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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    Red Pill: Bitches Are All the Same / MRA Circle Jerk

    I'm not judging anything bro. I thought the MGTOW lifestyle entailed a distinct lack of sexual partners and that, combined with a total lack of shame, might lead to some indecent exposure charges.
  2. Mario Speedwagon

    Red Pill: Bitches Are All the Same / MRA Circle Jerk

    How often does your combination of shamelessness and lack of sexual partners lead you to jerking off in public?
  3. Mario Speedwagon

    Fallout 4

    That the mod that mashes FO3 and F:NV together? I can't handle that, too much game for me. I rarely finish a playthrough on a bethsoft game anyways, I'll have no hope if I do that.
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Please contain yourself to the rehab section patient. We try to run a tight retarded ship around here and its the only way we can heal you properly.
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    TecKnoe

    Welcome to your new, hopefully temporary, home patient TecKnoe. If you could be so kind as to post the infraction that has landed you in my fine facility, the healing can begin.
  6. Mario Speedwagon

    Fallout 4

    I never use power armor. Shit is lame.
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    Shenmue III

    Thank you for removing that heathen from the sacred temple of shenmue, amod.
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    Fallout 4

    Thinking of starting a new vegas play through. Regime, bro, tell me what kind of character to make. Inspire me.
  9. Mario Speedwagon

    Shenmue III

    You are mad as fuck right now. Perhaps you need to play a nice game of lucky hit or spend a few relaxing hours behind the wheel of a forklift.
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    The Beer Thread

    This is the best(and only) African beer I've ever had.
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Does the size of the dicks matter? This is important.
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    pls respond
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    Shenmue III

    I think it was nullDC last time I looked into it but that was years ago. Dunno if the scene has changed at all.
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    The last like 5 times I've gotten fries from McD's they have been total shit. Tasted like salty cardboard. This is from different locations in different states. They used to be great, but I dunno they are fucking awful now.
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    Dark Souls 3

    I ran past the archers first time np. I didn't even realize it was something that pissed people off until I read about it later. Guess I got lucky.
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    10 pizza rolls? I could accidentally inhale 10 pizza rolls and not even notice. Do you do this like 6 times for a meal?
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Somebody who is blacked out can't consent you rape apologizing shitlord.
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    I got unbanned but I'm looking to be banned again

    Please set up your video camera and post the video of the paramedics coming into your house with you unconscious on the floor and your dog licking peanut butter off your dong.
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    College Football 2015-16

    All these fucking OSU fans. Fuck I hate college football.
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    Jurassic Park 4

    For real. Apparently making this movie with CGI dinosaurs cost over 5 times more than genetically engineering a real live hybrid monster of a dinosaur would have cost.
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    Jurassic Park 4

    Seriously though, everything about this movie, with the exception of dino fights, was just plain awful. Plot was a poorly executed mess, almost every character was completely retarded, and the entire fucking movie was nonsense and clich?s strung together by dinosaurs jumping in out of nowhere to...
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    Smartphones

    I went from a refurb iPhone 3G, not even a 3GS, to an LG G2. Things are better now.
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    I got unbanned but I'm looking to be banned again

    No reason not to use all three. Also you are wrong.
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    So literally the worst kind of mac and cheese is your favorite? I mean shells and cheese(velveeta) blows kraft horseshit out of the fucking water and its not even that great. You are a broken man.
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    Shenmue III

    No you're just a fag. Hope this helps.
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    Shenmue III

    I honestly feel bad for people who missed it when it came out. Its hard to explain what made it great and if you didn't play it then, you'll probably never understand. That ship has pretty much sailed. I still have my dreamcast hooked up to a CRT TV with a Shenmue disc in it and I haven't...
  27. Mario Speedwagon

    Shenmue III

    I cannot fucking wait to get a blue collar job and make a decent wage for a hard day's work in full 1080p HD. Fuck I love Shenmue.
  28. Mario Speedwagon

    Jurassic Park 4

    Just saw this, haven't read the rest of this thread. My review: lol
  29. Mario Speedwagon

    What tickles your pickle

    Were you thinking about your hot cousin?
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I love watching dumar hero worship. Its so cute.
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    Super weiner taster over here. I'll fight you if you try to tell me I can't put spicy chili on my dawgs.
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    Torrents

    Qbitorrent or deluge.
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    Tell us your Mippo Tales

    I was filmed walking through the background of a nationally televised ESPN interview earlier this year.
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    Reddit is on fire

    I'm sure you were twirling your hijab in the streets in celebration of that decision.
  35. Mario Speedwagon

    Reddit is on fire

    Why do you hate freedom?
  36. Mario Speedwagon

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Never played the DLC but I'd say its worth $5. Nothing too special and the story is meh but if you just want to shoot a fuckload of people stylishly, it'll scratch your itch.
  37. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    Did you explain to the officer who you were and that you were on official mayoral duty?
  38. Mario Speedwagon

    Shenmue III

    Cynical exploitation of the crowd funding platform, using the consumer as a 0% interest loan. But fuck it, SHENMUE III GUYS!
  39. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    Wow. I knew the answer would be worth asking the question.
  40. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    Why do you need help maintaining your grip on a snack you eat entirely in one bite?