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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    Shenmue III

  2. Mario Speedwagon

    Shenmue III

    At last, this feel will come to an end.
  3. Mario Speedwagon

    Shenmue III

    I have been a professional forklift driver for the last 13 years. I got this job by bringing a dreamcast, a CRT TV, and a copy of Shenmue 2 to the interview.
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    E3 2015

    ur dead to me bro
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    E3 2015

    Amod, please rickshaw these shitbirds so I can rehabilitate their misguided ways and show them the glory that is SHENMUE.
  6. Mario Speedwagon

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    I can't wait to see cloud cross dressing in 1080p HD.
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    Shenmue III

    I SHOULD BUY ONE
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    Shenmue III

    Shenmue 3 by Ys Net Kickstarter I've waited 14 years to kill Lan Di. Now I only have to wait like 3 more. FUCK YEAH
  9. Mario Speedwagon

    E3 2015

    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    E3 2015

    Holy fuck you guys better not be fucking with me. Shenmue 3? Like for real?
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    Fallout 4

    Its set in Boston right? Tom Brady. Just have to mod in some men's uggs.
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    Fallout 4

    Regime why are you not posting pictures of your boner all over this thread?
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    E3 2015

    I didn't watch last year. Pretty upset they are talking about video games now when I tuned in for a Pele interview though.
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    E3 2015

    Has anyone ever cared about a celebrity appearance at a video game presser? How can I buy any EA games after they bore me to death?
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    E3 2015

    Possibly the most boring presentation I've ever watched.
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    E3 2015

    Literally nobody cheering looooool
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    E3 2015

    I turned it on mid-announcement and thought they were announcing a new KotOR
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    Fallout 4

    You read wrong.
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    E3 2015

    Will pirate on principle. Long live gamergate. Go home gamer girl!
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    Only on rerolled.org

    That's weird. I'm literally reading rerolled.org right now.
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    E3 2015

    Well some people just have shit taste. Can't argue with that.
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Anyone know if prison architect is worth $5?
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    E3 2015

    Well yeah if you wanted to. There's some good challenges in there though. First time I played through as a kid, I was so under prepared for the 1v1 with wiegraf that there was literally no way to win and I had to start the game over.
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    First World Problems

    Honestly, we're going to need pics of said cousin to properly advise you here.
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    E3 2015

    I bet you just used T.G. Cid in every battle didn't you.
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    E3 2015

    I rank FFTA as one of the worst things to ever happen to me, and the world at large. Gay and wrong.
  27. Mario Speedwagon

    Reddit is on fire

    Reddit: cutedeadgirls
  28. Mario Speedwagon

    Reddit is on fire

    lol at draegan editing out a text link to a subreddit. This fucking guy.
  29. Mario Speedwagon

    First World Problems

    Just masturbate on her while she's asleep. You'll feel better.
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    This is the relevant menu that everyone I know orders from.
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    Eaten at a fast food joint called cookout a few times recently while travelling. Pretty good food, not totally amazing or anything but goddamnit you can't argue with a place where you can get a double cheeseburger, with a corn dog and a quesadilla as side dishes, and a drink for $5. Would eat...
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    This thread is essentially a self curated shittanoombasays subreddit.
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    Emma Sulkowicz (mattress girl) releases sex tape as art project

    I wish I was deep throating a cheesy gordita crunch right now.
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    So looks like this is still a thing that's happening. Bye.
  35. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I'm pretty convinced you're a chick now. Only a woman holds a grudge and brings up past arguments out of the fucking blue like this.
  36. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Probably would have been easier to just not be such a faggot but I guess that wasn't an option.
  37. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    You never cease to amaze me Tan. The two positions in regards to mattress girl telling the truth clearly aren't on equal footing. Even if I grant you that everything about the case doesn't prove what nungesser is saying, there is literally no way to interpret it that bolsters her case. The only...
  38. Mario Speedwagon

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    A healthy spirit lies at the crossroads of quantum wholeness and intergalactic oneness.