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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    My bench is almost always all RBs/WRs. I still see people all the time though with multiple QBs/TEs/D/STs/Ks. I dunno WTF they are thinking.
  2. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I'm not sure. Do I have to make eye contact for it to count as rape or is just being in the general vicinity of a woman enough?
  3. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Surely you don't count all those orgasms you've had while watching her videos as nothing.
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I was a white man in the presence of some minorities and women today. I could see them biting their lips to hold back the tears.
  6. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    WOW WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED TANOOMBA WOULD TURN THIS INTO A MULTIPAGE DEBATE ABOUT THE MEANINGS OF WORDS? A TWIST WORTHY OF M. NIGHT SHAMDONG!
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    I watched the movie enemy of the state last night. This is a movie about the NSA trying to kill Will Smith released in 1999. Jon voight plays the main antagonist. His characters birthday in the film is stated as 9/11/40. NINE ELEVEN. You dumbfucks should have seen the warnings.
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I applaud you Khalid. You've managed to make Tanoomba so butthurt that, after spending literal years and hundreds of thousands of words talking about how "calling someone a liar" and "being an asshole" is just such a terrible thing to do, he addresses you as a liar in every post directed towards...
  9. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    You haven't proved anything. You're just a dumb girl.
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I can't tell you how good it feels to be able to oppress minorities into failure merely by being a white man near them.
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    My autograph is a reward for $100 kickstarter tier. Please contact Brad directly for the exchange rate if you plan to pay in pain killers.
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    That's been my strategy for about 3 years now. If someone has the D playing the jags I go with Oakland.
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    When is The Big UpdateT going to drop Convo?
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    I usually don't draft a defense or a kicker. There's not really a compelling reason to.
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Is that The Big UpdateT? Brad got a new Range? I approve.
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    I pay more than you do per month for less 5% your download speed, less than 1% your upload, and 25x your ping. Thanks comcast.
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Some people think sucking dick for heroin is rock bottom. Those people have never met the sad, dead eyes of someone willing to suck dick for a scoop on the deadskins.
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    Damn. I bet the pussies be dripping when Big P trots across the dance floor.
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    Star Wars: Battlefront, as told by Dice on Frostbite 3 (PS4?/XBone?/PC?)

    It's almost like you faggots should stop pre-ordering fucking EA games in the age of instant digital content delivery.
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Please scan and upload the meeting minutes so that I might derive a perverse pleasure from reading them.
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Make sure to ask any potential employer what their stance on telling fellow coworkers to "get raped" over minor disagreements is. Don't want to have any misunderstandings down the line.
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    EQ Never

    The number of views on all those EQ Next videos is just...sad.
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    That just sounds like a chicken sandwich without a bun.
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I hope Brady starts bringing a bike pump to games and working it on the sidelines to "warm up his throwing arm". Fuck Goodell.
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Oh look Tan is trying to make a retarded semantics argument. Who could have predicted this turn of events?
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Confirmed pussy shit. Get raped.
  27. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Greater acceptance and proliferation is causing those attitudes and ideas to be conceived of and accepted by people whom otherwise would not. It is LITERALLY causing those people to be more misogynistic than they would have been absent the influence of these games. I legitimately hope that the...
  28. Mario Speedwagon

    What did you just read?

    Nice mix of sci-fi and a hardboiled detective story. Think Chandler meets PKD. If you enjoy those things you'll enjoy this book. Quick, fun read. I mean you can't go wrong with an awesome cover like that.
  29. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Anita's whole premise for this video series and its importance is that the treatment of women in video games effects how people think and behave towards women in real life. Mainly, that the misogynistic portrayals of women in media leads to the proliferation of misogynistic attitudes in the real...
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I can't decide if he just thinks it's funny or if he's actually begun his MtF transition.
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    He protects the "grown up" forum like it was his own retarded love child.
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Anita's video implicitly encourages me to think that hitman positively reinforces killing strippers. I am invited to believe that it is specifically designed for me to derive a perverse pleasure from desecrating the unsuspecting bodies of virtual female characters. It's a rush streaming from a...
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    That MTV news channel is a goldmine of retardation. Jesus.
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    She wasn't talking about hitman. She was using hitman as an example of a trope of how mozzarella cheese is melted on pizza. You are meant to derive a perverse pleasure from desecrating the unsuspecting crusts of virtual italian dishes. It's a rush streaming from a carefully concocted mix of...
  35. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    "frat boy mentality of 'majority rules'" Literally what the fuck does this even mean. Frat boy mentality....lol