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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    It did spawn legions of fanboy faggots. Just like the iphone. Perfect comparison bro.
  2. Mario Speedwagon

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    Nokia 3310: Amazing device, solidly built with only the features you need. A man's phone. iphone: Colorful, childish garbage for casual faggots. Your comparison checks out Bisi. Glad you're coming around.
  3. Mario Speedwagon

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    Everquest was better than the iphone. This is objective fact.
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    Ok you're right, it's not a fair comparison. Jobs' accomplishments look pretty pathetic in comparison to that list.
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    Steve Jobs is basically the Brad McQuaid of the tech industry. He had The VisionT and then other people created it. Only thing separating the two is marketing ability and opiate addiction. Oh and only one of them tried to cure cancer by pouring guava juice into his rectum.
  6. Mario Speedwagon

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    If it weren't for Henry Ford, we'd all still be riding horses.
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    All those words jacking yourself off when this simple three word post would have sufficed.
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    Soccer/Footy 2015-2016

    This is why I don't make an effort to watch more Arsenal matches.
  9. Mario Speedwagon

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Is Bell even good though guys? He slapped up a fat zero last week and is projected for the same this week. Trade him!
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Do it bro. Don't listen to these No Fun McGees here. Trades are fun!
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    Bisi thinks that without the iphone we'd all be using phones the size of actual bricks with physical buttons that only accept an input of 500lbs of force delivered by the tip of your penis. There's no accounting for this kind of foolishness.
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Should do it bro. Blockbuster trades are fun!
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Man spends years and millions of words defending woman he claims to have no sexual or financial interest in Just found this hilarious satire bros. I mean you'd have to be an idiot to think its true because no one would ever do something this ridiculous. For fuck's sake, he claims to not even...
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    So what you're saying monica erronius is that a Wakandanrdly use of the word would have been more prudent and preserved our freedom to engage in American Inventordom?
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I'm excited for the week 6 Convo meltdown after the Sanchize era has started, the eagles have only won one game, and pantheon's The Big Update still hasn't dropped.
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    I'm sure you shortly after cut him open to "see what his insides look like". Confirmed psychopath.
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Lots of psychopaths and anti socials get by just fine. If you can't or don't understand emotional bonding with an animal then there's probably something wrong with your brain. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    It always is bro
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    You're probably a psychopath or have some sort of anti-social personality disorder. Should get that checked out dawg.
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    Bisi going hard to the mat for a guy who's so retarded he tried to beat cancer with fruit juice. Steve Jobs: Dumber than Lumie and Twice as Gay. Title for my upcoming biography.
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    I have a doctors appointment on the 24th that I can't make it to. Should I even bother calling to reschedule? Lumie please advise.
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    How did he not get a flag for that in the no fun league? Clearly started celebration in the field of play.
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Clear kick. Probably been planning it all week. Hope he gets banned for life, piece of shit that he is.
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    The business practices of apple have been a net negative for consumers and the technology market as a whole.
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    College Football 2015-16

    loooooool
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    Good choice dawg
  27. Mario Speedwagon

    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    You tying the knot in Charleston bro?
  28. Mario Speedwagon

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    I personally wouldn't make that trade but there's no reason to veto it.
  29. Mario Speedwagon

    College Football 2015-16

    LOOK: Hawaii to wear awesome retro uniforms against Ohio State Can't wait to see how mad people get about the "gay agenda" for these.
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    Lots of k-cups are shit but you can find good ones. The convenience factor is out of this world though. It's also useful if you're a tea drinker. My wife uses it like 3-4 times a day for a quick cup of hot water.
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Gronk is really Tight Ending on Michael Jordan levels right now.
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    What is that a fucking shared driveway? I bet that seacocks fan cuckolds you nightly you 69er faggot. Am I doing this right?
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    What Steve meant was, "Who would want a stylus until I invent it?".
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Arguing with Tanoomba: A perfect illustration https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY
  35. Mario Speedwagon

    Smartphones

    Sweet I can blow through my data cap in less than 10 seconds at those speeds.
  36. Mario Speedwagon

    RIP Adam12

  37. Mario Speedwagon

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    Posted from my Apple? iPadT :^)