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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    Hodj

    Firm buns and a tight core are the first step to rehabilitation.
  2. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    Oh my. If "trying to be funny" is why you post the way you do, then the problem is more severe than I ever imagined.
  3. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    That would be counter-productive dear patient. Taking things seriously is your main problem.
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    Hodj

    Patient a_skeleton_03, please return to your room.
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    Hodj

    Excellent. That reminds me, I need to eat. Everything seems in order here patient hodj. I'll get started on your paperwork and we should have you out of here in no time at all.
  6. Mario Speedwagon

    Hodj

    Fantastic. Do you feel that, given the opportunity, you would be able to respond to a_skeleton_03 no more than 10-15 times before moving on with your life and enjoying a nice leisure activity, such as swimming?
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    The patient persists in his delusion of having a "job" when clearly no one would hire such an obviously donkey brained individual. Most sad indeed. a_skeleton_03, maybe you should ask your "boss" for some time off. Perhaps even an extra juice box and some sanctioned play time.
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    Hodj

    Very good. Swimming is an excellent leisure activity. Now for the important question, do you understand that arguing with patient a_skeleton_03 is bad for everybody and that no one should engage him in his particular brand of retard?
  9. Mario Speedwagon

    Hodj

    Excellent. Your progress is very impressive patient hodj. Now if I were to release you from this facility with your official certificate of not having donkey brains, what you do first?
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    You really need to relax. Try laying down for a few minutes and thinking of a fun activity you could do, away from the computer.
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    Hodj

    Patient suggests that he does not have donkey brains and it is, in fact, the man that incarcerated him that is donkey brained. A scandalous accusation that is quite possibly true. Further investigation required. That's very good hodj. Now tell me what you see here.
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    Hodj

    Patient demonstrates outside the box thinking and a genuine care for satisfying my stomach. This is very good. Now patient hodj, do you feel that you do indeed have donkey brains as administrator Draegan suggests?
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    a_skeleton_03, are you having a nice weekend?
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    Hodj

    Patient hodj, should I have a meatball sub or a salami sandwich for lunch? The right choice may earn you an early release.
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    Hodj

    Draegan, as much as I think you are a faggot, know I am loling right now.
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    You realize I was joking about the Tanoomba thing right? You were always staying here for at least the weekend. I'm going out now. I'm locking the door behind me. Have a nice weekend a_skeleton_03.
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    Have a nice weekend a_skeleton_03.
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    You need to learn to relax. It's after 5PM on Friday. You're lucky I'm even reading this before monday morning.
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    a_skeleton_03, remember I said there's almost nothing that can be posted in your rehab thread that will extend your sentence? Unfortunately, Tanoomba coming to your defense is one of those things.
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    "When I get around to it"T
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    The containment facility is performing admirably under maximum load.
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    I specifically encourage participation from the peanut gallery. This is not one on one therapy, as stated in the official rules.
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    A strong start from a_skeleton_03. I appreciate the effort in your participation. Allow me some time to mull this information over.
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    The posting of infractions is an important part of the process if you intend to handle your rehabilitation as a trial. Any and all evidence presented by the administration is welcome to the process if you intend contest your sentence instead of accepting it and making an effort at reform. Your...
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    The answer to all those questions is yes. Except reparations. That's Tuco's department and you know how he is.
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    Supertaster alert.
  27. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Patient a_skeleton_03, your room is ready.
  28. Mario Speedwagon

    a_skeleton_03

    Welcome to the program patient a_skeleton_03. I look forward to treating such an esteemed retard as yourself. If you could please, in your own words, explain why you think you have been placed in my care. Feel free to include the text of the infraction that placed you here and links to posts are...
  29. Mario Speedwagon

    TecKnoe

    I only control patient treatment. I can't account for the actions of these knucklehead guards. Soygen you rascal!
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Dearest a_skeleton_03, you fail to understand how this program functions. I am not aware of why you have been placed in my care. I cannot be everywhere at once and know all the goings on in this community. Since you seem to be confused, let me enlighten you a bit as to how this works. Once I...
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    TecKnoe

    I fear you're only going to exacerbate the situation with regards to the current patient wormie. If you'd like, I'd be happy to accept a PM with any amount of American Inventors inside it to soothe your soul.
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    How can you declare our experiment failed when it hasn't even begun yet?
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    Desktop Computers

    Mad Catz isn't a good brand. It's the only brand.
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Suing has yet to contact me. The patient has to want to get better or no progress can be made.
  35. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Can't even navigate the forum. Looks like I have my work cut out for me.
  36. Mario Speedwagon

    Fallout 4

    So it begins.
  37. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Are you actually a fat muslim in real life or do you just identify as one?
  38. Mario Speedwagon

    Red Pill: Bitches Are All the Same / MRA Circle Jerk

    I got married last month. I guess I blew it