard this year. On another note of failure, this is my bro's bench this week: It is currently outscoring every other teams starters.
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I don't have a troll thread. I can't believe how butthurt you are that I called you a retard in one post once. Using me as an example of a troll all the time and campaigning to get me shawed multiple times. Get over it son.
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    People here complaining about a black guy and a woman in star wars have actually made me consider that SJWs may have a valid point or two. I hope you're happy people.
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    The top 2 RBs on my team were Jamaal Charles and Arian Foster. Sigh...
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    The Zionists are whining thread

    Israel is entitled to the entire world. They just don't actively do much about it because they are chosen people and G_d will deliver it to them soon enough.
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Tarrant saying when someone's posting doesn't warrant a rickshaw when he slings infractions around the "grown up forum" like Rocko slings cum is pretty lolworthy
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Who the fuck are these mods that haven't seen a Tanoomba shit post? Is there some shadow mod council that only reads like 3 threads on this board?
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I don't necessarily think Tanoomba should be banned, but he's such a faggot my only response to him being banned for any reason is going to be "lol".
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    The more Marmac posts, the more I'm convinced it's Tanoomba. I actually didn't think it was Tanoomba until now.
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    He's trying hard to be anti-Tanoomba because it is Tanoomba.
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    Fantasy Basketball 2014, indicate interest and when you can draft.

    Yeah I forgot that I was even in this league about a week after the draft and never checked it again. MY BAD Y'ALL. Fantasy bball seems like too much work though, so count me out. Don't want to fuck up your league again bros.
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    ReRolled AssHat has been chosen!

    I'm sorry you couldn't handle my next level trolling and are still butthurt about it.
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    ReRolled AssHat has been chosen!

    Probably just ban a_skeleton_03 imo. It's only fair.
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    ReRolled AssHat has been chosen!

    How are you going into her ass with McIntosh's tongue firmly planted in it?
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Have you spoken to your brother since the big fight? I hear that rerolled bans can have a devastating effect on one's home life.
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    I was kinda leaning towards playing Austin if he goes because pretty much my line up is on bye this week and I need that splash potential. The likely 8-12 that Matthews might get won't really do me any more good than Austin getting a 2-4. Plus he's going against the Browns this week.
  27. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    She didn't previously have a penis before she started kicking the shit out of women so she isn't a real feminist.
  28. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Marmac, How often does Tanoomba bring up Anita IRL?
  29. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I can only assume this fight involved a debate over the definition of the word "banned" and constant yielding to Tanoomba's least privileged headmate.
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    ReRolled AssHat has been chosen!

    He's so butthurt he quit the forum. Good job guys.
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    You actually got in a real live fight with people you consider close friends over an internet messageboard? This is next level pathetic bro. lol grow the fuck up
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Pick 2 Julius Thomas Rishard Matthews Tavon Austin .5 PPR
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Back to Future can't predict the end of the world or even a fucking world series winner. Why is Bob Zemeckis lying to us Lumie?
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I can't stand to watch this eagles offense. How many times can you watch Murray run 20 yards sideways and get tackled 2 yards behind the line before you decide maybe a fucking change is in order?
  35. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    Pizza hut in my area has been pretty on point lately. $6.99 for a medium with unlimited toppings and specialty crust flavors? Yes pls.
  36. Mario Speedwagon

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    If I put pressure on my heel while ejaculating, does it make me shoot more or just farther?
  37. Mario Speedwagon

    College Football 2015-16

    Hey fuck you guy. Don't take it out on me because your jean shorts are getting too tight in your old age and your mullet is no longer socially acceptable.