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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm #triggered. I insist you infract sudeko for trolling me in the grown up forum.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    The biscuit should be a quesadilla. A bisquetaco.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I only drink my guano peach pale ale out of my beer stein made entirely out of the rawest of denim.
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    Red99

    How do I camp it in S Ro? The info on p99 wiki doesn't seem to be right. Sitting on the hill described there and there is no spawn point at the loc mentioned. Only one nearby doesn't spawn any of the mobs the wiki says it's supposed to.
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    Red99

    Big flex I'm looking to do that jboots MQ if you got the time this week.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'd be willing to bet that 98% of women who "don't wear make up" are wearing some make up. I don't even know where you'd meet a girl who literally uses no make up ever outside of amish country.
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    The Joe Rogan Experience

    The only big radio stars are people who got big before the internet was a thing. There's probably never going to be another star that builds his career from terrestial radio. The only people that still listen to that shit are loyal fans of already established shows or people too old/stupid/lazy...
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    Red99

    It's been a rough night bros. Nirgon, teach me the ways of the wizard.
  9. Mario Speedwagon

    2015 RR March Madness Bracket Challenge

    You're fucked now Kentucky. Huggins owns calipari.
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    Furious 7 (2015)

    This is going to be the greatest movie of all time. No doubt in my mind.
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    2015 RR March Madness Bracket Challenge

    That's football dawg. Always bet on Huggins.
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    2015 RR March Madness Bracket Challenge

    How many molested kids is a championship worth sudeko? HOW MANY!?
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    2015 RR March Madness Bracket Challenge

    Don't want to be in a conference with filthy cheaters like Boeheim. Probably touches children at night too.
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    2015 RR March Madness Bracket Challenge

    ACC literally has no good teams. Every ACC school is attended by rim jobbing faggots. Fact.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wow, if only we could all live like Dumar. Treating human interaction and romantic relationships as rote, mechanical routine to be manipulated for personal gain. Truly the path to lasting happiness and fulfillment.
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    2015 RR March Madness Bracket Challenge

    Hey we won. Buffalo probably the best team in the tournament. Smooth sailing to the championship from here.
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    Red99

    Can't believe you're just going to trash your crushbone faction like that after we worked so hard on it murdering sisters.
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    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    Dumar, how much time do you spend on each tinder date lamenting the downfall of the MMO genre?
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    2015 RR March Madness Bracket Challenge

    I got an alert that said 0.12% of all ESPN brackets remain perfect.
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    2015 RR March Madness Bracket Challenge

    What a ridiculous three. I'd probably be boarding a plane to Syria and joining ISIS if I was a Baylor fan and saw that shit.
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    2015 RR March Madness Bracket Challenge

    I'm loling pretty hard right despite having ISU in the final four. Fantastic.
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    My new Dating Pool

    I think the chances of Wolf not eventually robbing J49 or murdering one of these smack whores is pretty low. Can't wait.
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    Red99

    Sisters is the best thing ever in gaming, period. The xp, phat loots, and relaxing ease of the camp simply cannot be beat. That being said, you cannot go straight from Nybrights to Sisters, you won't be high enough. I crossed this bridge by grouping with ragebringer rogues and fungi monks in...
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    First World Problems

    That's no manlet; 5'2" is midget territory.
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    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    I can't decide if you want passed out girls at a frat party or pissed on girls at a frat party, or which one would be better.
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    I am absolutely shocked that Dumar doesn't know how vaginas work. Shocked.
  27. Mario Speedwagon

    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    Mist is obviously a guy in need of a deep dicking. Why would anyone here of all places believe for even a minute that he is a chick?
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    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    I've never seen anyone who so desperately needs a deep dicking as you do.
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    Mist and Dumar ruin everything thread

    Keg, will these frat bros be a guest on your public access show?
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How I wish I had this "problem". My special lady friend doesn't eat leftovers 90% of the time either but always says she wants some of the leftovers. So every time we have some in the fridge, I get to play the game of figuring out whether or not she's actually going to eat some of it. My two...
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    Red99

    Sweet we all getting epic'd this weekend. Pras holocaust.
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    2015 RR March Madness Bracket Challenge

    Just filled out my bracket in 2 minutes with no research. I feel pretty confident.
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    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Between this and scorpion king 4, I'm starting to wonder if Lou Ferrigno has a gambling problem.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Come on guys. Onoes doesn't just dive head first into something without due diligence.
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    Red99

    Holy shit that's genius. We should host PvP matches and take bets. You can be our bricktop vit and we can do payoffs and have people taking dives.
  36. Mario Speedwagon

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    ALPHA FUX, BETA BUX
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    Red99

    Bro it builds character. Moments like these make EQ worth playing. At least that's what ismaris tells me everytime he snares me while I have 15 mobs chasing me.
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    Red99

    I want to pras you like I should.
  39. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Pras Big Flex.