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Firm buns and a tight core are the first step to rehabilitation.

Oh my. If "trying to be funny" is why you post the way you do, then the problem is more severe than I ever imagined.

That would be counter-productive dear patient. Taking things seriously is your main problem.

Patient a_skeleton_03, please return to your room.

Excellent. That reminds me, I need to eat. Everything seems in order here patient hodj. I'll get started on your paperwork and we should have you out of here in no time at all.

Fantastic. Do you feel that, given the opportunity, you would be able to respond to a_skeleton_03 no more than 10-15 times before moving on with your life and enjoying a nice leisure activity, such as swimming?

The patient persists in his delusion of having a "job" when clearly no one would hire such an obviously donkey brained individual. Most sad indeed. a_skeleton_03, maybe you should ask your "boss" for some time off. Perhaps even an extra juice box and some sanctioned play time.

Very good. Swimming is an excellent leisure activity. Now for the important question, do you understand that arguing with patient a_skeleton_03 is bad for everybody and that no one should engage him in his particular brand of retard?

Excellent. Your progress is very impressive patient hodj. Now if I were to release you from this facility with your official certificate of not having donkey brains, what you do first?

You really need to relax. Try laying down for a few minutes and thinking of a fun activity you could do, away from the computer.

Patient suggests that he does not have donkey brains and it is, in fact, the man that incarcerated him that is donkey brained. A scandalous accusation that is quite possibly true. Further investigation required. That's very good hodj. Now tell me what you see here.

Patient demonstrates outside the box thinking and a genuine care for satisfying my stomach. This is very good. Now patient hodj, do you feel that you do indeed have donkey brains as administrator Draegan suggests?

a_skeleton_03, are you having a nice weekend?

Patient hodj, should I have a meatball sub or a salami sandwich for lunch? The right choice may earn you an early release.

Draegan, as much as I think you are a faggot, know I am loling right now.

You realize I was joking about the Tanoomba thing right? You were always staying here for at least the weekend. I'm going out now. I'm locking the door behind me. Have a nice weekend a_skeleton_03.

Have a nice weekend a_skeleton_03.

You need to learn to relax. It's after 5PM on Friday. You're lucky I'm even reading this before monday morning.

a_skeleton_03, remember I said there's almost nothing that can be posted in your rehab thread that will extend your sentence? Unfortunately, Tanoomba coming to your defense is one of those things.

"When I get around to it"T

The containment facility is performing admirably under maximum load.

I specifically encourage participation from the peanut gallery. This is not one on one therapy, as stated in the official rules.

A strong start from a_skeleton_03. I appreciate the effort in your participation. Allow me some time to mull this information over.

The posting of infractions is an important part of the process if you intend to handle your rehabilitation as a trial. Any and all evidence presented by the administration is welcome to the process if you intend contest your sentence instead of accepting it and making an effort at reform. Your...

The answer to all those questions is yes. Except reparations. That's Tuco's department and you know how he is.

Supertaster alert.

Patient a_skeleton_03, your room is ready.

Welcome to the program patient a_skeleton_03. I look forward to treating such an esteemed retard as yourself. If you could please, in your own words, explain why you think you have been placed in my care. Feel free to include the text of the infraction that placed you here and links to posts are...

I only control patient treatment. I can't account for the actions of these knucklehead guards. Soygen you rascal!

Dearest a_skeleton_03, you fail to understand how this program functions. I am not aware of why you have been placed in my care. I cannot be everywhere at once and know all the goings on in this community. Since you seem to be confused, let me enlighten you a bit as to how this works. Once I...

I fear you're only going to exacerbate the situation with regards to the current patient wormie. If you'd like, I'd be happy to accept a PM with any amount of American Inventors inside it to soothe your soul.

How can you declare our experiment failed when it hasn't even begun yet?

Mad Catz isn't a good brand. It's the only brand.

Suing has yet to contact me. The patient has to want to get better or no progress can be made.

Can't even navigate the forum. Looks like I have my work cut out for me.

So it begins.

YOUR MOTHER

High five!

Are you actually a fat muslim in real life or do you just identify as one?

I got married last month. I guess I blew it